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If I Were A Girl.
Image Source. https://www.pexels.com/photo/photo-of-woman-looking-at-the-mirror-774866/ So, I am pulling out this topic from the same source on Hive. He asked us for the weekend challenge what we would do differently if we are to swap our gender for a year. I already answered one of them where I talked about the crime I would love to get away with. You can read about that one here: "A Crime To Get Away With...If Possible." https://read.cash/@Olasquare/a-crime-to-get-away-withif-possible-ba7f1927 If I could swap my gender for a year, what would I want to do? What are the benefits and the downsides to this action? Okay, let me get down to brass tacks. I want to be as real as I can and this is definitely 18+. If you are not 18+, don't bother reading and if you are not okay with content that would put your imagination in another light, please, don't read 🤣😂. I am just having fun and stretching my imaginative mind. Let me start by saying that I admire women a lot. I feel they are being underrated too much because they possess so much strength. I feel men and women are not equal in any way and it's shameful for anyone to equate men and women because women are superior. Their strength isn't something you stumble upon and they are not sexual objects. There is a lot more to them than we can ever understand. My post might not go in-depth into their kind of personality and as I said, I just want to have fun, picturing myself as a woman for a year. The first thing I would love to enjoy as a woman is the luxury of touching my boobs at will. As a guy, I am a lover of it and imagine myself being a lady... I think I might be having my bath at every given opportunity that I have. I would love to explore it, not necessarily to arouse myself but to feel the texture, admire the wonders, softness and tenderness of it. Another thing I would love to enjoy is the ability to command attention when I walk. I wouldn't be putting on anything skimpy but you can be so sure that I would show off my legs. I would walk with intentions of commanding attention as I would be rolling around my well-rounded butt while making head roll. I wouldn't wear wigs but I would definitely cut my hair while having curls on it. I want to be simple, yet dashing. I want to ooze sexiness while making tongues wag. I want to learn how to dance like @fantagira and maybe I would learn to stay over at her house a few times overnight 😂😂🤣😂. I would also take some fashion lessons from @Jane so I can cause trouble as these dynamic duos. I would also enjoy the benefits of gaining preferential treatment because let's face it, the attention is always on the pretty lady. Of course, I won't want to be without anything upstairs; in my head, so I would be a combination of beauty and brains which would make me irresistible. I want to use that to my advantage to get things done because most people would want to naturally go the extra mile for me just to be close to me even though with their hidden agenda anyway. I am not saying all women enjoy these benefits but I am only saying I want to use that to my advantage since the attention would be on me.
Image Source. https://www.pexels.com/photo/a-woman-looking-depressed-at-a-pregnancy-test-5982126/ The downsides? I don't think I can deal with the monthly flow. I sincerely don't know how women cope with it and it's not for the faint-hearted. I wouldn't want to go through that at all. Since I would be a lady for a year, I guess I would have to get pregnant for a year to avoid this monthly flow and again, being pregnant is not for the faint-hearted. Now, we all understand why I was full of praise for the women. I don't want to go through the cravings that would make me blow up, the cramps, tummy protruding and having to deliver as well. It's never an easy experience even though most women say it's enjoyable in hindsight and of course rewarding. Another issue I might have with being a woman for a year is being judged quickly and being overlooked as well. We live in a world where most people, especially men don't think too much of women and it's sad. Most men see women for sexual pleasure but that's a terrible way to see women. Women are goal-getters, pace-setters, trend makers and sadly, society sees women differently. It's something I can't deal with. The double standards of the world is another thing I can't deal with which is borne out of unnecessary judgement. When we see a guy with multiple ladies, we tend to hail him and won't read so much to his actions but when we see a lady with multiple men even when they have no romantic involvement, we tend to think the worst of them. We tend to call them names and judge their actions even when it's completely innocent. This is another aspect I wouldn't want to deal with and with the beauty I would possess for a year, you can be so sure I would gain a lot of attention. I can go on and on but what would you love to do if you were to swap your gender for a year? What are the benefits you look forward to and what are the downsides you think might make you not want to consider it fully? I would definitely run from anything sexual for that one year, being a girl because I know the kind of erm... You know what... Scratch that...never mind...but definitely... Nothing sexual for the whole year before I would go back to being a guy 😂🤣😂🤣. *Thank you for your time.* Kindly follow me on **Noise.Cash**... I am trying to engage more with people and connect with everyone with this account. I look forward to seeing you there... You can say hello to me there so we can get familiarized as well. Click here. https://noise.cash/u/Olasquare
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I really want to write that if I were a man, I would treat women with love, attention and respect. P/S : I haven't laughed like that in a long time.🤣
🤣🤣😂😂🤣🙈🙈🙈 I am glad you did.
