I love you Mon Amour, pero Adios!
Warning ⚠️!
This one is full of words and imagination that is not allowed for a kids or those who has a clean mind and still has their 100% purity intact. If you don't want to develop a tainted mind please, think again before you proceed on reading this. Whatever you gain on this one is not my fault as I already give a warning to you. But if you still go with it and read it, then you are not a 100% pure just like what you are claiming and has a curiosity on eherm.
Teheeeeeee! (≧▽≦)
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It's a fine afternoon while running some errand. I was busy looking for a meat of pig when I first saw you. I am just looking for a meat that will be our viand for tonight but the heaven are so good to me that I also saw you, my destiny and my love. Lucky me pancit canton, I'll be happy for your canton 👀. It's love at first sight that everything in my surroundings suddenly stop and the spotlight of love just focus on you, exactly to where you were standing.
I am in an instant and without a second thought - mesmerized by your built that is like of a warrior who's ready to cover your body in a thousand of bullets flying to where I am. You have a body of a knight in it's shining armor ready to rescue your stress princess, awww paboloso! Muy bien. You will rescue me while I will use my hand to examine your biceps that is made of steel, awww lovely.
I was starstruck by your loveliness. You're eyes that is smiling too when you smile. Showing it's every emotions that you have. I can imagine your eyes dancing in delightfulness while talking to me. I want to imagine it while making love with you but this is wholesome story so let's skip that part.You're an eye candy that I want to plunge in my hunger stomach err - I mean, that I want to have.
You're every woman's dream and when I roam my eyes to my surroundings, I saw those woman are all eyes on you too. I can't help myself but to gave all of them a death glare. I want you only for myself but a silent competition was formed just because of you between these woman. And because I'm too awesome to be bothered by them, I just ignore them and feast my eyes on your gorgeousness.
Feels like those woman are just so ready to grovel on your feet just so they can have a taste of you - errr. Sorry about that, I am just a hungry woman with needs that I can't help myself sometimes on thinking the most delicious things in the worlddooo. Essss Eeeee Exxxuuu - rawrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Sorry about that again. Let's proceed, where did I stop again? Ahh, admiring this man's beauty. It's a lust at first sight but maybe it's love?
If these woman is so ready to lick your feet because of your hotness, I on the other hand is ready for your body. Next to mine in a bed of roses, hmmmm. While they are fantasizing to have you, I on the other hand is already on the peak of eargasm enjoying the sound of your throat with your hard grunts, while carrying me in a bride style, rawrrrrrrrrr. No matter how I want to make this one a wholesome story, I just can't. Gomen.
I can't really tell the difference of the two but there is this three words that I want to whisper in your ears: I WANT YOU!!! As in every piece of you. You're the man that I am waiting who will pull me off from tis chamber of sadness. Perhaps, you are the one that can lift me up from this emotion that I have in my heart. Perhaps, you are really the savior that Im looking for, that will give me a hug and kisses smooch smooch on my forehead. Is it really you mon amour, rawrrrrrrrrr.
If it's really you, I need to make a move now or else those woman will make a first move. And I don't want that. Slowly, with tenderness in my eyes, I move closer to you. But I am not thr only one who's moving, because I have this enemies. Oh! Por pabor, pork savor, ingrata, garapata. I will not allow anyone to even get close to you! And still with my poise and my beauty that no one can ever compare, I move faster but not too fast as I don't want to slip up.
You're just 10 inch away from me when suddenly an ugly witch appear and cover your gorgeousness! I am so mad because she is interrupting our love story. I will never forgive this biatch! Even the enemy also stop. We're just like a fckng Marites now watching an ugly and pirated CD of a love story of a no name actress with this gorgeous hombre hugging those hard arms making it obvious that he is her property. She's even touching her not so big boobies to the arms of the hot man like what the fck witch!
I'm about to give the woman a hard slap but I sop midway when I saw your face looking lovingly to that witch. We're not even starting our steamy and hot love story and there you are making that puppy look like a love sick fart to that woman's face. Alright! You are not worth of my beauty anymore. You can go with that witch for all I care you fcking hot and gorgeous hombre! Oh no! Another heartbreak again. This is not my lucky day. Just like always, huehue.
Sayonara! Mon Amour!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, did you laugh din ba? Lol. Come on, laugh with me lol. I'm not really used into putting a big warning in the first part of my article as I always put it at the end but well, just for a change BWAHAHAHA.
And I'm sorry if you won't be seeing me that often in your article as I am having laziness syndrome just because of being a woman. There's really a time that laziness visit mr and love to nag at me. It's also because of my unwanted visitor that's why. Dysmenorrhea pa nga, tsk!
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Hahahaha epic fail pa nga