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I'm the Man

My life here in earth with my owner has full of ups and down and I can say that I am enjoying my stay here. Even though my owner is a bit crazy - alright let me correct that - a super crazy owner still I learn to accept here craziness and also learn to appreciate the things she do to me. I don't think I can live without her now, just kidding - she's super naughty that I really want to jump in her face and let her feel my annoyance with her. She's kind yes but she's also arghhh, don't even ask. I want to strangle her neck sometimes but her neck is almost gone now with too much eating - but guys don't tell her that I tell you okay? I can say a lot of bad things about her and it will take 10 pages but I think that's not enough to spill all of those and I don't want you to bore with that. So let's forget that and move on to what I really want to say about her. Even if she's like that there's still something about her that I really like. But I don't like her that much okay, she's not that important duhhhh. And Though you can count it on your fingers the good side about her but at least there's a good side with that evil woman. You see, in my 92,534,400 seconds with her I can say that I already know her. Base on my observation first things first - she's a crazy woman. She do what she wants to do eat what she wants to eat and sometimes drop some yucky fragments of her foods in my body - I tell you it's really disgusting, I mean who wants that unappetizing foods that come out on somebody's mouth land on my face? She do that always, and even if her hands is very dirty - ewyyyy from eating her foods she will still use me and swipe and swipe me like she didn't use those dirty hands in that dirty and ewyy foods. She's really something, sometimes even if her hands was used to get her booger she will just throw it or smear it in the wall without washing her hands and then use me with those dirty hands. I really really want to throw some sponge in her so that she can wash her hands she's disgusting. Another thing is she loves to bring me in their comfort room and browse on her cellphone - it's okay for me but I just can't take the smelly sh!t she had it's really arghh, I want to puke in her face. Bur anyways, she loves to browse on me and visit those awesome site. Yeah, I think I saw her browsing on read.cash and noise.cash. Well that thing is what I enjoy the most I can see a lot of foods. And beautiful girlies 🥴. Well am a man so yes can do to beautiful womans heh. But she's really impossible! We've been together for a long time now and in that time of togetherness she really never ceases to surprise me - not with her kindness and uniqueness though but with what she can actually do, her craziness is just a top-notch. You know that she's really abusing me to the core that even if I'm just 10% she will still continue using me and watch her favorite porn - oopssss I never said that! And what's more annoying is when she will put me in her small pocket like hello look at my size lady - you think being sandwiched in your crazy fat is okay? It's never okay I'm telling you!!! Why can't you change huh? Wait, I said I will say only the good side of her but I think her evil side just get the best of me that I'd rather share all of her hardheadedness and naughtiness that she has done to me, just kidding - so let me just get this over with. Being with her needs a lot of patience, but no matter what I still like her. Who doesn't want the owner who loves to feeds her phone? I always have a load I tell you and not just a cheap load but a very expensive one 😎. She loves to listen to a music and so do I. Her choice of music is all good and me like it, heh. Most especially those Young Lad, I mean Yungblud's song it is just so cool that I can listen to it forever. She's a crazy woman but she knows what she really wants I commend her for that. But she's still crazy, and I just can't forget that time when she used me to download some porn in ph. Even if I am heating up she will still continue downloading it and watch it like it is really a good movie. I mean, their acting sucks - I'd rather watch cartoons than to watch those fake cry of happiness - my ass 🙄 like argh. The cry of the goat is more appealing than those fake one I tell you. Oh shoot, forget that I said that okay? Now if you're a young baby boy and girl move move move as you are not allowed here. Rated spg alert!! Don't say I didn't warn yah 🥴. Though it's late, lol. But anyways, I'm still thankful that my owner is a crazy b!tch, I won't enjoy my life here if she's not. I maybe don't like a lot of things about her but still I'm lucky to have her as my owner. I experience being loved by a human who has a lot of care of her things. She's not the kindest and she's even the craziest but she knows how to handle me with care - not much but she still care. And guys, she didn't tell this to anyone but that time that I was dead for 3 days I really feel that she cares for me. It's a faint but I felt it. I hear her whisper some sweet nothings to me, I can't answer her back because I'm dead that time I really want to make her feel loved that time because her crush doesn't like her but I just can't do it. And now that I'm back again - "Hello B!tches!!!" She's not overusing me anymore. She just listen to some music and chat with her friends. Well, she only had a friend she doesn't have a boyfriend poor little girl. Her crush didn't even notice that this girl has a thing for him, that man is so dense. Can't even get the signal tsk tsk. But anyways, I wish to spend more time with her. I want to see more of hee ugly face when she cry because her crushes who doesn't know the word crush back. Even if I want to help her I can't, so I will just give her a good music and strong pat in her back to make her feel that she is loved by everyone - excluding her crush. Sorry owner, just accept it. Ciao. Her Phone/ Oppo A3s Thank You @JustMaryel for the sponsorship, ayiehhhh 🥴😍. Hahahahs, another prompt yayy. But this time it was my Oppo a3s time to shine. I use it as my subject for @meitanteikudo prompt **From Another PoV**. As you all know my old phone die on my hand last week after using it. But good thing it's okay now and I can use it now. This phone is very important to me as it was given to me by Mommy Flor. The first and the most amazing phone that I ever had in my entire life. This is my favorite yes but my old old Samsung Duo is the most favorite of mine next is this Oppo. And I am happy that I was able to write this as dedicated to my Oppo a3s UwU. 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