1.Some females are so afraid of killing cockroaches but they already did 5 abortion. Sister, I don't understand what you're scared of.
2.A TEACHER'S LETTER TO A PARENT:
''Dear parent, your son, doesn't smell nice in school. Kindly encourage him to take his bath''
PARENT REPLIES:
''Dear teacher,my son is not a rose flower. Don't smell him, just teach! Thank you''
3.That moment you’re listening to a song
through your earphones and singing along with
the musician, thinking u have the most
beautiful voice in the whole world
Only to remove the earphone and realise u
sound like a Frog
Shift let me faint
4.A boy watched their hen being mounted
by 5 cocks same day,at the end of the day
the hen was served as dinner.
The boy pushed his plate away and
said”I’d rather sleep hungry than eat this
prostitute…
6.In Nigeria movies, the poor boys always
meet a rich man's daughter by the road side
and repair her car and they later fall in love.
I have been standing by the road
side now and no car wan spoil.
Mtcheeeeeeww
7.Most of the guys that says they don't date fat girls have fat mothers.
Can't you be humble like your dad
8. It's better to sit in a bar thinking about God than to sit in a church thinking about
9.When you see a poor man eating chicken, he is either sick or the chicken was sick
10.I like Nigeria Universities, their ID cards come wit Rope, just Incase u are tired of life.. u knw wat to do next
