Life is beautiful indeed, so if you see someone in need please make a stop and go help puleaseee!
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I was awaken with the loud sound of some machine outside. It's like they are digging of something hard. It makes a thud thud sound. I want to get back to sleep coz it's still 2:00 AM in the morning for fvck sake! But how if they are making this sound, "Arghhhhh!!" No choice, I had to get up on my bed to see if what's going on outside.
I open the lid of my window and saw an excavator, it's digging something on the ground, can't really fully see it coz it was shadowed by.... "Holly shit!" It was big boned man with a very large built of body. It's like incredible hulk but this one is taller. If I didn't put my hands on my mouth, they'll hear me gasping for air and will do something who knows what.
I stay on where I am and just wait. But because I can't really stop the wants myself was feeling, I raise my head again and was about to sneak a peek on what's going on outside. But I was greeted with spiky face and extra large teeth like in some kind of wolf fang. It was bigger than you can imagine and green liquid things is actually coming out from it. It's ewwwy.
"Yo!" It was the monster greeting me like it's the normal thing to do with he's smug face.
"Holly Mother of God!! That I can only say, and everything went blank and I hear a loud thud of when I flat down on the ground.
"Geez, why you have to greet him with your ugly face Pens." Said the unknown creature.
"You don't get to say that Phlegm, you're not that good looking yourself, sheesh!" One thing after another. It's creature number two.
"Should we eat him? He look edible man, and he smell like a fvcking dragon meat." It's Pens, can't contain his drool so it's all over the the face of the man now.
"No you idiot, remember why we're here, we need someone to do something for us. And we have that someone now, heh." A very mysterious look was written in Phlegm's face. It's like he's already cooking something dangerous and funny?
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Three hundred and thirty minutes later.....
I woke up again, I'm still on the floor - gone those creatures. I sigh in relief, maybe it's just a dream. Yeah, let's think it that way. Hoo, that's one of a weird dream, pewww. I got up, but only to fall again, I slip because of those liquid - something's off. I touch my face because I feel sticky and that's where I discover that it is not just a dream. "Oh, Fvck!"
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One thousand eight hundred twenty six days later....
"Boss, boss, boss!" A man in his 20's shouting like there is no tomorrow waiting for him, he's wearing a hat with googles like arghh whatever, just think of God Usopp. So nerdy.
"What the fvck Flinch, we are not some sort of a gang here for you to call me boss." It was Red, looking so dashingly beautiful in his outfit made with whatever fabric it is - it was created especially for him. And as usual, he's having his black coffee brewed by him off course. He won't just take a sip of coffee that was brewed by anyone, douchebag.
"Sorry Boss, we have incoming." Oh yes, he will just ignore Red and will still do anything he wants because he wants to.
"Coordinates?" Red whose busy on his things preparing for take off.
"Akyrkayelrbs dyekdhwo ruekeywow 36473 Washington DC." Flinch
"Got it!" Red.
And just like that, Red fly to the location, it's not teleportation but it's kind of similar but with the use of technology, yeah, our Red is a fvcking genius. And aside from that he also has a supernatural power. Saitama can't beat that.
"Am I seeing this right, Flinch?" It was Red, he's on the location now ready for battle. But he can feel his blood boil because of annoyance, he feel like he's gonna explode anytime soon. All of her blood was flowing into his head and later... "Wayl fawking kwill wyouuuy Flinchhhhhhhh!" A long growl come out on his mouth like he's some sort of a beast. But he actually is, tehee. And you can imagine his body growing more and more. Spiky body, spiky hair - you can think of Gon when he's in his adult form. Long feet, you'll be destroyed for sure.
There he is - Mr. Red in flesh with a panty in his head. That can't be change, he was created while the creator was watching HK: Forbidden Super Hero, and that's where he base his appearance. And he's doing all of these for 3 and half years now. Imagine incredible hulk, but more taller and has Panty on his head, lol.
In front of him is a two elephant savoring each other without minding the cars getting crazy - the place was filled with cars honking like crazy trying to disturb the two elephant who choose to get lovey dovey in the middle of the fvcking highway.
