For the sake of cockroachanity

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"Ready the army boys, we've got some hustling to do. Remember to be alert if you don't want to go home dead."

"Will remember that sir!"

"Noted sir!".

"Copy sir!"

"Hayh!"

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This is our everyday life, we are always on the go whenever we see a chance. A chance to grab an opportunity that we shouldn't miss or we can't get anything at all. We are just "on our own" before who do things on their own but because of some circumstances and because doing it alone is impossible already, we formed this alliance. We have no leader everyone is free to do anything. But we do things in group now when it comes to gathering foods.

This is the most important. We don't care if you grab every woman's ass out there on the way as long as you attend your duty as an harvester. Those who can and those strong enough to go on a journey they are the one who do the harvesting. Whatever you are doing as long as it's time already you have to stop even if you are in the middle of s3x with whomever. You have to stop and run faster to were is the gathering and ready your ass because it'll be a long journey again.

You can encounter a flying slipper on your face while on duty leaving your body with nothing but it's shell. There are people who enjoy crushing our kind because of annoyance. They can do that and we can't really avoid that but you have to be fast or else you'll ended up just like of mashed potato in a tub. Well, they won't eat you but they can throw you out in the window and leave your body rot in the ground and let those ugly ants feast on your body. No one's want that - to be carried by those little monster.

We'd rather be flashed in the toilet than be carried by those little monster with sharp fang. That's why, if you don't want to end up like the others - be courageous, be fast, be strong and be wise. We gather foods then we can have foods on our plate. A food is not a problem as long as we can save enough to last us for months. And after that we will gather again will go on a journey again and yeah save some again. I think it's fair too coz there are benefits if you are one of the harvester.

Oops, and When I say harvesting, it's lurking on a place with a lot of foods. We look, we find and fly around to see those scattered pieces of foods that everyone forgot to clean. We wait for the right timing, when the hoomans turn off their lights and they get on their bed that's the perfect time to get in. And ever if one of the harvester got caught while harvesting prepare for the worst case scenario. thats the scariest part of this job, it is when you are caught by the hoomans that's where you need to run fast.

Fly and hide and don't go everywhere until it's not safe. This job is very hard, we are lucky if we get home untouched but unlucky those who can't make it home because they were crushed to death already and will forever be gone. But what to do we have to move to make ends meet or else we all die in hanger so it's now or never.

"Okay let's move now! It's all clear boss"

"Alright, remember this run if there's a danger. Scatter and don't look back, understood?"

"Will remember that sir!"

"Noted sir!"

"Copy sir!"

"Hayh!"

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And the job started. We get i nsafe and no sight of the enemy. Everything is clear and we are all good to go. We look in every corner of the house and carry what we can carry. Everything is going smoothly and we are all too focus on looking for foods that wr didn't notice this one thing. An eye, silently watching us doing our things. It was looking at us with disgust waiting for the right time to make it's entry. We let our guard down.

When we thought that it's going smoothly according to plan a tragedy happened. The boys didn't see it coming and strong and smelly gas was waiting for us. Ready to attract it's prey and ready to kill. No one can escape and no one will leave alive.

"Your mthrfckr is the worst. You just roam around here leaving all your sh!ts and all. Now taste the wrath of my spray. Die!!!!!! Ratatatatatatatatatat."

We didn't saw it coming. We are all annihilated. What's worse is when we're already in the brink of death, these awful cat appear who's ready to throw us, play us and use their sadistic side with us. It's a double kill and no one ever get home alive. Cockroaches Team 1 and 2 are completely annihilated and the cockroachanity is in the brink of death. The possible Cause of death: HUNGER!


Hahahaha, I don't really know what's up with this article haha. I just thought of those cockroaches that has life and the struggle they have to face with the hands of humans even though they just want to live. Anothet is those cat who loves to hunt them and play with their kind to death. What if they can think right and they want to say how cruel humanity is to these flying insect who just want to live in peace in the world. They also have lives and they also have the right to live.

