I always share here that I wish I have a Teleportation Jutsu, that is real because who wouldn't want that. That would be a big convenience to everyone I know it's impossible, it's just a wishful thinking. Anyways, I woke up at 4:30 am and because my eyes can't go back to sleep anymore, I just did some thinking, for my article yes, not about him okay. I'm afraid that if I think of him too much he'll suddenly fall in inlove with me, and I don't like that coz I want to seduce him first, nanii? Lol. How to seduce your crush 101, who have this thing here anyone? Share it with me! Lol.
Alright, kidding aside, I was thinking this morning and I can't help myself from thinking about my future. It's about what would my future be like? I think I want to sneak a peak for 10 minutes, if I will be given a chance. I am so curious of what and how my life would be 20 or 3o years from now. Did I achieve my goals in life? Did I actually get the things I want in my life? Did I end up marrying someone I like? Because you know, even if I told that I won't get married and I want to be alone forever, if the fate take an action we can't really stop it from happenings right? Except off course if your will is stronger than your fate.
Just a thought of it is very tempting for me. What if my fate is to met Lee Min Ho in the future? And it's up to me if I will grab his hand and be ready to the consequence of having a celebrity boyfriend? What if my fate was to be a Ninja and save the human world from those greedy people who doesn't want to stop from tormenting those less unfortunate people? I will be their own version of Robinhood but disguised as a Ninja? Oh gosh, that would be exciting and terrifically awesome! But what if something happened to the Earth where everyone transform into a robot? Or like that transformers. If ever, I want to be Bumblebee 💥.
Well, I like bumblebee because he's yellow. No I don't like yellow, but it looks cool on Bumblebee that's why. And you know what, I saw my crush today on the market and he's wearing a yellow t-shirt and he looks hot in it. But I can't still look at him in the eyes. I don't know, I'm a shy b!tch I think. Oh Gosh, this is a freshly bake cookie of mine. What if I become a cute sweet potato? I think, I think I'm okay with that. Coz why not, it's a sweet potato and everyone loves sweet potato. I can make them full, isn't that lovely? I can go to a poor country, one by one and will give them a piece of me. Yay, it's a Sweet potato party!
And you know in sweet potato, you can experience a sweet life here. And sweet potato is a good source of..Yeah whatever it can produce. Know that this can be sweeter compare to your boyfriend who's colder than the ayskupe. And you know that it's a good replacement of rice, just expect the stinky fart that your bum can produce. But all in all, it's still a good one. Aside from that, if I become a sweet potato I think I will be able to stop a lot of people from being Marupok. How can I say that? Well, it's just a hunch, hmm yeah. Wait wait, no! I think sweet potato is also no good, I mean it's very fragile and can easily break if you overcook it.
Alright! Mission abort! I repeat! Mission Abort!! This is not good, let's skip this one. We don't want anyone to be "Marupok" right, so it's a no, no. I know someone who's very "Marupok" that's why I'm stopping this! But have you already tried a baked sweet potato? The korean style that I always see in korean dramas. Well, we're used to eat steamed sweet potato or a fried one so I haven't tried that yet, and I'm just saying it. Anyways, anything can happen 20 to 30 years from now and I am really curious and I want to see it. Just 10 minutes is already enough for me.
And if ever I saw some tragedy involving me, well I will never change it off course using that 10 minutes. That's my fate, that's what's written in my hand. And whatever happens, be single for life (which much I prefer), be Lee Min Hoo's wife or be a cookie monster of my crush then be it. I'll accept it, hmmm now I'm more curious of it, owieeeehh 🙉. I sound crazy here but I'm always crazy naman, you all know that. You all know how crazy I am to him, chorrr. But kidding aside, how about you guys? Have you ever think about it? I think most of us here no? Or I am the only one who's thinking about it 🤔 hmm.
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How many times do you think my article take a detour? Whoever can answer this will get a chance to date Leonardo DiCaprio in the dreamland. I'm a Hairy Godmother dun banda sa kili kili kaya magkakatotoo to, pramis! Bwahahaha. Anyways, I don't know what to say to be honest. This is suppose to be a serious article about my curiosity in my future but suddenly my fingers just type whatever it wants and now look. It become messy, messier than your relationship with your juwa, haysst.
Anyway, I still hope you find in your heart na mahalin din ako. Ayt mali, what I mean is I hope you still enjoy my article even if 99% of my content is nonsense, lol. And I please, don't report this just because you find it nonsense. I tried my best to be serious, I stop thinking about my own happiness because aylabuyoooi. Alright, enough of this nonsense - I tried my best to make it a serious one but you're still pulling me closer to you and now I can't stop myself from liking you more. Ah whatever! Buset!
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Lol! Hehehe kahit ilang beses kapa nagdetour nakakatuwa parin parang nakipagkwentohan/chikahan kalang na maraming topics. Marami na topics pa with s. Hehehe