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I saw these questions on my @Probinsyana's post and I asked her if I can also repeat them. It's always exciting to do stuff like this just to catch some fun and break away from the usual posts. I hope you all enjoy the questions too.

What sport would be the funniest to watch if the players were drunk?

I have two in mind... Football and Rugby. How fun would it be if all the players were drunk and they are chasing after the ball haphazardly? No clear direction, just some mature men making a show for the fans to watch as they can't even string a pass together nor throw the ball with accuracy. It would be a sight.

If animals could talk, which would be the rudest? Why?

I think the Giraffe would be the rudest of all. Let's face it, that height would be intimidating. The giraffe is closer to God and everyone should be wary of what the giraffes can whisper into God's ears. The giraffe would brag about reporting the other animals to God just to earn his safety and receive instructions on what to tell others as a mouthpiece πŸ˜‚πŸ€£.

Would you rather sneeze for an hour or have hiccups?

I don't think both are pleasant but I believe that sneezing takes a lot of energy from me. You know when it comes and your whole body stops for a second...everything comes to a halt as it takes all of your energy. Hiccups are annoying too because they come unannounced but if I have my way, I don't want any but if I were to choose, I would go with hiccups. I don't want to be useless after an hour of sneezing uninterruptedly.

Who do you wish would run for President? Why?

I don't like politics, maybe because I have seen how politics is being run in this country. Even the supposedly good people, once they enter into politics they become the shadow of themselves. I wouldn't want anyone to be that if I know they would be compromised in the long run. They can make a difference wherever they are and they don't have to be a president to do that but I understand the power a president holds. I wish I can run for president...and my campaign slogan would be: "Vote for Olawalium and you wouldn't have to do your laundry again." πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Since we have jokers at the helm of affairs, let me throw my weight there too.

If you were a dog, which dog would you be?

Ah! With the way everyone is looking at dogs suspiciously in Nigeria now after the viral video of a lady that was having sex with a dog. I never knew dogs have this much energy to make a lady scream that much. Ah. It was an eyesore and to think she was enjoying it, I have no words. I don't want to be a dog o because very soon, jealous boyfriends would start going around with guns to hunt down dogs πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. For the sake of the question, I would say "Bulldog". I want to be intimidating and scary with so much strength and fierceness.

What's your favourite travel destination?

I am a man of simple taste and simple things appeal to me. If you ask me, I would prefer Seychelles. I've always imagined that place and I am going to visit one day. You can expect me to snap as many pictures as @Jane would. Janeyyyyy, we should both go there soon since we have plans to tour very soon.

What's your favourite holiday?

While growing up, it used to be Christmas because I get free clothes, shoes and money. It comes at the back of the school term so you just want to detach yourself from school activities while enjoying yourself regardless of what your last result says πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. I've seen people get gifts even with bad results. That means it's a season of overlooking and redemption πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Since I've grown up, I don't think I have any favourite holiday anymore. Responsibilities won't even allow me. No wonder they said that adulthood is a scam. Wish we were told and we have something to prevent us from growing up πŸ˜‚πŸ€£. Please don't blame me...my neck is aching already.

What's your favourite ice cream flavour?

I've always been a fan of Strawberries, so I would go with strawberries, nice and easy. Even though while growing up, I was used to Chocolate and Vanilla but I've been a huge fan of Strawberries and I would go with any flavour of Ice Cream as long as it has strawberry on the side.

What's your favourite media platform?

Ah! Everywhere is not smiling. Twitter is toxic. TikTok is crazy. Instagram is data consuming. Let me just stick to my Noise Cash because I get to engage with like minds and everyone is mindful of the kinds of words they put out there. It's more controlled in terms of careless words being used and I appreciate what Noise Cash is doing...giving sanity back to us all so we can be reminded of what we are to be, as humans.

How do you like your coffee?

I've never been an addict to coffee and I can go months without taking one but I prefer it creamy.

How do you sleep?

I sleep anyhow it comes because I've never struggled for sleep. I have a technique where I allow my imagination to invent things I desire and before I know it, I've slept off but I prefer sleeping on my right side.

Thank you for your time.

My pen doesn't bleed, it speaks. I am love's chemical content in human form and that's why I advise people to take a dose of "Olawalium" daily. πŸ™ˆ

Kindly follow me on Noise.Cash... I am trying to engage more with people and connect with everyone with this account. I look forward to seeing you there... You can say hello to me there so we can get familiarized as well. Click here.

