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My mum finally joined whatsapp LAST LAST and this afternoon she started complaining to me.
She said, βchai π
this whatsapp registration dey chop money o.β
βMummy I no understandβ¦ how?β I asked.π³
She sighed and said: βSince wey I tell
your brother to register me on whatsapp, na so-so money I dey spend.β
I was confused, πI didnβt understand what my mum was talking about.
But after a while I got a clue and then asked:π€ͺ
βOh ok,
Mummy na MB dey chop your money?β
She raised eye browsπ² and said:
βAh, which one be MB nah? πββοΈ
I hope say I no go pay for that one o,
Because I don pay 8k for chatting permit,
7k for friend request fee,
3k for posting fee,
6k for profile picture permit.
And this evening again, your brother don talk say whatsapp say make
I bring 5k for international whatsapp passport.,
I don tire! πNa so una dey spend money for this thing?β
Me I come say she go need whatsapp Verification Number (WVN).
And that one is N20k only!!!,
but make she try bring N15k make I help her add the remaining 5k as a good child.π€ͺ
I cannot come and miss out!..π€
Mummy was happy πto hear this with a joyful laugh and now said to me that all these you my children are doing to me, your children too will do more than that to you
Then I waka comot as the situation don enter prayer...πΆββοΈ
For 3 hours now mummy have been calling me to come and take the N15k for the number...
To go house now na wahala because I no want take the money make my children no go do worse things to me oh.
Abi make I goπ€·ββοΈ
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ππ€£ππ€£π My mum finally joined whatsapp LAST LAST and this afternoon she started complaining to me.
She said, βchai π this whatsapp registration dey chop money o.β
βMummy I no understandβ¦ how?β I asked.π³
She sighed and said: βSince wey I tell your brother to register me on whatsapp, na so-so money I dey spend.β
I was confused, πI didnβt understand what my mum was talking about.
But after a while I got a clue and then asked:π€ͺ
βOh ok, Mummy na MB dey chop your money?β
She raised eye browsπ² and said:
βAh, which one be MB nah? πββοΈ
I hope say I no go pay for that one o,
Because I don pay 8k for chatting permit,
7k for friend request fee,
3k for posting fee,
6k for profile picture permit. And this evening again, your brother don talk say whatsapp say make I bring 5k for international whatsapp passport.,
I don tire! πNa so una dey spend money for this thing?β
Me I come say she go need whatsapp Verification Number (WVN).
And that one is N20k only!!!, but make she try bring N15k make I help her add the remaining 5k as a good child.π€ͺ
I cannot come and miss out!..π€
Mummy was happy πto hear this with a joyful laugh and now said to me that all these you my children are doing to me, your children too will do more than that to you
Then I waka comot as the situation don enter prayer...πΆββοΈ
For 3 hours now mummy have been calling me to come and take the N15k for the number...
To go house now na wahala because I no want take the money make my children no go do worse things to me oh.
Abi make I goπ€·ββοΈ
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