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Hello Again Guys Hello my good people of read. It's been a long time. I feel like a lot would have changed. I have honestly missed you guys and I know you must have missed me. I got a little bored with life as I wasn't taking enough coca cola. But I started my meds again (minimum of five bottles a day), and I'm happy to announce that I'm back to normal. I can't say for sure that I'll spend as much time as I did before here, but I hope to. But I'll definitely be more frequent…

Hello guys... Just wanted to inform you that I'll be taking a break from read due to real life issues... You'll know when I'm back... Thanks for your support guys... You've been awesome...

Random Stuff Hello everyone, good day to you my friends. I've had an awesome week so far thanks to my girlfriend. She bought me a guitar effect. This is a professional guitar tool that amplifies the sound of your guitar and also changes the voice effect. She's simply the best! My mum was very sick and was hospitalized since last week, but she's also recovering. I was so scared for her. She has my strength, so we generally don't complain until sickness is extremely bad. She…

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Things I Learnt Early In Life That Actually Matter Hello guys. Hope you're all very fine. It's been a bit chilly in the morning, and while I'm not one for covering myself up in the day, I just confess that the tips of my fingers are really numb from the cold this morning. What's the weather like in your area? How it's just as great? I love the cold. I mean this as against the heat. If you feel cold, you can easily cover up, but I'm my country, there's no easy remedy for…

Nigerian Traditions That Are Worth Admiring Hello guys how you're fine. Take care and stay safe. I care. Today, I'll be discussing some Nigerian traditions that are kind of nice. Mostly stuff that are related to how the average Nigerian is brought up. In Nigeria, culture is mostly tended towards morals and etiquettes and related issues. Most parents when I was younger still upheld those string cultural norms. In fact, every decent parent did. Mine was no different, and I'll…

Super Human Powers I Would Love To Have From Rick Riordan Verse Hello guys how are you? How your nights were fine? I hope you guys are doing well in these times of COVID-19. Keep taking care of yourselves. I care. Slowly, this year is going again as tomorrow is going to be the first. I hope the passing of time also means the passing of these unachievable situations. Even in this less than pleasant times, we're allowed to hope, wish, and dream no matter how whimsical or…

Serial Movies I've Been Watching Recently Hello guys, how are you doing today? The weather is fairly good here which I consider a huge improvement. I hate the heat because you get all sweaty and irritated. But when the child is much, you could easily cover up. You can't go walking naked all around because it's hot. Anyways, on to what I have for you for today. As we all know, very few things can beat that wonderful feeling of having a bottle of coke in your hands while…

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The School I Teach At And The Situation In The Country Hello guys how are you today? Hope all is going well with you? I've been busy with life and I expect it's been the same for you too. Just try to take today to rest. I care. Today, I'll be telling you what's been up with me and a little bit about the situation in my God forsaken and lawless country. As you guys know, I work in a school as a teacher. I teach the English language. I was also teaching computer at some point,…

A List of My Favorite Professions Hello guys how are you today? Hope you're doing very fine? I care about you. It's been tough for me generally these past few weeks mainly because things haven't really been going very favorably for me, but as you guys know, there's always a bottle of coke at the end of every tunnel. I'll wait out this period in anticipation. It makes the coke all the more sweeter. Oh sweet sweet coke... Anyways, before I start taking you guys about my…

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To Drink Or Not To Drink And How I Smartly Answer The Question Of If God Exists Hello my good people of read hope you're doing great. Take care of yourselves in this period of covid. Today, I answer an important question, and I'll do so in the shortest curtest answer. Does God exist? Yes he does. Who do you think created coca cola! Yes guys I believe there is a God, and he's nice, and wanted to solve all our problems in one go, and voila! Coca cola! Coke, to the best of my…

Grateful Hello guys. How are you doing? I hope you're taking care of yourselves as you always do. Thanks for always looking out for me. I am really grateful. Today, I'll be writing about the things she people I'm grateful for in no particular order. But I appreciate all of them with all of my heart. 1 **The Random rewarder** I'm sure you guys know him. He's the nicest bot ever. Many times, I would literally have starved to death, but for the @TheRandomRewarder 's…

More On Life Without Coke And Spaghetti Hello guys how are you? Hope you've all been fine. I know everyone has been busy because life is fully back to normal. Hope the virus isn't as servere in your areas. Take care of yourself and stay safe. Now, judging by the title, I know you would think I'm trying to trick you guys again considering my article yesterday. But I'm really not. Yesterday, I tried so hard to not talk about coke but it's hard. Now today's article is titled…

