I'm the Man

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My life here in earth with my owner has full of ups and down and I can say that I am enjoying my stay here. Even though my owner is a bit crazy - alright let me correct that - a super crazy owner still I learn to accept here craziness and also learn to appreciate the things she do to me. I don't think I can live without her now, just kidding - she's super naughty that I really want to jump in her face and let her feel my annoyance with her. She's kind yes but she's also arghhh, don't even ask. I want to strangle her neck sometimes but her neck is almost gone now with too much eating - but guys don't tell her that I tell you okay?

I can say a lot of bad things about her and it will take 10 pages but I think that's not enough to spill all of those and I don't want you to bore with that. So let's forget that and move on to what I really want to say about her. Even if she's like that there's still something about her that I really like. But I don't like her that much okay, she's not that important duhhhh. And Though you can count it on your fingers the good side about her but at least there's a good side with that evil woman. You see, in my 92,534,400 seconds with her I can say that I already know her. Base on my observation first things first - she's a crazy woman.

She do what she wants to do eat what she wants to eat and sometimes drop some yucky fragments of her foods in my body - I tell you it's really disgusting, I mean who wants that unappetizing foods that come out on somebody's mouth land on my face? She do that always, and even if her hands is very dirty - ewyyyy from eating her foods she will still use me and swipe and swipe me like she didn't use those dirty hands in that dirty and ewyy foods. She's really something, sometimes even if her hands was used to get her booger she will just throw it or smear it in the wall without washing her hands and then use me with those dirty hands.

I really really want to throw some sponge in her so that she can wash her hands she's disgusting. Another thing is she loves to bring me in their comfort room and browse on her cellphone - it's okay for me but I just can't take the smelly sh!t she had it's really arghh, I want to puke in her face. Bur anyways, she loves to browse on me and visit those awesome site. Yeah, I think I saw her browsing on read.cash and noise.cash. Well that thing is what I enjoy the most I can see a lot of foods. And beautiful girlies ๐Ÿฅด. Well am a man so yes can do to beautiful womans heh. But she's really impossible!

We've been together for a long time now and in that time of togetherness she really never ceases to surprise me - not with her kindness and uniqueness though but with what she can actually do, her craziness is just a top-notch. You know that she's really abusing me to the core that even if I'm just 10% she will still continue using me and watch her favorite porn - oopssss I never said that! And what's more annoying is when she will put me in her small pocket like hello look at my size lady - you think being sandwiched in your crazy fat is okay? It's never okay I'm telling you!!! Why can't you change huh?

Wait, I said I will say only the good side of her but I think her evil side just get the best of me that I'd rather share all of her hardheadedness and naughtiness that she has done to me, just kidding - so let me just get this over with. Being with her needs a lot of patience, but no matter what I still like her. Who doesn't want the owner who loves to feeds her phone? I always have a load I tell you and not just a cheap load but a very expensive one ๐Ÿ˜Ž. She loves to listen to a music and so do I. Her choice of music is all good and me like it, heh. Most especially those Young Lad, I mean Yungblud's song it is just so cool that I can listen to it forever.

She's a crazy woman but she knows what she really wants I commend her for that. But she's still crazy, and I just can't forget that time when she used me to download some porn in ph. Even if I am heating up she will still continue downloading it and watch it like it is really a good movie. I mean, their acting sucks - I'd rather watch cartoons than to watch those fake cry of happiness - my ass ๐Ÿ™„ like argh. The cry of the goat is more appealing than those fake one I tell you. Oh shoot, forget that I said that okay? Now if you're a young baby boy and girl move move move as you are not allowed here. Rated spg alert!! Don't say I didn't warn yah ๐Ÿฅด. Though it's late, lol.

But anyways, I'm still thankful that my owner is a crazy b!tch, I won't enjoy my life here if she's not. I maybe don't like a lot of things about her but still I'm lucky to have her as my owner. I experience being loved by a human who has a lot of care of her things. She's not the kindest and she's even the craziest but she knows how to handle me with care - not much but she still care. And guys, she didn't tell this to anyone but that time that I was dead for 3 days I really feel that she cares for me. It's a faint but I felt it. I hear her whisper some sweet nothings to me, I can't answer her back because I'm dead that time I really want to make her feel loved that time because her crush doesn't like her but I just can't do it.

