Ho Ho Ho - It's That Time Again

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Christmas Countdown: 12

It's that time again. Oh, it's that time again.

Ho! Ho! Ho! "Hey, who you callin' a hoe!?!?"

Santa doesn't deliver presents in the red light district. "Ho Ho Ho" would get his jolly butt shot! Trust me, you do not want to piss off a hooker! Ooops!

So, while I'm having fun with this, anyone want to sit on Santa's lap?

Speaking of sitting on Santa's lap, can anyone remember doing it? I cannot and I'm kinda glad now that I didn't. There is drunk Santa, perverted Santa and the Santa that linked to momma kissing him hehe.

So, how about Christmas trees?

Kind of hard to find here in the Philippines, so most people buy artificial ones at the mall or something. Just saw a photo of some trees in the mall here and they were yellow, dark blue, white, sky blue,pink etc.

Call me old fashioned but I think a tree should be green and look like a tree lol.

Maybe spray some white foamy stuff on it for a snow effect if you live in a tropical country like the Philippines or in a place where there's no winter season or snow falling from the heavens.

How do you like your trees?

I will be honest, I never had a Christmas tree my whole life not until my daughter turned 3 years old. So I do try to make Christmas good for her, dress up the house with lights, inside and out, run lights down the halls and hang garland everywhere.

my daughter

What I just don't like about Christmas is that, frequently more unfortunate families make more of a fuss over Christmas as opposed to more agreeable families would and placing themselves into obligation to purchase stuff rather than guaranteeing they're all well fed and healthy. Sad.

On the other hand, I love Christmas (prior to pandemic) and it's a one of the few of my favorite things. The festivities for the most part incorporate song singing, going to church, planning dinners, enhancing the Christmas tree, giving and exchanging presents, and even seeing plays and programs. Christmas day festivities are particularly anticipated by kids in light of the fact that as indicated by the convictions, kids get presents from Santa Claus (the Father of Christmas) on Christmas Day.

Dear Santa,

I've been so good all year. I mean, most of the time of the year. Sometimes, I mean. Oh, nevermind. I'll just buy my own present hehe. Good Morning, my dear friends. This year I asked Santa for a nice fat Bch portfolio and and a thinner belly. I'm hoping he doesn't mix them up because that would be a disaster. Also, the crypto market is a little mean this Christmas huh? Sigh! Just trying to find the humor in the insanity of these days is very essential. I hope you'll end your weekend with some giggles and pass them along to others.

Just peeking in before I get off. Have a wonderful new week ahead, my friends. Now, time to get some rest. I love you all and catch ya sometime when I get back on. Xoxo.

One love,

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December 13, 2021

1:00 am

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"to purchase stuff rather than guaranteeing they're all well fed and healthy. "

I wonder when this all started.. probably human nature no? That "for just one time" let me feel Christmas niceties.... and then be in debt for over a month plus polus... that is sad. I don't think that's ever gonna change though..

let's go prick a pin on santa's belly ... maybe there are more presents in there bwahahahahhahah

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Morning, Pich! Tradition na cguro yun o trend pero I don't follow the trend eh.

Haha wawa naman pag tinusok naten si santa 😁

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I hope people who love to share gifts and feed people would do the same thing all through out the year and not just on christmas.

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1 year ago

Merry Christmas sis, glad to see that you found time to write :D I remember Bam seeing Santa for the first time in December 2019 at Fairview Terraces. She was sad because she remembered the naughty things she did, so she never smiled even once lol.

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Ohhhhh, poor thang hehe

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She looked so funny pero pinigilan ko lang yung tawa ko.

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I never got a chance to meet Santa, and also i grow up without a tree inside our house as all our tree's are living outside our house, kidding πŸ˜‚. Pero wala talaga kaming Christmas tree dati, kaya pangarap ko nun magkaron ng malaking Christmas tree kaso ngayon maliit na Christmas tree lang meron kami, tapos hindi pa siya green, hindi ko alam bakit white, matanda na siguro to.. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ anyway merry Christmas sis

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1 year ago

hehe maganda din ang white, sis. parang snowy 😁 merry christmas

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1 year ago

In my experience, i didn't sat on Santa's lap I have a picture beside him riding on a horse πŸ˜… as a child I was thinking that Santa is riding a sleigh with the reindeer 🀣.