My Candid Advice On Life (I swear I'm not tricking you this time. No soda or spaghetti involved) Hello guys, how are you doing? I hope you're doing really well. I always think of you guys because you're like family to me. I just read an article by the great @Mictorrani on if to reduce posts on read or not and I found it insightful. He argued that no matter how you use what you earn, you should always keep posting despite the temporary fall in value. I just have to say that…

A Few More Important Things To Note And Other Things Hello guys. How are you doing? I hope you're fine. Hope you keep taking care of yourselves.Your all knowing life coach cares about you. Today, I'll be telling you more about how to live your life because it has come to my notice that most people don't know how to. This is going to be exciting because I know you guys enjoy it when I tell you you're not living right and I gently explain what you should do to you. 1) **Coca…

(not) More Ground Rules From Your Favorite Life Coach Hello good people of read. How are you? Hope you're living well? Your self proclaimed -but absolute- life coach cares about you. Yesterday was fun because I taught you how to raise a baby to be smart and strong and have a good stature. We learnt that as far as diet goes, coca cola and spaghetti is all you need for healthy living. This is the absolute truth, let no man deceive you! You guys hid your excitement about…

A Proper Introduction Of Your Favorite Life Coach And A Few Ground Rules Hello guys. Hope you've been better than well? Someone is here that cares. Please take care of yourselves the way you know best. Coz no one will do it better than you (except you're lucky and have my girlfriend who watches over me like a true goddess of old would). (: While unofficially, I've been teaching you guys how to live life large, I haven't formally introduced myself as I've in a position of…

(Not) A List Of My Favorite Countries Hello my good friends of read. Hope you've been fine. I have been well thank you. I've been dealing with life and stuff. I'm still working at my usual place and I'm quitting on the tenth of next month. I hope to find myself early this year and forge ahead with life. Enough of the rambling. On to what I have today. Today, I'll do my usual thing and not tell you what I like. That's boring. Telling you what I don't like however is more fun.…

Auto Correct Fails We depend on our phones for a lot these days. For me, I'm always surfing the Internet, playing games or maybe reading an ebook. When reading books, I think about how some writers come up with the details for their novels and I usually want to ask them "Are you proud of your browser history?" I don't know about you but I don't think I can willingly show my browser history to the cops. Here's why; whn I write, I always research about the topic especially…

Photo Challenge? Hello my good friends. I'm happy you've all been learning from me all the important lessons of life. You've learnt from my previous articles that life is bad, coca cola is good, and thou shall not break spaghetti. Today, I'm going to be attempting to do @Theblackdoll 's challenge. Now prepare to see the beauty the devil of whom I'm a fan has bestowed upon me. First, this is the oldest picture of me I have. It's the first photo I took with the phone and it's…

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A List Of The Major Nigerian Tribes And How To Identify Them Hello guys. Thanks for the support I've received from you in the past few days. I'm really grateful. I read a friend's article and it was doing something I hated and trying to be suspenseful, so I did the proper thing and skipped to the end to find out what was really going on. Then I proceeded to enjoy her nice style of writing. I'm talking about @Daria and get post called "alarmed" I think. That's her yesterday's…

Special thanks to my special guardian and encourager. I'm talking about @theblackdoll. She's decided to renew her support for me. I'm forever grateful to you my guardian and friend. You're awesome!

My Favorite Secondary School Hello guys, how are you doing? I'm very fine. I've been excited so day and I almost have no idea why. It could be because of the drugs I'm on but it's good to see the ancient Bolu coming back. I was able to listen to music, practice guitar, read a novel, watch Netflix and do all the things I used to love doing before all my health issues started. I'm grateful for the support I get from my girlfriend without which I'll be lonely, broke, depressed…

How To Properly Cook Rice Hello good people of read. Hope you're doing well today. I have been having it rough recently and I've not been able to attend to a lot of things. I'm sorry if I've not been as active as much as I once used to. Hope you guys forgive me. I know you do coz I know you're awesome! Thanks for being so awesome! Today, I bring you another one from my kitchen. A special place where the don'ts are given priority. I believe in Sherlock Holmes' method. I can't…

My Favorite Tortoise Stories (4) Hello my good guys and girls of read. Hope your day went very fine. My day was exciting to say the least. First, I got another guitar courtesy of my girlfriend and my mum, and I spoke with said girlfriend for two hours apart from the video call we did. She's such a darling. I also fixed a guitar for an older friend of mine. This required that I spent a lot on transport and moved a long distance, but he paid back and it was a guitar related…

Sorry I couldn't reply to comments and posts today my friends. I had a really busy day. All I could do was write the article for tomorrow. (I always write articles for the next day coz my days tend to get busy). I love you all and you mean much to me. Special shout out to @lucifer01 @princessbusayo @theblackdoll... Thanks for the generous tips.