Trust me when I say a lot of women would give up the gender just to escape the menstrual cramps
I know it's a nightmare for most ladies. I hail you all.
Well, while reading from the beginning I was like oh my goodness!! I don't want to say anything , lemme pretend as it I did not see anything, but you're just being sincere...lol The monthly period??? During this time, I will just wish I was a man to escape it, because I don't find it easy ony own side, but not possible... hehehehe. Like you're on point, ladies should not be seen as inferior, they should be treated with respect , but that's for a lady who deserve it though, don't want to talk more about this...😊 But if I where a man , I don't know if I will have the boldness to talk to lady , not to talk of I love you...🤣🤣, I can be shy and all that.. but I'll love to become a man fashionista with a good hair cut that will make ladies to be dripping for me 🤣🤣
Hahahaha I am glad you read it through. Shy? Really? I will give you the boldness, don't worry. As for the man fashionista... I hail you, dripper hahahaa.
I receive the boldness IJN 🙏, you know that kind of thing that you'll be look take, since I'm shy , ladies will be the coming over , instead of me coming to meet them.... kikikikiki 🤣, imagine my wild imagination.....🤣
I thoroughly enjoyed reading this, you were definitely as honest as you said you would be, thank you for making me smile with this but back to the topic, trust me when the cramps come up i almost wish I can swap genders because they can get really crazy. If I were a man, hmmm, I'd probably want to experience how a man's mind works, how that think and process things, I may not have the boldness to walk up to lady though, seeing as I've heard a lot about how some men see women, I'd like to experience that for myself and try to change that narrative. I do agree with you, there is a lot more to women than their bodies and the inferior narratives placed on them.
Hahahaha I am so glad you enjoyed it. Yes, the cramps can be scary. I've seen ladies roll and cry as though they were beaten. It's never an easy thing and I admire women even more for dealing with that on a monthly basis. Not to even talk of how it messed up their moods.
Absolutely true
Hey Jules?
This is hilarious 😂😂. This comrade sure loves boobs and women. There's a saying which I believe so we'll. "Behind every successful man, there's a woman standing as a pillar for the man" The number one pillar of every successful man is the mother and the wife. Nice article, friend 👌😀. Have a wonderful week
😂😂🤣😂😂🤣 thank you, my friend. Deeply appreciated.
You're welcome sir.
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Owemji hahaha my smile went wide and turns into laugh hahaha this very honest and so fun to read it also cross my mind what if I became a boy haha
🙈🙈🙈🙈 this delights me. Glad you enjoyed it too.
Hahaha Ola! You make me laugh now I see again the other side of you😂. Now I am trying to figure out the female version of you. I'm telling you it's not fun playing with your own boobs😂. When it comes on monthly period well not all suffers or having that PMS. Though mood reallt changes. You will get easily irritated.On the other side I am glad you know the struggles of being a women All in all I am glad you knows the struggle being a woman. Hope many guys would have that realizations too. Now I am thinking what I gonna do if I am a man😂
Hahahaha if you were a man and you have a sister as your ex, I would join you to beat him up 🤣🤣😂🤣. I am glad you enjoyed it my friend and I told you I would be naughty once in a while hahaha 🙈🙈🙈. Yes, the PMS can be scary... Heavy boobs with crappy moods. Ah..I can't deal. You people are the real MVPs.