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Ayie! Cute naman, sis!

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1 year ago

ho ho ho🀣🀣🀣

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1 year ago

hey, what's up? ;)

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1 year ago

nothing just trying to make time for using read.cash properly actually i do job so i have less time((

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1 year ago

same here. well, see ya around. have fun ;)

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We as a whole can feel your joy. Christmas energies are on now all over the place. Santa Clause is occupied in gathering wishes before convey.

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Pretty much, Baray! You can make the convo simplier, kapatid :D

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The Christmas season prior to the pandemic is far better and happier than what we had since last year. But still, I am thankful for all the blessings that God is giving to us.

I have always dreamed to have a real Christmas tree ever since I was a child, but we can only have the artificial one hehe.

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1 year ago

Grateful dapat tau, Julez no matter what. Merry Christmas!

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1 year ago

Perverted Santa got me laughing hard πŸ˜‚ I remember sitting on Santa's lap when I was a kid, it was a terrifying experience because the dude looks scary asf

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haha i bet kushy 😁

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1 year ago

True ate artificial halos ang Christmas Tree dito sa Pinas. Merry Christmas Ate.

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Merry Christmas, friendship!

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1 year ago

Nagplan kami magagawa ng diy Christmas tree Kasi gusto ng mga Bata pero ayun hanggang ngayon Dina namin nagawa 🀣

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1 year ago

Nakakatamad na din kc, sis hehe

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1 year ago

You are humorous ma'am ))

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hehe thank you, trofi!

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1 year ago

Is santa claus coming to town again? My son asked....because last year he high a socks on the christmas tree and he dont go to bed coz he want to see santa.. hahaha

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hehe Santa is on it's way, @Nadeen

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Merry xmas sis at di nmn ako naniniwla ky santa since bata pa akoπŸ˜…. Totoo yan sis.

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Ho! Ho! Ho! "Hey, who you callin' a hoe!?!?" HAHAHA pagka basa ko palang nito natawa na ako.

and truee, parang we're obliged na mag bigay ng regalo evry christmas tas yung iba nag dedemand pa hahays

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1 year ago

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, sis Jin!!

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Hmmm, all this time I'm still curious bakit nga b anlaki ng rounded belly ni santa? Sana idonate nya n lng sa bch pra xa na din ang magmu-moon😁

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1 year ago

Hehe kaya nga, sis

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1 year ago

The Santas I remember in the stores were to attract sales, I never saw children lining up to sit on his lap to ask for things. Our tradition goes more towards the baby Jesus, the Christmas songs, the aguinaldo masses, Santa is used more as an advertising item.

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1 year ago

Same here, Frank. Philippines is 80% Catholic country and we do celebrate Christmas because he saviour was born. This Santa tradition is more like the western culture.

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It is certainly western culture but from the northern part, mainly Alaska and North America.

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1 year ago

That's right

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1 year ago

When I saw this article, I read this but the most hit my eyes is the white Christmas tree decor☺️☺️.. Spread love on Christmas day, hope you have a good day always β™₯️ by the way Im Newbie here 😘

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Hey, Val. Thanks for dropping by. Welcome to read.cash and nice to meet you :)

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Hello ,your welcome 😁 nice meeting you too ☺️β™₯️ advance Merry Christmas to youβ™₯️β™₯️

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Thank you so much. See you around!

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β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️

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The Christmas tree is so beautiful and so is your daughter. I like the white accent to the tree, it is like frosted. hehe.

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Thank you so much, sis :)

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1 year ago

We all can feel your happiness. Christmas vibes are on now everywhere. Santa is busy in collecting wishes before deliver. ( I wish that would be true). Enjoy your day.

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1 year ago

Thank you, Luci. You too, my friend!

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1 year ago

Your letter for Santa had me laughing sis, heheh..

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1 year ago

Hehe glad I made you laugh, sis :)

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1 year ago

Sana tumaas na BCH santa ang daming kailangan bilhin eh ahhaha

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1 year ago

Hi, sis! Pray naten. Kung kelan Christmas saka bumagsak hehe

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1 year ago

2 years ng hindi na ako nakapunta sa mall,hohoho dahil sa pandemya sana ngayon araw ng Pasko makapunta na ako.

