8th August 2021 2304
Hello you awesome readers. I trust you had an awesome weekend and raring to go to attack the new week.
A little bit of fun is to be had by reading this, so grab your drink and get reading!
Once upon a time in a far, far away land lived a table.
This was not any old ordinary table, it was an extraordinary table, in fact this table was so extraordinary it actually was a magical table. This table could walk and run! How amazing is that.
The table even had more than one name. Some people called it mesa, some people called it bòrd, some people called it pyo. There are so many words for this magical table, that I can't list them all here.
Do you know why the table could walk and run?
Yes, of course you know why. The table had legs!
Of course, to be declared magical a table has to be able to do more than just run. Let me tell you what else the table could do.
If you put a mug of coffee down on the table, before you could blink there would be a blinding flash, and the next thing you would see is a coffee table with a coffee mug on it.
Pretty amazing huh!
If you put a piece of silver down on the table, similar thing would happen. There would be a blinding flash and then a Periodic table would appear!
If you put two plates of food on the table, after the blinding flash would appear two plates of food on a feeding table accompanied with two chairs!
If you put a bird on the table, after the blinding flash would appear a bird on a bird table.
If you put a pack of playing cards on the table, after the blinding flash would appear a card table with four chairs around it.
If you put a clock on the table, after the blinding flash would appear a timetable.
If you put a pile of papers on the table, after the blinding flash would appear a work table with a computer and smartphone on it and a top of the range office chair beside it.
The things the magical table could do were just amazing.
The table could also use its magic to make things happen for people.
If a person put a resume on the table, after the blinding flash the person would become recruitable.
If a person put a glass of dirty water on the table, after the blinding flash the water would become potable and safe to drink.
If a person put a document in a foreign language on the table, after the blinding flash the document would become translatable.
If a person put a BCH wallet on the table, after the blinding flash the BCH wallet would become profitable.
If a person put a seed on the table, after the blinding flash the seed would become a vegetable.
If a person put a lottery ticket on the table, after the blinding flash the person would become excitable seeing the winning lottery ticket.
If a person put a kidney on the table, after the blinding flash the kidney would become transplantable.
If a person put a picture of their office on the table, after the blinding flash the office would become portable.
If a person put a rickety uneven chair on the table, after the blinding flash the chair would become stable.
If a person put a map of an eight hour work journey on the table, after the blinding flash the route would become commutable.
If a person puts a big hard block of chocolate on the table, after the blinding flash the block of chocolate would become meltable.
If a person put an ugly animal on the table, after the blinding flash the animal would become adoptable.
If a person puts @gwapojohn 's Champorado on the table, after the blinding flash the Champorado would become eatable to his wee brother. (hope you don't mind the tag but do check out his article here .)
If a person put ruined crops from the weather on the table, after the blinding flash the crops would become harvestable.
If a person put a long Covid victim on the table, after the blinding flash the victim would become treatable.
This is a wee bit of proof that anything can be interesting if you let your imagination wander. No matter how mundane you think life is, there is magic all around you, either that or I have flipped and gone cray cray by talking to Dafty too much!!!
Thank you for reading you awesome beautiful people and have a magical new week!
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Haste ye back.
Makes me crave now for champorado huhu