Funny

ANTHEM!!!

Arise 0 kitchen pots

We children want to eat

Prepare us rice and stew

And help us fry plantain

The meat on top must not be small

And make sure it's so sweet

And add maggi and salt

Some curry, thyme and nutmeg

We can't wait to eat

KITCHEN PLEDGE!!!

I pledge to my kitchen, my best place

To be cooking, boiling and frying

To serve my stomach the best of meals

To defend the meat and fishes

And uphold our spices and aroma

So help me pot.