"Never Have I ever" (Student Version)

 “Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun.”

– Nina Dobrev.

Yesterday was another day which I was grateful to spend it happily as I was over everywhere online. I visited hive and readcash, then read a chapter of an interesting novel, did the dreemport task and other stuff in my room. I finished all my activities early, unlike other days where I would be so weak to engage online. At least there are days like that.

I think I should do this challenge too as I have been reading from users here. I saw this from @Theblackdoll and I got to know it started from @Kleah97 and then @Kushyzee joined too. I think I have seen something like that on his blog but can´t remember it again. Thank God I got something to write on, as I think this week has decided to take turns on me in writer's block but luckily for me, I end up making rants. 

I found this funny especially when I read Theblackdoll´s version and how she couldn't try skipping classes even if she wanted to, because her father seems to be everywhere and also popular. Lol

Let me start with my own version since I could relate with all of them unless I never passed through school. Lol

Skipped a class

I have skipped classes many times up till my University days. When I was in secondary school, I hated Mathematics so much that I would always pray that Mr. Alfred doesn't show up, and that would be the time he would remember having our class as he was a devoted Christian, and so it was hard for him to miss taking us as he took his job seriously. By the time he enters the classroom and all students have greeted him, I would sneak out while he gets busy writing on the chalkboard. I would go to the next available class and end up receiving lectures in Art class when I was a commercial student. 

When I got to the University also, when I was not in the mood for any lecture, I would tell my friends that I won't be staying over but they should write my name on the attendance which they would understand. 

Cheat on Exam

I have never done this but I helped someone cheat during an exam by opening my answer script while she copied everything. The first time I wanted to try cheating was in my 300 level second semester. There was this long formula in Statistics that I couldn't cram. I wrote it on a piece of paper attached to my Mathematical set. When we started the exam, I couldn´t bring the paper out as I sat in the front. I was shaking so hard and the thought of getting caught was all over my head. I eventually took the paper out to copy, but unfortunately, the HOD entered through the door beside me which I didn't know. I think he noticed something in me and stood at my front staring at my script. Standing there for more than five minutes made me want to pee, because once I get caught by him, the only thing he understood was “you will not graduate” and he meant every word. Thank God he left my side, but I never opened the paper. In fact, the formula was so easy that I thought I wouldn't be able to cram it. 

Forged my parent's signature

I have never done this. In fact I do not know what signature was then because my parent never taught us of that. I have never seen them signing, not to talk of forging their signatures. When I finished secondary school, that was when I knew the meaning of signature and what it was used for. When I even started making my own signature, you will laugh when you see my first attempt then because I drew a circle and scribbled on it. Lol

Make fake excuses for being late

I was such a cunny child back then in my secondary school. My parent would give me transport fare to school, but I would prefer trekking a forty minutes drive to my school just to pocket the money and buy snacks with it, and by the time I get to school, I would be late and would come up with silly excuses of being late to school. I have lied against my Dad for being late to school and they believed me because they respected him a lot and they would not even bother to ask him when he comes around, I have always gotten away with it till I graduated. 

Bullied anyone at school

Can an introvert bully anyone? Thank God there was no such act of bullying during my time in school, perhaps I was lucky because if there had been, I would be a victim of bullying. I was always a coward in school that I got cheated several times because of my short stature, but I always have this friend who never liked the idea of being cheated and so she would defend me. But I have somehow been bullied by my younger sister when we were young. I am a weak and gentle girl, but my sister would always have reasons to fight because she has this giant stature and as small as I am beside her, she would always taunt and bully me while I cry many times. I would end up begging her. Lol

Do you find my experience funny? If yes, thank you for taking out time to read from me. 

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[March 31, 2022] (No 90 article for the year)