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Haha, can't stop laughing. No doubt the giraffe will be the rudest out of all coz of his height and for the first questions. It would just be like watching a virtue football bet game, where all the players have no strength and direction lol🀣🀣

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£. No strength and no direction... I agree.

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I would really like to see how the the football players would play football with drunken eyes and that would be so funny and it wouldn't be football again because with drunken eyes they can play using their hands also, and players would not even respect the referees..

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I am sure they would beat up the referee πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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Hehehe, sure because they will operate under the influence of alcoholic.

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£ yes.

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The sport I think will be funny when the players are drunk to me I think Is Valley ball and long tennis, I got the hard skin and strong teeth you dip head you can't do anything to me, the rudest for me is the crocodiles, i don't even want to start talking about politics in Nigeria it will just make you angry and regret why you started at first, I was surprised a human from Nigeria sef can do that kind of nonsense, but if I were to be a dog I will like to be a greman Shepherd and Instagram all the way even with the consumption of data i still spend hours on insta and basically doing nothing

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Hahahaha you answered most of the questions, I like that. Always good to read from you.

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Tiktok is my runaway platform😊

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Hahahaha. A lot of people love TikTok.

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Lol, you initially showed us a young handsome man, and boom! You showed us his papa. Lol πŸ˜‚

You're right though, lol, giraffes would really be so proud. Lol, helping them do their laundries, Nigeria is a real joke, they'll surely buy the story.

Lol πŸ˜‚ for dogs! Oh you should have seen my face when I saw one yesterday, I'm like: "so... you are capable of things, hmm, I fear you ooh" I suddenly don't even like dogs anymore though... They are beginning to disgust me, I'm pretty sure, if I was a man and I saw that video, I'd say "I don't even like ladies too."

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Hahahaha... I just decided to chip in that image...to spice things up.

Our politicians are jokers... They are never serious and the citizens, we make it easier for them too.

Hahahaha don't judge knacking dogs with other good ones o. I am sure they have drugged those dogs because a natural dog would never do that. This world is crazy. People will start sleeping with chickens soon πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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Lol, it really spiced things up, it was an hilarious picture.

Lol, you're right though, there are good dogs too, I didn't even think of this, they truly must have been drugged. Oh yeah! I won't be surprised if chickens and goats becomes the next target

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The world has gone mad. They keep doing that to the helpless dog.

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I feel the rudest animal is going to be the parrot. It can barely talk now but is still rude, now imagine if it can talk properly πŸ˜…

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Hahahaha blackmail. The parrot would threaten everyone into silence.

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Seeing you on the keyboard, can you play it ?

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Hahaha I can't play it to save a life.

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Sir, I keep imagining if all the players in Rugby game got drunk, it will be very fun to watch oh, we the spectators will enjoy the match so much, but it won't be easy for the game players at all, it will just be as if elephant are fighting in the field. You know it's already a game that requires strength and power . One player will run with the ball, others will be chase him, they will just collide and keep colliding with one another like the Molecules. As to the question on "how do you sleep?", For me, my sleeping position is by resting my back on the bed and facing the ceilings.

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ it would be funny.

You like observing the ceiling as you journey into dream land hahaha.

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Hehehe that is so funny sir, I wouldn't want to be any dog because dogs are animals, I have heard about the noise platform I will give a tried of it.

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You would enjoy Noise Cash. Try it out.

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Imagining how fun would it be if the players are drunk hahaahhaahah

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It would be fun to watch haha.

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Basketball is the most entertaining sport to watch if the players are inebriated because they fling the balls around instead of shooting them into the net.

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And they would make an awkward fall when they try to slam dunk πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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I like your beard. Its too stylish in a picture.

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Hahaha I thought so too. Thanks a lot πŸ₯°

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hahahhahahssh gosh I'm laughing specially in the part where giraffes wpuld be intimidating hahhaha you've got a point hahha also you can't slap them whaha because of the height haha gosh I'm reading this whie laughing haha.

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ I am glad you liked it. Thanks a lot.

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Haha.. I had fun reading this . sure, let's go there uncle 🀣..

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Hahahaha yaaaaay... Let's go, Janeeyyyy.

