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Best noah Best:*It's my first time in court, and I heard the Judge saying "Order!!" and I replied Rice, Chicken and Juice. Now two Police officers are escorting me outside. I think we are going to the restaurant.

*Once a lady starts answering you with, what ever, if you want, if you like, talk I can hear you, just know that your relationship remains 2MB*

Just 2MB, Hmmmm, you are finished.

TYPES OF SLAPS:

There are 6 major types of slaps, they are:

1)TAKE AWAY SLAP: This is a situation where someone gives you a dirty slap and all you do is hold your face and walk away, this kind is normally received by newly born again Christians.

2)RESOUNDING SLAP: This is when after you're hit, u keep hearing some funny sound in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii, and voices and your head singing skelewu.

3) FORMATTING SLAP: This is the type that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing, you find yourself asking questions like " what did I do?" " who slapped me? This type is very common, it is a slap from guys who are stronger than you.

4) EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you this kind, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord. E.g.. Bros, abi you dey watch? I no do anything o, I just dey pass go my somewhere. This is a slap from soldiers that have missed promotion for a long time.

5) FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind, all you do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away. This is slap from elder brothers.

6)RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download this slap u start asking questions that don't need reply " you slapped me?..

*If you stop seeing my post just know I have sold my phone to buy food stuff.*

Let me check the rice am cooking koraa.

*When a guy says "Ladies first" it really means "you go first while I stare at your ass.*

I know these things.

*Some of you are single because you started dating back in primary 5. So you've already finished your dating bundles.*

My sense I'll not kill me someday.

*Girls of these days, instead of them to tell you they have a boyfriend, they will tell you, I don't want to have another heart break.*

As if the one wey Rita do me no be Heartbreak.

*My neighbor just bought a TV for 2.5M and her wife is here begging for onions. I've asked her to fry the remote.*

Am I wicked for such action?

*"Can we meet?" If they have not ask you this question on Facebook, my sister your ugliness is beyond makeup.*

I come in peace, don't abuse me.

*If you feel like no one cares about you, think again. Look in the mirror because the person you see, need you more than anyone else.*

Think em well again.

*According to D'mash Research institute, studies shows that Ladies sing thanksgiving songs in the morning after a successful sex the previous night, if it's a war song, don't attempt to greet her.*

I repeat, if it's war song, forget it.

*I'm at where they sell cars right now. Please guys between ACURA ZDX and TOYOTA VENZA which one do u advice me 2 snap pix with?*

Am confused right now.

*Men are more likely to overestimate the interest of an attractive woman. In contrast, women are more likely to underestimate a man's desire, according to Bestnoah Researcher.*

Wisdom is my second name.

*Left-handed people may be better at remembering life events than right-handed people, according to Bestnoah Researchers.*

Who had experienced that?

*According to bestnoah Research institute, studies shows that Ladies sing thanksgiving songs in the morning after a successful sex the previous night, if it's a war song, don't attempt to greet her.*

I repeat, if it's war song, forget it.

*Since my neighbour saw me pressing my laptop every night, she stopped spreading her pants outside.*

Mtcheeew, me that is doing my graphics work.

*One day you Will want to inbox me but I will be married please use this time wisely.*

Just let me know you are crushing on me.

*When a Boyfriend goes to university there's still hope. But when the Girlfriend goes, my brother move on it's over.*

Only the legends will understand this.

*Don’t marry a lady because of big buttocks. Remember the biggest key on the keyboard writes nothing.*

If you are a legend, you won't ask why.

*I have never seen a woman as faithful as my Amaka. She doesn't have any male contacts in her phone, even her daddy's name is saved as Sandra.*

You see? She be too much faithful.

*Please, learn how to appreciate people even if it is their duty to perform such a responsibility.*

At least, pm me and say hello, thanks for every day's job.

End of joke for today. Stay tuned for more tomorrow.

Stay bless and stay safe

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