Some Laughs for you!!

Good morning lovelies... You know, am actually very blank right now. Don't mistake me, I have topics to write and so uch content, both normal and Paranormal, am blank means emotionally.. I have been hearing about a lot of people being sick, dying so early and my escape system is Read cash community.. And I came across @Lucifer01 s post about a little kid dying in an accident just now, oh my God, I got all the feels, not good feels though.. I can't imagine the status of that Mother who lost the baby right now.

I believe all of our mentality currently is some what down these days,with the pandemic, natural disasters bla bla.. we need some smiles.. no matter what problem it is, take deep breaths, read posts like this and just breath out and you will find a good energy to face life again... and a Sagittarius myself, I cannot see people sad or dull.. We take it as our personal duty to make them smile, and this is a post for all of you to smile...sharing some jokes I have heard growing up, from my father, brother and friends.. let's read them...

1)

A rich woman booked a personal jet and boasted on her social media about her rich status to all her friends. She finally sat in the flight and the flight took off in the air... suddenly, she heard the pilot laughing aloud and she went to pilot's room to ask why he is laughing like a maniac.. he replied,

"well, I'm wondering what the doctor will think after finding that I have escaped from the asylum"

2)

Employee goes to boss and requests: Boss, I need your permission to take a leave tomorrow as my wife wants me to attend the wedding of one of her family members...

Boss replies: what?? you cannot take leave, it's year end now.. no permission to you.

Employee replies: Thank you Boss, I know you would help me!!

3)

An elderly man goes to the police station and asks to talk with the burglar that broke into his house a couple of days ago.. The cop replies, "You cannot talk with the culprit right now, bring your lawyers to the court and there you can say whatever you want"

But the old man insists and does not leave the station and the police was fed up and said "what are you going to ask him anyway??"

The old guy replies, "well officer, I want to learn from him how he broke into my house without waking my wife up.. I have been trying it for years......."

4)

Friend 1: Do you know people consider me a God?

Friend 2: wow really? but how do you know

Friend 1: Well I went to the library today and all the library staff said "Oh God, you have come again today......"

5)

A small boy runs to his Mom and angrily yells "Why did you lie to me saying my sister is an angel??"

The mom smiles and says : She is a cute little baby, all babies are angels..why?

The boy replies : Well I wanted to check whether it is true or not so I threw her from the balcony and she did not fly...

That's all for today's post friends, hope you all had a good laugh. Good day honey bees!!

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Yours bloggingly

@Theblackdoll