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football and rugby really would be fun to watch if the players are drunk, imagine rather than kicking it with foot someone just picked the football and start running back to their own post to make self-goal and all starts laughing about it including him. By the way, the giraffe's answer is very funny.

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ someone said some people chased the goalkeeper because they were drunk. It would be crazy to watch.

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I've been sneezing on and off since the other day because of my colds. It's gross and disgusting so I'd rather go for hiccups.

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I can imagine. Sneezing is annoying. So sorry about your cold.

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I have never tasted strawberries before and I would love to have it soonest. My favorite has been Vanilla because it is very sweet.

Well, I believe we wonΒ΄t know some things if they arenΒ΄t tried. How would we know dogs have the energy to make ladies scream while in action if that bad girl hasnΒ΄t tried it? We learn though but that freaking crazy mehn...

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Hahahahaha...please don't try it o... That girl has sold her soul for money hahahaha.

Try the strawberry flavour. You would like it. Spend this money... First... Buy a pack of strawberry. It's good antioxidant.

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Motigbo Sir, A pack you say??? 🀣

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Enh...do you want to buy a single one before? They don't sell it. A pack is around 2k plus...and you have up to 12 there.

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I am yet to get these tactics a lot of people use to fasten them to sleep, I hope I can figure out what works for me as well.

I will vote for you as a president because I know that the human in you is still intact, the dog thing Is really annoying and I hope people desist from these dirty acts for the sake of money.

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Yaaaaaay. Thank you so much, brother. I hope you find the one that works for you so you can sleep easily too.

People would do anything for money. They can sell their soul.

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I will go for rocky road ice cream, always ! HAHAHAHA. About giraffes, you made me laugh so hard! 😹

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Rocky road ice cream? I would ask around.

Hahahaha I am glad I did. Thanks a lot.

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I can't endure both sneeze and hiccups. They are both difficult, infact I've experienced both for about 20 minutes πŸ˜…. Which sport I prefer to watch when players are both drunk. I think basketball would be one of the funniest.

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Hahahaha. They are both horrible, I agree. 20 minutes? Wow.

Basketball? Hahahaha. I can imagine how they would fall when they want to do slam dunk πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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We actually have a lot of things in common. I like strawberry ice cream and I sleep anyhow πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Yaaaay. Nice to meet you hahahaha. I like that.

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Nice to meet you too

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πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ₯°πŸ€—❣️

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Paul pogba will end up dancing round the field.... Somebody that should have taken dancing as a career since, I don't know who ever told him to go play football sef πŸ˜†

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ Pogba has suffered.

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The funniest of it when you run for a presidential postπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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Hahahaha yes o... Since we have jokers as leaders, let me add to the list.

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Well, I knew dogs have that strong energy cos the way they do chase people shows it all. That video is making me dislike some ladies now cos it's disgusting

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It is disgusting, really. How she got so comfortable with that is something I can never understand.

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I wish there's an Ice cream coffee flavor hehe, since I love both, I also wanted to tour like you since I love places, someday will be πŸ’šπŸ’š

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Absolutely. It would be amazing.

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I wonder if how the taste of it..

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It should be nice.

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You are right giraffe would be very intimidating and your talk about dogs ? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ bruhh

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πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚. I can imagine.

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Hope I can save this and post later for rainy days hahaha. Also agree giraffes will be rude especially because they are so tall. they'll be like.

"see this short human, na me you dey snap? You no dey fear? Oya climb tree make you get good angle"

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πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ get a good angle part got me.

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It's the presidential slogan for me. How do you not like coffee? I think I'm addicted

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Hahahaha. I like coffee but not addicted to it. I can go months without taking it. Which brand do you take? Maybe I can try it.

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The most popular one is Nescafe but I think you should try cappuccino, I love it

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I used to take NescafΓ©. I've tried different ones too though.

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I saw a soccer game with drunk men in a short video where the players later ran after the goalkeeper🀣🀣

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πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£ caution, never drink and play football.

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So funny. What does the presidential position has to do with laundries,this article really got me laughing so hard my roommate be looking at me like what wrong🀣. Have a wonderful day my friend. I still can figure my own special phrase that will be as cool as yours.

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ since we have clowns as leaders, I decided to make it easier for them too.

Thank you so much.

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