Comedy, Satire and Funny Media (a4a2)

@GreatWhiteSnark · 2 years ago

A Whole Lot of Nope on a Rope (Clown Control to Mao Zedong)

Because I see a proliferation of rubbish posted online, I have decided to accumulate and curate a collection of egregious examples of how people abuse the English language on (micro-)blogging sites (b...

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@GreatWhiteSnark · 2 years ago

There's a Flock of Pernicious Incels Circling A Certain Fetish Site

For those who need to be brought up to speed, the below is my take on/response to a pile of horse manure dumped into/onto, then subsequently deleted from, the particular site to which I refer (which c...

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@HyPeR_MunNA2020 · 4 years ago

Comedy King Gopal Var

Gopal loved to eat. So once on the way home I saw a house getting married. Arranging food is not bad. Gopal rushed in and sat down to get the leaves. Began to eat. At that time, the married people not...

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@Richiewest01 · 4 years ago

Funny

Fuck is sweet if you're not expecting a child,but if you're expecting a child that one is a big work..your doctor would prescribe your wife for you like this... Fuck her twice in the morning, once in...

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@kiron1200m · 4 years ago

TWO GOATS - Friendship

One goat said to the other, "I'll sit down and you can step over my body." "Thank you. Next time, I'll sit down and let you cross first." Thus both of them were able to cross the bridge safely....

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@Daniyal · 4 years ago

My saturday was going pretty well until i realized it was sunday...

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@Daniyal · 4 years ago

Why are sturday and sunday the strongest days? (Because all the others are weak-day)

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@Zizi · 4 years ago

Sheila was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area, and noticed that there was a response on the monitor,when she touched her. They went...

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@Daniyal · 4 years ago

Santa saw your Facebook pasts.this year you're this year you're getting a dictionary...

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@Daniyal · 4 years ago

People

People say nothing is impossible,but i do nothing evreyday.

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@Daniyal · 4 years ago

Birthday

My mother handed me rs.50 take your brother to see a movie for his birthday.keep him out until 4:00 while your father and i set up his suprise party That was day i realised my brother was the favouri...

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@Daniyal · 4 years ago

Cell phon

I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones..that's wahy is called a "cell" phone.

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@Daniyal · 4 years ago

Fun fact

The speed of a meteoroid traveling through the earth's atmosphere has speed at least five time of that of sound.their mere passing by a building can lead to broken windows due To shok waves..

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@Richiewest01 · 4 years ago

Hilarious

Stingy boyfriend will be like Baby this ur hair is still shining oooo Since last month I love that your hair stylist she can plait hair oooo Something is seriously missing in Nigeria wen last did...

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@Richiewest01 · 4 years ago

Blind date is somebody who is blind either naturally blind or maybe blind that cannot see something that is over here ,shey I know book

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@Richiewest01 · 4 years ago

Funny

1.Some females are so afraid of killing cockroaches but they already did 5 abortion. Sister, I don't understand what you're scared of. 2.A TEACHER'S LETTER TO A PARENT: ''Dear parent, your son, doe...

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@Richiewest01 · 4 years ago

Funny

ANTHEM!!! Arise 0 kitchen pots We children want to eat Prepare us rice and stew And help us fry plantain The meat on top must not be small And make sure it's so sweet And add maggi and salt S...

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@Abbakarami · 4 years ago

My mum finally joined whatsapp LAST LAST and this afternoon she started complaining to me. She said, “chai this whatsapp registration dey chop money o.” “Mummy I no understand… how?” I asked...

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@niiadot · 4 years ago

Why I will choose a Rottweiler over german shepherd

Both dogs originated from Germany many years ago...the Rottweiler was used for working and guarding both live stock and property whiles the German sherperd was used to mainly herd livestock ... In co...

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@BestNoah · 4 years ago

*Fall in love with someone who wants you, who waits for you. who understands you even in the madness, someone who helps you, and guides you, someone who is your support, your hope. Fall in love with s...

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@BestNoah · 4 years ago

*Some Ladies post pictures half naked and write "I need love and affection", my Sister, U need "Clothes and Education

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@Taskia · 4 years ago

When at the morning mom comes to wake up me, Myself: #God!!! Why this Taskia is not getting up! The woman's screams would have stopped if she woke up, and I could sleep in peace! #When I real...

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@BestNoah · 4 years ago

Fun and laughter

Another big lie they have been telling us is "This life is not a competition". Are you sure this life is not a competition?? Good morning to another edition of fun and laughter. Stay bless with you...

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@BestNoah · 4 years ago

Fun and laughter

School. No career. No job. No talent. Just iPhone 6+, 2 tattoos and 2 leggings. Yet you want a guy to love you for who you are? You know what? You don't need Jesus alone. You need Moses, Peter, John a...

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@Rubi · 4 years ago

There was a time when the mobile phone would fall and the battery would come out And today, when the mobile phone falls, the heart, the kidneys, the eyes all come out

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@BestNoah · 4 years ago

Fun and laughter

Failing an exam alone is sad... but failing with your friends is a different level of happiness good morning everyone If you smoke, you will get high. If you read your books you will be educated.....

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@niiadot · 4 years ago

Lol!!

Thinking about it..can you imagine the silence that broke between Isaac and Abraham on their way home after his father tried to sacrifice him

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@Rubi · 4 years ago

[: Woman - from the rickshaw. Brother, the rickshaw is empty. Rickshaw puller And let me show you more

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@Rubi · 4 years ago

The battle of Mathematics and English. Let’s see who can get it right Question: 1 rabbit saw 9 elephants while going to the river. Every elephant saw 3 monkeys going to the river. Each monkey had 1...

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@BestNoah · 4 years ago

Fun and laughter

Best noah Best:*It's my first time in court, and I heard the Judge saying "Order!!" and I replied Rice, Chicken and Juice. Now two Police officers are escorting me outside. I think we are going to the...

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