Haha I like that, we gonna beat those f*ckers ex😂. I remember my brother when the first time I got broken hearted. He was supposed to beat my ex for making me cry😂 It's okay to be naughty sometimes😁 ,
While reading this. I was like. Wth are tou talking about uncle Ola . i would disgrace you as my uncle if that happens 🤣🤣🤣.. Just kidding, I just laughed while reading lol
🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂 I warned you about it yesterday hahahaha. I am glad you had a laugh dear. At least I would be your roommate being a lady for a year.
The wrong mentality people have about ladies is that they are sexual materials, this downside is the reason I wouldn't want to be a lady even for a day!
I can imagine. It's annoying and most women accepts this reality too. It's sad.
Dude! You serious! Cannot stop my laughing! But your imagination is beyond expectations. Loved it.
🙈🙈🙈 hahahaha
Lol..Wild imagination you've got there. Got me thinking IF I WAS A BOY...
Hahaha thanks. Would love to read yours.
Woah, hahaha you made me laugh out loud with your imagination, Ola. Good luck with your period. 😅
😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣 I dodged the period.
Women are superhumans. Hehe. Even though men are stronger because of the more muscles, women are better at enduring pain. Thus, why I think they can bear the monthly cramps even though it "hurts so much", and childbirth too, even though it is said to be the second most painful experience
No doubt, women are superhumans. Massive respect to them.
If I were a boy for a year, I would show to all the girls in my life how wonderful and precise they are and I wouldn't let anyone hurt them as I know how fragile a woman was. And I think the downside that I can't do of being a man is the part where a man need's to do surgery as there's is something needed to be cut in their private part, lol i don't know how to say that.🤣
🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂 you cracked me up, Garreth.
I liked the part where you want to enjoy the part of your new body as well and you also want to make the most of it. But here and other different parts of the world many our called transgender or male became a female. But I really like reading this and Mayne I can imagine being the man I want to be
Hahaha I am glad you liked it. Thank you.
Hmmm, as for me. If i were a boy for a year? Hmm, can I ask for an extension like let's make it 5 years? I want to experience the no PMS for that 5 years. No dysmenorrhea and all. And livr my life a cool boy 🥴🥴
Hahahaha I can imagine. The PMS is no joke at all and I understand if anyone wants a break from it.
Seriously, It's hard being a woman sometimes because if this 🤧
When it comes to monthly flow, trust me it's painful especially when the dysmenorrhoea hits so bad
It's scary thinking about it. I don't know how you all managed to endure it. Massive respect.
See me see wahala 🤣 so you like breast abi eh no wonder But don't worry I know what to do Anyways being a woman is not easy at all people think less of us but still when they are down we are the the one to comfort them Though being a man too requires a lot because sometimes I wish I have money so that I can help my fiance with some of his responsibilities
I am boobs lover... proudly hahahaha. It's never easy being a woman, I understand. Yes, being a man too isn't a child's play.
At all
Man ! This is Crazy lol. I've never wanted to be a woman because their life is kinda stressful, and I respect them for that. The way you talk about these things makes it seem like you have been planning to be a,woman a long time😅
😂😂🤣🤣😂😂 just a thought... But I've always been fascinated with their life. I agree...it's stressful.
Very interesting. Dreams beyond imagination to be a woman. Not a bad idea. Appreciate your respects for women. Once in a while a man should become a woman to know the struggle faced by women.
Absolutely...I think it would make men respect women even better.
Definitely
Woah this is so interesting haha I wonder too if I could be a women and facing problems. This is good idea for male to intend the situation of women. This is very respectful article. Btw hi Mr. I am your new supporter here and I am glad to meet you Mr.
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