"Ready the army boys, we've got some hustling to do. Remember to be alert if you don't want to go home dead."
"Will remember that sir!"
This is our everyday life, we are always on the go whenever we see a chance. A chance to grab an opportunity that we shouldn't miss or we can't get anything at all. We are just "on our own" before who do things on their own but because of some circumstances and because doing it alone is impossible already, we formed this alliance. We have no leader everyone is free to do anything. But we do things in group now when it comes to gathering foods.
This is the most important. We don't care if you grab every woman's ass out there on the way as long as you attend your duty as an harvester. Those who can and those strong enough to go on a journey they are the one who do the harvesting. Whatever you are doing as long as it's time already you have to stop even if you are in the middle of s3x with whomever. You have to stop and run faster to were is the gathering and ready your ass because it'll be a long journey again.
You can encounter a flying slipper on your face while on duty leaving your body with nothing but it's shell. There are people who enjoy crushing our kind because of annoyance. They can do that and we can't really avoid that but you have to be fast or else you'll ended up just like of mashed potato in a tub. Well, they won't eat you but they can throw you out in the window and leave your body rot in the ground and let those ugly ants feast on your body. No one's want that - to be carried by those little monster.
We'd rather be flashed in the toilet than be carried by those little monster with sharp fang. That's why, if you don't want to end up like the others - be courageous, be fast, be strong and be wise. We gather foods then we can have foods on our plate. A food is not a problem as long as we can save enough to last us for months. And after that we will gather again will go on a journey again and yeah save some again. I think it's fair too coz there are benefits if you are one of the harvester.
Oops, and When I say harvesting, it's lurking on a place with a lot of foods. We look, we find and fly around to see those scattered pieces of foods that everyone forgot to clean. We wait for the right timing, when the hoomans turn off their lights and they get on their bed that's the perfect time to get in. And ever if one of the harvester got caught while harvesting prepare for the worst case scenario. thats the scariest part of this job, it is when you are caught by the hoomans that's where you need to run fast.
Fly and hide and don't go everywhere until it's not safe. This job is very hard, we are lucky if we get home untouched but unlucky those who can't make it home because they were crushed to death already and will forever be gone. But what to do we have to move to make ends meet or else we all die in hanger so it's now or never.
"Okay let's move now! It's all clear boss"
"Alright, remember this run if there's a danger. Scatter and don't look back, understood?"
"Will remember that sir!"
And the job started. We get i nsafe and no sight of the enemy. Everything is clear and we are all good to go. We look in every corner of the house and carry what we can carry. Everything is going smoothly and we are all too focus on looking for foods that wr didn't notice this one thing. An eye, silently watching us doing our things. It was looking at us with disgust waiting for the right time to make it's entry. We let our guard down.
When we thought that it's going smoothly according to plan a tragedy happened. The boys didn't see it coming and strong and smelly gas was waiting for us. Ready to attract it's prey and ready to kill. No one can escape and no one will leave alive.
"Your mthrfckr is the worst. You just roam around here leaving all your sh!ts and all. Now taste the wrath of my spray. Die!!!!!! Ratatatatatatatatatat."
We didn't saw it coming. We are all annihilated. What's worse is when we're already in the brink of death, these awful cat appear who's ready to throw us, play us and use their sadistic side with us. It's a double kill and no one ever get home alive. Cockroaches Team 1 and 2 are completely annihilated and the cockroachanity is in the brink of death. The possible Cause of death: HUNGER!
Hahahaha, I don't really know what's up with this article haha. I just thought of those cockroaches that has life and the struggle they have to face with the hands of humans even though they just want to live. Anothet is those cat who loves to hunt them and play with their kind to death. What if they can think right and they want to say how cruel humanity is to these flying insect who just want to live in peace in the world. They also have lives and they also have the right to live.
So this is Marites speaking for the cockroach community. Let's hear the cry of these little soldier. They want peace so let them live. HAHAHAHAHAHAYA. Crazy right? I know, I know hahaha. But I love this one hah. What if their kind decided to leave earth and choose to live in Mars? Then no more drama from those who's afraid in cockroaches rawrrrr haha. Now that I think about it, I remember Liza Soberano her what's in the box challenge. She's not so maarte like touching the cockroach doesn't disgust her that much haha, well i just remember rawrr.
And the word cockroachanity is a made up word by me and no meaning at all.
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November 27, 2021