22nd August 2021
Hello you awesome readers. I have been a wee bit busy so not been so active lately, however, Dafty said I had to write this today, no excuses it had to be written. So who am I to ignore Dafty and not do as he asks haha.
Apparently, the touring party is in Edinburgh according to the last article from @Eylz2021 Scotland to meet Dafty?
@Bloghound and @Pichi28 are being joined by @BreadChamp and @Jumper-22 and so Dafty has been extremely but with sorting out things in the park.
As you know they live in the Kingdom of Fife. In Beveridge Park in Kirkcaldy to be exact, which is just over half an hour from Edinburgh if you travel by the fast train from Waverly train station in Edinburgh. Dafty has told the group to follow the arrow sign for Floral Gardens. Once they arrive at the rose garden they will see the pond through the big hedge. This is where all the swans and ducks will be waiting.
Dafty has been preening his feathers in preparation to show off just how handsome he is, and you thought women take a long time in front of mirror doing their hair and putting make-up on, well you haven't seen Dafty in action! Dafty asked me to remind the tourist party to bring plenty of duck and swan food and also nuts for the squirrels. The baby swans are getting big and greedy, so they eat lots and lots now!
Dafty might even show off his new love interest as he seems to have got bored na with Milly and Molly the Mallard ducks and now is ducking around with Penny the Pomerian duck. I cannot keep up with his love antics, he seems to be a polygamous duck if you ask me!
This was Dafty and Penny chasing each other, although they did say they were actually going around telling everyone on the pond to be on their best behaviour for when the tourists arrive so that they will be given lots and lots of delicious nutritious food!
So I left Dafty and his entourage and went off in search of Sammy the squirrel.
I walked for a couple of minutes, checking in the trees beside the pond. Of course, I found Sammy stuffing his face as he always does. Once he had finished playing with his nuts, he did promise to tell Sabrina his cousin, and Velma the vole about the tourists coming to see them all. Sammy wasn't sure who else would be around as some of his relatives were coming back from Germany, but he would get everyone out visible. He then took me to see Salamuch his grandfather who was sleeping on the wizard's robes. Sir Michael Scott seems to have caught long covid so he is still not feeling 100% and has to take long naps.
Salamuch told me that the witches who were hiding from the wizard are still in hiding, and they have disguised themselves so as not be seen by the wizard. This will be recounted and will be unveiled in a later article. It seems that the witches really were naughty after all. So much for protesting all the wizards their innocence! Seems you can't trust these women!
Whilst we are talking about hiding, do you know who is in this picture?
Well this article Let's follow the trail of the Wizard might remind you of Tandpuff the dragon that was!
Well these are two of his great-grandchildren called Toby and Tug, as you can see they are common puffballs and not dragons. It seems that there will be no more dragons in the family history of Tandpuff. They were chatty wee things though, and they actually spilled beans and pointed out where some of the witches were hiding. I hope they don't tell Sir Michael what they told me, or they will burn at the stake.
I actually met over 40 of these witches and their tales were incredible. Some of them are so old they actually have copycats in other countries!
I bid my farewells and hurried home to watch Rangers beat Ross County 4-2 and to get ready for the tourists visiting!
Thank you for reading you awesome beautiful people.
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Dafty is such a daft! He can't make up his mind and now another duck is daft about him. So sorry for Milly and Molly since Dafty is ducking with penny. There is no forever even on ducks. So people here are doing the virtual tour now. Haha can't travel for real tour the internet. That's the way to do it.