In a big Villa where a wealthy people was gathered to celebrate the engagement party of the couple who was arranged by their parents. It was Marriage for Convenience as both sides has a big company and they planned to merged it and let their partnership be as strong as the wall you created to stop yourself from being marupok! Oh my, I think the author has some problems that why she's losing her focus on her writings, please forgive this poor Parrot. The change is about to come.
Anyways, everyone is happy with this news while the couple who was forced to say yes into it without even asking their opinion about it is very sad, while the groom didn't give a damn at all. While Morgana, oh poor Morgana she's sad because her freedom will be taken away from her soon. While her groom, he's nowhere to be found and for sure he is already making out with some other girl out there who's ready to open their legs for that dimwit. "I hate all of this, I hate You Mom!"
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Meanwhile...
Smooch, smooch, smooch, smoochy... On the other side of the villa, two people was busy eating a banana con dahon while creating a weird sound. It's none other than Migolito - Morgana's soon to be husband. And as what Morgana's thought, Migolito was indeed busy doing something with someone that is not allowed for kids. So kids, skip the beat.
"Won't they look for yah Baby?" A girl with extraordinary voice can hear while gasping for some air. Her voice is like when you move closer your mic to the speaker, it's sounds like shit.
"Oh, I don't give a damn. They are all busy so let's not mind those people. Let's just have some fun tonight. How's that hmm?" It was Migolito, her mouth is busy munching some chicharon that's why the girl almost painted in ecstasy.
"Alright Baby, let's get out of here and continue doing this in my hotel. It's uncomfortable here, pretty puleaseee." Said the itchy girl while scratching her bottom, she's not even that cute even if she's really trying.
"Oh sure!" Migolito hide his fly and stapler it, just kidding - lol, while Migolito help the itchy girl put her lazy bra back to her two cocomelon. And they run outside and get in to the car.
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What happened in the bushes was witnessed by the Hairy Godmother. She is actually hiding in the bushes when she suddenly feel the ground shaked. She even thought it's another earthquake that's why she immediately hide the foods that she stole in the buffet of her little pocket.
She thought it's another earthquake but when she sneak a peak to where she's hiding, she saw two people in a very questionable position. And there, she heard a very upsetting shit that she had ever heard in her hairy existence. "Damn, I feel like my ears was tortured. Tsk!"
She look at the crowd and look for a particular person. And there she saw Morgana looking so lifeless like she has a heavy baggage in her back. And that flicker something on the hairy Godmother's heart. "Alright, I can be the saviour of your life, and I will do it because you're a sweet child!"
"Gugumayamo silosyawuakoko, amyusa libidababalu - alulaya!!!" After chanting some unfamiliar words, a smoke appear in front of her with an unearthly creature. It looks like a lizard with a horn in it's forehead. "Let's go Lizaru, we need to go somewhere!"
"Hii! Hairy Godmother! It was Lizaru standing tall with his height at 4 cm. And they go on their way.
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The two imbecile was already in the hotel room and busy with their business. You can just hear a very unpleasant sound coming from their shit voices. Smoooch, smoochhy, smoooch, smooch, smooch!
The Hair Godmother arrive together with his Knight Lizaru at the moment that the two whore was about to take off their last piece of clothing. And that's also the time the Hairy Godmother chant her Transformation Jutsu. "Owalahbebe Ikawalabebe Naowalabebe Butingabebe Haruharubebe chugg!"
After a second, the two whore started to shrink, little by little until the two finally notice that something is happening with their bodies.
"Mi-Migolito I think, oh my Gosh why it's shrinking?"
"What is Shrinking? I'm still hard as rock baby!" It was Migolito still unaware of what's happening, eyes closed and still savoring that taste of heavenly cave.
But the Girl is already in panic and that's where Migolito open his eyes. They are still shrinking and their body is also changing. "Wh-what the fvck is going on!" That's the only word Migolito can utter and their body completely changed into unsightly thing?
Their surroundings become bigger as they shrink into lizard size creature. Their body is half human while their head is of the Lizard. And they are still not aware with their looks because they are far from the Mirror. But when the Girl look at Migolito that's where she scream her lungs out and she totally blackout and fell into the ground.
Migolito didn't even bother helping the girl as he's still on daze to what's really going on. And that's where the Hairy Godmother show her self to Migolito.
"This is your punishment for being a whore and being "Makati" to every woman. I'm watching you silently from the start Migolito. As I have the desire to make you mine. And it's partly because you're the Grandson of my ex - Migileon. I thought just like him, you'll grow into a good man. I even let him and your Grandma get wed with her because I accept that we will never be together. But I'm also hoping that I can ask him 'you' Migolito. But as I observe you, you are very far from him. You love woman too much, now taste the wrath of a woman who waited for years just for nothing. And regret for being a playboy! Who knows, I might change my mind and change you into human again!"
After the long speech, the Hairy Godmother go in her way and exit on the scene. While Lizaru drag the woman and Migolito to transport them in their world.
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It's been a week already but Migolito still nowhere to be found. His family look for him everywhere but his whereabouts is still unknown. While Morgana is just happy and also wishing that Migolito won't appear anymore. She's the happiest because she thought Migolito run away with whoever woman he has.
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Somewhere in the far far away land, a big building but not really big because the creatures that is residing there is a little one. A lot of unknown creatures was scattered in every corner of the place. And in one particular side of the house, there's half human and half lizard who's making a move to the most beautiful and has a bigger oppai Lizarda in the whole place.
"Come one Babe, it's a date my treat!" It was Migolito who's very much likely adapted already to where he's living now. It's like he really belong to that place.
"No Migolito! I don't like a man who has unknown things in the stomach, what is that 6 rocky thing in your stomach, it's disgusting!" It was the Oppai Lizarda. Disgusted to Migolito who's making a move on her.
The End.
WAHAHAHAHAHA, I don't really know what's going on here. Actually, it's started yesterday when I suddenly thought of the lizard I saw on our comfort room. And then the idea came rushing on my head ahahaha. I have a crazy mind you all know that. And this one is the result of my crazy mind, and I'm still crazy over you! Charowttt, lelelelelel.
But anyways, I hope you got a good laugh here. I'm back being me again, gone the sad thought and all that's left is my craziness lol. WAHAHAHAHAAHA. I'm laughing here loudly while writing this one. I just can't contain my laugh, wahaha. I know it doesn't make any sense but, wahahaha what I really want here is for you to get a good laugh. Forget all your worries for a sec and think only of the Hairy Godmother and Lizardu. Wahahah. Ciao.
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Hahahaha. Ang kulit. Dapat may kasunod pa ito. At tsaka meron din Lizardo. Nice one Ruffa. 😉