You know the worst feeling in the world? It is when you are on the crowded place and you really want to release some massive gas because of what you ate this morning but you can't release it for the reason that you are afraid to do it because they might notice it and you don't want to be marked as a bomber of that stinky fart in the world. And what if you just suddenly release not just that smelly and stinky fart? What if there's a meaty saucy and juicilicious meat that came from it? Not just you bombarded the place with your stinky fart but also you will be known as one of the ewwest person on earth because of your poopilicious sh!t.
Wait, I don't know why I'm too fond on talking about poop. Do you think I'm a poop in my past life? And because I did a good deeds before like maybe some criminal step on me and that made him slipped on the floor and because of that they will able to capture him? So I'm a hero in my past life then? Oh My Gosh, being a poop is far from being the best to be proud of but if that's the case then, I don't have a problem with it. But the question is, what kind of poop is me? And who's my owner? Am I a poop of a bird? Or maybe a poop of the crocodile? Do you think crocodile can poop? Can they pee? Hmm, I'll ask Mr. Google about that later.
Do you think I'm a poop of a human? If not maybe a snake? Oh, that too how do you think they pee or poop? Hmm, if not a snake too then a chicken, a duck? Or what if I am a poop of a horse in a royal family? Oh right, maybe that's where it happen. Like I cant take the stomachache anymore that's why in the middle of the road I make my way - poop poop poop. But I don't think it's a horse, no one will ever dare to run in the middle of a grand tour of a Princess, a King or the Queen. It's a grave sin if ever nah-uh let's forget that and think of something else. Maybe I'm a poop of a kangaroo? But they reside only in the forest so - wait are they? I don't have a slightest idea to be honest.
But well, no matter who the owner is my speculations where I think I'm a poop in my past life will not gonna change. I'm a poop I think I will leave it like that for now. And everyone is pooping anyway so why make it a big deal. Ah wait, off course anyone will make a fuss over it. Coz who wouldn't right? It's smelly, it's ewwy and ewwy again like duhh. Specially that poop of a cat. Oh yes, if ever I am a poop before I don't want to be a poop of a cat, there's just no way. I think the smell of it is enough to make those criminals cry a river lol. Ahhhhh I remember our cat again, you know sometimes I can't help myself but to be thankful because I don't have a sense of smell. But off course I still miss that.
But anyways, let's drop the poop topic. I know it's not right to talk about the poop without even asking their permission but where to ask anyway? Who to gonna ask? You? Well then, sorry for talking about you just like that. Just to let you know poop, you stink! I know I know my article a nonsense one today. But what to do, I want to be happy and so I think of a topic that can make me laugh. I hope that this makes you smile too even if it's a big disgusting sh!t. You know, talking nonsense is my forte, ah you probably know that already so yeah. Before I end this let me ask you this question. Do you want to be a poop in your next life? I can ask my uncle Mr. Devil to do that for you so let me know in the comment 👻.
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