And now that I'm back again - "Hello B!tches!!!" She's not overusing me anymore. She just listen to some music and chat with her friends. Well, she only had a friend she doesn't have a boyfriend poor little girl. Her crush didn't even notice that this girl has a thing for him, that man is so dense. Can't even get the signal tsk tsk. But anyways, I wish to spend more time with her. I want to see more of hee ugly face when she cry because her crushes who doesn't know the word crush back. Even if I want to help her I can't, so I will just give her a good music and strong pat in her back to make her feel that she is loved by everyone - excluding her crush. Sorry owner, just accept it. Ciao.

Her Phone/ Oppo A3s


Thank You @JustMaryel for the sponsorship, ayiehhhh ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ˜.


Hahahahs, another prompt yayy. But this time it was my Oppo a3s time to shine. I use it as my subject for @meitanteikudo prompt From Another PoV. As you all know my old phone die on my hand last week after using it. But good thing it's okay now and I can use it now. This phone is very important to me as it was given to me by Mommy Flor. The first and the most amazing phone that I ever had in my entire life. This is my favorite yes but my old old Samsung Duo is the most favorite of mine next is this Oppo. And I am happy that I was able to write this as dedicated to my Oppo a3s UwU. I enjoy writing this so I hope that you also enjoy reading it, ciao.



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Habang binabasa ko yung story napatawa ako ahahaha, opps sorry di ko lang pamigilan ngumiti. Thank you dahil sa story mo nabigyan ako ng saya sa araw nato. pero to be honest kahit gano kasama ang isang meron at meron paring kabaitan kahit papano.

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Hahahaha, salamat ng marami ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ™ˆ

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1 year ago

HAHAHA Phone's POV pala, kung nakapag salita lang yan yung phone mo ate lagot ka HAHAHA

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Bwahahahaha epal na selpon pero mahal na mahal ko. Parang sya na hindi naman ako gusto ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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1 year ago

Hala, oppo A3s din yung phone ng ate ko ah. Tapos skin naman oppo A5s hehe.

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1 year ago

The best a3s ee. Till now buhay pa sya kahit muntik na nya akong iwan. ๐Ÿฅบ

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Haha! Kawawang cellphone, bakit dala2x mo pa hanggang banyo? Haha! But in fairness, she loves you dearly.. Nice prompt/

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Bwahahahaha masayang mag bawas kapag may companion BWAHAHAHAHA

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1 year ago

napaka creative naman this girl.. crazy din. hahahaha

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Hahahaha, creative - loka loka lang talaga me ahahaha

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1 year ago

You are crazy with a heart! Hahaha what crazy owner pero lovely naman. Nice to read again an article from you Ruffa.

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Hahahaha madam wala na akong heart, napunta na sa iba at ayaw ko namang bawiin baka kasi pwd pang..... Chariringfff wahahahahahaya ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด

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1 year ago

Grabe po, this another POV is in another level hahahahaha. I didn't have an idea that it was the phone's perspective. What a witty writer.

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Hahahahahaha, I just thought of it because I can't think of a topic haha. I'm just happy a lot of people like it ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜

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1 year ago

Dropping by in your article is not a wrong decision. Well, I end up chuckling reading this amazing article of yours maโ€™am. I am a little bit curious at first because I thought it is a human who making you slave for real, but it is not. Rate this article for me it is 10 of 10 :)

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1 year ago

ang galing lang na nakacreate ka ng topic with the phone's perspective? hehe crazy talaga noh madam?

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Hahahaha, wala na ako maisip madam pano hahahaha

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really if our device can take action mine would have run away from me and never come back cos i do use this guy 24/7

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Hahaha, oh no and we will call them the runaway smartphone wahahaha

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1 year ago

exactly lol

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Hahaha she is really amazing I had a glimpse of mine in her as you told that her crush is not familiar to the word crush back :( that's the problem I also have :)

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You saw! I wished you that your phone would get better. How nice to read that you fixed it and to read that you made an ode to it. Hahaha.