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1 year ago

Ganun talaga, sis hehe. Ingat po lagi!

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1 year ago

Dear Santa of read.cash baka nemen, sana tumaas na charr. I want to have white Christmas Sis, kaso out of budget, next time nalng:D

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1 year ago

Ehem read.cash :D

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I like your simplicity, you and your daughter are happy as u said that u don't decorate and take Christmas tree at home. Your wish is also unique hope Santa give you the gift as per ur demand

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1 year ago

Thank you so much, Kayan!

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1 year ago

I thought it would be a horror or some sort of story. But it's all about Christmas πŸ˜› Lmao

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1 year ago

Lol surprise!!!

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1 year ago

Christmas is here and let's celebrate this season. I love Christmas tree too especially having much garlands but I am only seeing it everywhere and not having it around me. I hope to decorate my home someday too. Happy Christmas in advance 😍😍

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1 year ago

I wish you the same, Princess!

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1 year ago

Until your next story, my friend. Hohoho.

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1 year ago

Ho ho ho. Thank you for reading, my friend!

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1 year ago

Sis!..you know what?..nung isang araw lang naalala kita kasi parang hindi kita nakikitang nagpopost lately..I mean nasanay kasi ako na halos araw araw, nakikita ko ang mga comments mo kahit sa ibang common friends' natin here sa read.cash..and now, you're back again!..hehe..welcome back!

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Hi, sis. Thank you. Nabusy lang talaga huhuhu

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Naku same tayo actuallt sis..daming ganap sa pagiging ina

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1 year ago

hehe apir, sis. keribels lang :)

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1 year ago

I wish fat BCH too sissy and way to 75k hohoho

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75, sis. 75 lol

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Oh dear me don't piss off a hoe Mrs P! Merry Christmas

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hahaha don't tell anyone, uncle ed

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I have never sat on Santa leg before, no memory of such. I only see Christmas trees in churches and also in the movie.

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What about a Santa Statue, Success?

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Last year's Christmas was one of the few i don't want to remember. The pandemic destroyed things.

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I can relate to that, Valour!

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Let the joy of Christmas spread among everyone in a new way. I'm glad to see your daughter. I like Santa's latter sis.

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Thank you, Mazekin :)

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And it's great that there are different holidays, and different Christmases, and different countries, and different cultures, and different people - Russians, Ukrainians, Germans, Israelis, Americans, Turks, and Africans can celebrate together and enjoy it.πŸŽ„

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That's true, Belo. I have seen a couple of different countries and how they celebrate their Christmas holidays.

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I miss all of this I see only Christmas tree if will go supermarket.

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Kahit dun lang, masaya na din ako, sis :)

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1 year ago

Im laughing at pervert santa haha. Tagal nyu na po di naka upload. Hehe bc po cguro kayu

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1 year ago

Hehe. Onga Vincent. Nabusy masyado lola mo eh

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1 year ago

Sis, I laughed aloud at the Ho Ho thing lmaooo.. that was funny and don't even mention "before pandemic" days.. I almost forgot how peacefully recklessly and carelessly we used to live.. brings tears to me

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1 year ago

Ho ho ho. Let's just just it out loud because there's nothing we can do these days, doll lol. Xoxoxo

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1 year ago

Haha agree with you, but am gonna stop saying ho ho because the ho in me is kinda triggered right now πŸ˜‚

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1 year ago

hey doll!!!! happy birthday, sis!

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Aww thank you sis. Bless you

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1 year ago

lolol

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Haha! Hohoho! Haha! Natawa ako sa wish mo madam, ako nga eh nkabili na haha! makikisabay na ako sa BCH portfolio and thinner belly, wish ko lang...

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Mema ulet, doctora hehe. Pano, parang di naman lumiliit belly. Yung wallet naman paliit ng paliit hehe.

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ it would be a disaster if he were to miss it up, I can only imagine πŸ˜‚

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Santa is going to be in trouble if he gets that mixed up hehe

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