So this is Marites speaking for the cockroach community. Let's hear the cry of these little soldier. They want peace so let them live. HAHAHAHAHAHAYA. Crazy right? I know, I know hahaha. But I love this one hah. What if their kind decided to leave earth and choose to live in Mars? Then no more drama from those who's afraid in cockroaches rawrrrr haha. Now that I think about it, I remember Liza Soberano her what's in the box challenge. She's not so maarte like touching the cockroach doesn't disgust her that much haha, well i just remember rawrr.

And the word cockroachanity is a made up word by me and no meaning at all.


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Ate!!! Hahaha pero ayon, naawa tuloy ako sa mga ipis tuloy huhu. Ako pa man din mahilig magpaflying tsinelas hahshshs

Next mo naman POV ng mga daga sa bahay hahaha

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2 years ago

Hahaha 😆 I feel sorry for the cockroaches but I am a cockroach slayer I kill them whenever I see one in my room 😁

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2 years ago

Ay same naman, pero pag wala naman sa area ko hinahayaan ko na. Kaso minsan ung iba sinisave ko sa pusa ayun alabas ko bahala kong anong mangyari sa kanya basta na save ko na sya hahaha

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2 years ago

Ang bright mo tlga madam. Ipis pov e no hahahaha

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2 years ago

Hahahaha wala na baga akong maisip na isulat madams hahaha. Pero ang saya nya din sulatin ha hahaha.

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2 years ago

Hahahahahaa and now I'm gonna think twice before spraying baygon to any cockroach I will see. In a serious side po, we should be more responsible I'm our duties po and not be tempt by other things because it might be. Problem

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2 years ago

Totoo din, mapaminsala din naman sila kasi diba aguyy

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2 years ago

Wla na aqng masabi jajaja, those cockroaches do only want to live pero why on man's kitchen ksi, nagdudulot ng sakit yan sila

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2 years ago

Hahaha totoo madam, nakakamaty nga daw madumi nga kasi talaga sila.

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2 years ago

Ahahaha! POV naman ng ipis ngayon. I can't really expect normal things from you. You always shock me, in a good way! 😂 Anyway, samin paisa isang ipis lang namn pinaglalaruan ng pusa dito, di naman by batches!

I hate and am scared of ipis, pero I always kill them when I have chance LOL! I even wish they don't exist nalang sana. 😂 Sorry ipis!

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2 years ago

HAHAHAHA rawrrrrrrrrr, ang saya lamg mag sulat ng kakaiba tas ganito mga comment natatawa ako sa comment nyo or natutuwa kasi hahahahaha.

Samin din isa isa hinuhuki ng mga pusa at alam mo ba lima pusa namin ee kagulo mandin sila sa isang ipis talagang ang sadist pa naman nila aguyy haha

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2 years ago

Oo talagang pinaglalaruan ng pusa mga ipis, pati ibang insekto hehe. Kadiri, tapos minsan gusto ko pa ikiss mga kuting na yan. 😂

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2 years ago

Hahaha hala same, nakikipag nose to nose pa nga ako sa Panda Panda namin hahaha. Without thinking na baka naglaro n naman ng ipis ang magaling hahaha

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2 years ago

Oo, pikit mata nalang kahit kadiri char!

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2 years ago

HAHAHAHA 😂 Grabeng writer talaga to eh. Ipis pa nga baket ka ganyan 😭

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2 years ago

Hahaha inaano kita jan hahaha. They have the right too 🥺🥺🤣🤣

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2 years ago

My dear crazy writer, you have described me perfectly in your publication together with my cat Meme, that is my task in the nights. Just when I get up because my bladder demands it then I have to make an obligatory stop with my crawling insect killer. This pest has never been to my liking.

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2 years ago

Haha, well same with Mom she really hunt them down seriously. And their death OMG haha

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2 years ago

Ipis Lang sis pero grabe ang dami mo ng sinabi. Kaw na talaga sis. Super iba mag isip..

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2 years ago

OMG, puro hahahaha ang start ng reply ko sa inyo ee natatawa ako sa mga comment nyo ahahahaha

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2 years ago

Hahaha. Kakaiba ka kasi mg isip sis.