"How the hell did they get here!" He just uttered it to his self. "How about the fvcking CC--"
"On it, Boss." It was Flinch, cutting him off again from talking.
"Did I ever told you how I fvcking want to destroy you in my hands Flinch? I'm gonna smash your head first and pulverize your d!ck you son of a 🤬🤬"
"Love you too, Boss."
"Ohhh, fvck you!!!!" Annoyance is written on Red face
"Done, Boss - get your ass move and get ready for a shower."
Red get a pack of something in his pocket and started sprinkling it all over the place while he's on the air. After a sec, the place was occupied with silence. No one is moving except the two elephant busy with their bangin'.
"Hey you horny elephant!"
The two elephant cried in displeased because of the sudden appearance of a big boned man with incredible hulk like face with Panty on it's head, the face is creepy, ewww. But remember, that's not the real face of him, you can imagine Chris Hemsworth with a clean face.
"Hah, you dare to come here and not minding the fvcking consequence of it. Who the hell are you to raise your brows at me you d!ckhead!" It was Red who's still annoyed and ready to smash the head of the male elephant.
"Waudkfyslsofymrosgdowhdkdu!" The elephant who look much more annoyed because they are disturbed in their mating. Today is the mating season, that's why they choose a very good place to do "it."
"What's he said Flinch?" Red while his fist hanging on the air.
"He said, you're an eyesore so fvck off buddy." Using a tools in animals translator they get to understand each other.
"Oh hell, I fvcking hate this job!"
And with his full speed and strength he kick the elephant in his balls and brought it to where he's suppose to be.
"Iwhruelwg7r dufkro2874m eudk!!!!" The elephant, slowly vanishing into thin air with the trumpet sound in it.
And just like that everything is back to their fvcking places. Or so we thought.....
"Boss, the Male elephant said something, he said that, that female elephant is a fvcking whore that when leave untouched it will leave ufkruwldh!, Didn't understand the other thing he said coz you make it fly real quick." It was Flinch.
"What's that suppose to mean!" Red.
"Uh Oh, look at your left Boss."
And he did, now he's looking to the female elephant walking like a Victoria Secrets Angel doing a fashion show on the catwalk wearing it's new 2921 Bikini Collections. And she's looking at him with a dreamy eyes waiting for some good pash pash.
"Should I make her fly Flinch?"
"You decide boss, but remember - you can punch a man but never a woman."
"Oh shit! But she's an animal!"
"Hey lover boy, can you do me?" It was the female elephant. And she can talk yes.
"What the hell! Flinchhhhhhh!!!!" Red, and with a helpless look - he's trying to cry for some help.
"Sorry Boss, can't do anything about that!"
And with that, Flinch turn off his mic, put down the airbuds and continue reading the new Chapter of One Piece in Manga.
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In the faraway land, somewhere in the north. The two creatures who appeared before Red was busy watching something on a flat screen TV. And they are laughing their ass off on what their seeing.
"Should we stop it Phlegm?" It was Pens
"No, let them - the Princess is still enjoying playing with her soon to be groom. Let her enjoy the fun first." Phlegm.
"Oh, okay - but will Red agree into this?"
"He will, or he won't like what's gonna happen in his world." It was the last world of Phlegm before the place was covered in black shadow.
Ahahahaha, I just let my imagination run wild and these are the result. It doesn't make any sense because it's nonsense really ahahaha. But I enjoy writing it seriously 😂. And I hope you'll enjoy it too, lol.
Anyway, I don't really like prompt because I'm not good in imagining so I'm not sure if I can make it. Coz you know, my mind can really change fast and that's not a good thing, lol. I think the prompt is very far from the story I write, lol. Should I pass this? UwU. I will pash it, bleee.
This is my entry for #PromptFactory in @meitanteikudo article entitled: You can't see me. The prompt for this one goes like this:
"You wake up one day with supernatural power of your choosing. What power will that be? What would you do? Where would you go? How would you spend your first day with that power?"
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Yooohooo... ang wild ng imagination nito, este ang wide 😂.. you let it really run freely,.yeah lab et