Fun and laughter

School. No career. No job. No talent. Just iPhone 6+, 2 tattoos and 2 leggings. Yet you want a guy to love you for who you are? You know what? You don't need Jesus alone. You need Moses, Peter, John and all of his disciples.*

You might also need Judas Iscariot.

*I don't understand why you guys take this gender seriously. I mean they put hair on top of hair, nails on top of nails, what makes you think they won't add another man on top of their man?*

Sometimes that gender is somehow a scam.

*People gossiping in molue bus please be fast. It's heart breaking alighting from the molue bus still wondering what happened next.*

I nearly followed someone to hear the end of a gossip.

*When ladies pass by, we, boys look at boobs, ass and their face. Ladies, when we boys pass by, what do you look at?*

Just be sincere for once.

*Ladies, somewhere your boyfriend is telling another girl that He regrets being with you. To make matters worse, he is even crying in front of her.*

Let me come and be going self.

*Guys I want to commit suicide, help, what should I use? Don't tell me about using a rope, it's too dangerous, I might die.*

Show me different ways.

*Don’t be OVER SERIOUS with life, sometimes just create a whatsapp group of your EXES. Tell them, WELCOME, then press the “LEFT” button and leave them to chat new on their own...*

It will not be boring there at all.

*If your girlfriend post your picture on social media my brother you are very lucky, most of us stay on gallery no matter what.*

All my girlfriends, think of the needful now oooooooo.

*The devil is such a hard worker. Once you say no more fornication one babe will just text you, "you dey house"*

And to lie again say you no dey house na still sin.

*Girls are like mangoes when you're waiting for them to ripe, other men are busy eating them raw with salt.*

I want to start mine with pepper.

*My sister you have an expensive phone but you still post ugly pics. What's the purpose of buying an expensive phone My sister edit those pics you can't afford to be ugly offline and online.*

Wise up and brighten yourself.

A lady went to sleepover at my friend bi's house. The next morning she drank koko #100 with one loaf of bread.

That was the end of the relationship!

Two days in the relationship you're already calling him your pillar. Can't you wait for the cement to dry first.

*A kiss is an upper preparation for a lower invasion that will lead to further penetration with fast acceleration that builds another generation.*

Any question?...

*All those girls that eat without getting fat, the food goes to their attitudes; Very stubborn set of people.*

If you experience, you know.

*You are not married, you don’t have a child. Now tell this house why your breast has fallen.*

We are all ears, tell us.

*Happiness is a shadow​. If you chase it, it moves further away. But if you turn to make others happy, it will follow you.*

GOOD nightto you all.

Stay tuned for more tomorrow stay bless and stay safe