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2 years ago

Another interesting one. I think army guys should focus on their duties instead of women. Their sight mistake van lead to big problem for all of us. Professional armies don't do like that.

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2 years ago

Hahaha oh yeah, and it's about cockroaches haha

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2 years ago

Hahahhaha 🤣 spider is better word.

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2 years ago

Hay naku ate Ruffaaa hahaahaha , salamat sa pagpapasaya sa akin palagi hahaha

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2 years ago

Happy kana bata? No stress stress muna okikie? 🤟💪

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2 years ago

CRAZY!!! HAHAHA. Iba ka talaga, Ate. Wala ksng katulad mag-isip. Pati ipis napagtripan pa. 🤣

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2 years ago

Hahahahaha, alam nyo naman ng lahat kong gaano ako kaloka WAHAHAHA

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2 years ago

Oo, naman. Ipagpatuloy mo lang yan. AHAHHA. 🤣

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2 years ago

And so, without warning, you started writing and made a work of art. That happens when the imagination is as strong as the one you have.

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2 years ago

Hahahaha, I have a lot of crazy idea you know hahahaha

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2 years ago

Like humans and cats and dogs, cockroaches habe families left at home too. Let them live🤣

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2 years ago

Hahahahaha, if pwd lang naman ano hahaha wag naman sanang pipisain hahaha

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2 years ago

I feel pity for the cockroache. But I hope they know the difference of being a butterfly and being like them. Yung iba kasi feeling butterfly, palipad lipad lang.

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2 years ago

Hahaha oo nga ano, bat kasi lilioad tas bigla nalang mangdadapo hahaha. Tas ung iba maaatake na sa puso sa gulat goodness haha

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2 years ago

Hahahah this is funny! Natatawa ako sis napaka wide naman ng imagination mo. Hahahhahah never heard about cockroachology hahhaha soldiers ready!

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2 years ago

Hahahaha, wala akong maisip na isulat pano hahahaha

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2 years ago

I hate cockroach sis. I'm really scared that's why I'm always buy a spray since I'm really afraid with the cockroach. Sometimes there are cockroaches fly, I got panic.😅

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2 years ago

Hahahahaha, oo nga nakakagulat nga minsan ee ung biglang SURPRISE hahaha

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2 years ago

Hahha natawa tuloy ako ate, Grabe talaga yang imahenasyon mo hahhaha, napakalawak.

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2 years ago

Bwahahaha, sisihin mo malikot kong utak hahahaha

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2 years ago

What a word. Cockroachanity, I thought it was a study about cockroaches. Lol, I'm laughing hard loud

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2 years ago

Hahaha I just made that one ahahaha it's really not a word doesn't have a meaning hahaha

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2 years ago

I was really laughing hard lol

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2 years ago

Oh dear! What have you done? I'm laughing like a mad man. Soldiers are ready, hyah. 🤣 Never expected a cockroachology 🤩

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2 years ago

Hahaha at least It makes you happy 🤟🤣🤣

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2 years ago

Yes dear. A lot.

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2 years ago

Hahahhaha I was laughing what if they will migrated to mars. Hahhaha loko you have a great imagination😅

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2 years ago

Bwahahaha what if nga right? Hahaha

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2 years ago

I hate cockroaches and I forever will. My slippers and broom stick will always be the weapon of mass destruction and no holding back..🤣🤣

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2 years ago

HAHAHAHA I mean, have mercy in them try not to extract their juices haha

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2 years ago

I'm after that juice; scientists say drinking it is good for the health 🤣🤣

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2 years ago

What the hahaha that's ewwyyy🥵🤣🤣

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2 years ago

Naawa tuloy ako sa mga cockroach sis. Guilty ako sa mga pinag gagawa ko tuloy. Hehe

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2 years ago

Hahaha ganyan yan si mommy ding ko hahaha nanghahunt talaga haha

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2 years ago

Your imagination is really wild madam..khit saan napupunta

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2 years ago

Hahahaha ewan ko ba sa utak ko na areh hahaha

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2 years ago