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Hahahahah, well I'm the crazy owner and I love my phone hahahaha

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love the honesty of the phone though...hahahaha kawawa naman yung di i crush back

at hahaha natawa ako sa boogers my ghaaaddd baby gerl I feel you...cheers hahaha

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1 year ago

Bwahahaha, achecheche ginagawa mo din Noona wahahaha the best kaya wahahaha

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1 year ago

HAHAHAHAHA kung nakakapagsalita lang talaga mga cellphone, napakadami pala nilang reklamo satin hahahaha.

lalo sayo ate! grabe buti mabait phone mo, napapakisamahan ka ng matagal chour hahaha

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1 year ago

HAHAHAHAHQ, ako nagfifeed sa kanya kaya magtiis sya aba. Wahahaha

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1 year ago

oy oy anong oras na bakit gising ka pa ha? hahaha

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Hahaha yan din tatanong ko sau Marygoround, ako naka tulog na pero ikaw wari koy di pa aba aba

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oops hahaha. secret ate. baka ako e kurutin mo sa singit uwu

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Ganda naman ng pinapanuod mo, walang preno preno, porn talaga eh nuh. HAHAHA. Mag hentai ka na lang, maganda pa plot dun. Charr lang. Ahahah.

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Bwahahahaha, sus mas bet ko oa nga hentai kesa live action. Kawalang gana yang porn , chorrr wahahaha

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1 year ago

I think you are in a broken relationship with your phone that you could afford to put all these down in writing just for your phone hahahaha

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ahhha...that's a sweet and sour relationship with your phone. I guess if our phone could talk say will almost talk the same. :) :)

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Hahaha if only our phone can talk, hahaha

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1 year ago

Sis sobrang tawa ko. Na curious na ako kung sino. Si oppo pala.๐Ÿ˜… Yung mga questions nagtatakbuhan na kung sino.๐Ÿ˜… I missed my old phone sis. Binigay ko sa sister ko.๐Ÿฅบโ˜บ๏ธ

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Bwahahaha, nasa mabuting kamay naman na ata ee oksi Lang yaan. ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜Š

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Oo nga sis.. hehe andun na sa sister ko.โ˜บ๏ธ

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How I wish phones can actually talk, maybe many of us will treat our phones better and still give it a break to rest the CPU

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Thanks for letting me realize that my phone is over used na po hahaha and I need to make it rest. Jusko nakakakonsenysa naman

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Hahahaha, maawa ka sa phone mo naman aba. Pahingahin kahit 2 days

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1 year ago

Our phones for sure can make us feel very angered hahahaha...you really took your time to analyse all these because of a phone hahaha

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Hahahaha, yeah it's all just about a phonw. My phone ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Si oppo lang pala to hehe. Parang sa tao talaga sis. Hehehe

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Bwahahaha, oo kaya si Oppo lang yan ginawan ng pov ahahaha

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1 year ago

Ang haba ng senti ni beloved oppo a3s mo๐Ÿคฃ.. enjoy nga ksi u don't fail to make someone's lips curve into a smile sometimes laugh na mapapaluha๐Ÿ˜‚

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1 year ago

Bwahahahaha, yiehhhh halatang galit sakin si A3s ko nga wahahaha.

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1 year ago

I knew it..haha.. Sa gitna nalaman ko phone yun haha

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1 year ago

Wahahahaha, ang kulit ni selpon ko ee ahaha

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1 year ago

Wow, all these for just a phone? I actually thought you were talking about a person ๐Ÿ˜† this is a very passionate article, well done Ruffa

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1 year ago

Hahahaha, yeah it's just for a phone haha. It's fun writinf this actually hahaha

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1 year ago

I love this๐Ÿ˜‚I can feel the pain of our phones. You spoke their heart.

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1 year ago

Hahahahs, surely you're phone is also crying now haha.

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1 year ago

Hahaha ang cute naman mag reklamo ng cp mo madam rufs.

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1 year ago

Hahaha, ang kulit ano hahahaha

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1 year ago

May sentimental value kasi yung mga lumang bagay na nakasanayan natin ate ruffa. I valued my old phones din yung binigay ng kuya ko saakin. Congrats sa bago mong phone.

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1 year ago

Haha so true, kahit nga sira na talaga ee hirap pa rin pakawalan. Salamatttt

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1 year ago

Gamit na gamit siya dzai! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Hahaha. Matry ko nga din ere.

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1 year ago

Hahaha, go na dzaii it's fun din haha

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1 year ago

Yung owner mo paluin mo pagpumunta sa pinagbabawal na site hahaha.. Btw, congrats sa new phone mo na pinaghirapan mo๐Ÿ˜Š

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1 year ago

Bwahahaha, pag yan sumagot wahaha. Salamat mareng UwU

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1 year ago

Someone stole my Oppo A3s. Now using Vivo.

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Oh that's sad. I mean, why people steal right ๐Ÿฅต

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