Honest Stupidity; Stupid Honesty

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One fifty. Lunch money. One fifty.

One fifty pesos was the damage Jeremy had to pay for simply being honest. "Being honest" if you want it to not hurt him for what he really, really did - being stupid. But "being stupid" is also just part of the total equation. He was being stupidly honest.

Jeremy parks his car. He turned off the engine but he did not get out immediately. He was running in his head what transpired in the past thirty minutes. After running it for three times in his head, he decided to get out of the car and log in his time in. His waking up early will be useless if he does not clock in early.

So what did happen?

It is Monday. On Mondays, Jeremy makes it a point to wake up extra early. Not because he is a model employee who does not get the Monday blues but because Monday, is his coding day. That means his car should not be spotted in the areas he will be driving to work after seven in the morning. They were given an exemption sticker by their company but it is only good for just that city where their work building is situated. He still needs to pass through another strict city so he needs to be up early and away from the strict areas. Once he is in the city where he works, he can take his time. The sticker is not required to be stuck on the windshield. They can just flash it to the enforcer in case the enforcer was feeling a bit hyped to flag them down.

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He adjusted his routine already for this one. Though he has been doing it for a long time, not a morning person as he is, he still finds himself yawning and a little floating too often. What he does is he takes breakfast in a certain restaurant in one of the commercial centers nearby which serves good morning coffee along with a tasty breakfast.

Today, he decided to take his time eating the breakfast and sipping the cup of joe. He had written a lot of verses also for a poem that was stuck in his head. He has written a reflection essay just for the sake of waking his senses up. Ready to go, he drove. By this time, he was sure going to use the sticker because it is already the prohibited time. Not too far from where he ate is a traffic light. Few meters away from that is the same spot where enforcers like to hang out, or was the term "hide out" more fitting?

He was not driving too fast, he was steady and the road is pretty much car less at the time, too. The light turned to yellow and then to red but he knows he will not be able to stop the car in time. So the semi-violation happened.

The enforcer flagged him down and he pulled over. His mind was racing for some excuse or some words to get him off the hook.

He rolls down the window. And just as soon as the officer came to his side, he started apologizing for beating the red light saying he would end up stopping in the middle of the intersection even if he pressed hard. He was talking a lot.

The enforcer looked confused. He asked where Jeremy is working. Jeremy relays it. The enforcer pauses. He asks Jeremy if he has the sticker exemption. And Jeremy said yes. Then he starts apologizing again. And then it dawned on him. And he slowly stopped apologizing when he realized he was not being pulled over for beating the red light but because it is his coding day. He blinked once. Twice.

He also realized there is no way the enforcer had a visual on the changing light.

He stared blankly at the enforcer. Who was now telling him, "You are supposed to be exempted from the violation of coding but because you said you did beat the red light, I do have to write you a ticket. You'd need to settle this in the main office... "

face palm statue. But of course I'm kidding. This is just a portion of a bust in Intramuros

Stunned, Jeremy took the ticket from the enforcer and stared at the paper.

He drove off the area still denying that it really happened. Still stunned. He turns on the radio to cool him down. Well, John Mayer was singing. Hah! What are the chances that the universe will put a soundtrack on your twenty-minute show however unrelated to the main story of the song?


Ever got a body part you'd like to remove given the chance?

That was one of the questions from @Eylz2021 's article.

I guess for Jeremy we know his answer.

Ever got yourself in trouble or in deeper trouble because of you and your big mouth?

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3 years ago

Oh! My love, John Mayer is here! I love this guy and his songs, so underrated tho :(

Speaking of coding, I'm glad wala pa kami sa crisis na ka level and Maynila.. And, what an interesting photo with that statue, akala ko talaga nka Facepalm sya...

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3 years ago

Honesty is the biggest weapon to win the battle against sin. Sometimes you lose but in the end you win. That's true.

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3 years ago

Fact indeed Luci my friend!

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3 years ago

In the short run, sometimes honesty hurts. But in the long run, it always wins!

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3 years ago

actually on the side of the officer, Jeremy's honesty helped him.. otherwise he may have to explain why a vehicle got a way with beating the red light even though it was flagged down hahaha

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3 years ago

Hahaha, it's better to keep quiet and wait for the questions, before giving yourself away. It has happened to us on occasion, you reveal yourself and there is no turning back.

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3 years ago

No undoing it Frank. no undoing... you can't tell the officer that it was a joke or it was just a prank because that might cause more trouble as it is hahahha

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3 years ago

Ahahaha, grabe din noh. I know someone who does that hahaha. Makes me giggle hard :D

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3 years ago

when flagged down, allow the officer to tell you the violation .. don't present your violation hahaah... haha .. i wonder who you thought of. hahah

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3 years ago

hahaha yes, better to be quiet and hear him first before anything else haha

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3 years ago

ayyy dapat kasi control ang pagiging honest yan tuloy hahaha

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3 years ago

ahaha mapapa "Ay" ka na lang sa kanya hahah

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3 years ago

Well he's just being honest, kaya ayon na ticketan tuloy hahaha

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3 years ago

kapag na flag down, haha hyaang una muna mag salita yung enforcer kung ano violation haha.. todo sorry kasi agad.. guilty na guilty eh ahah

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3 years ago

Totally relatable. I'm trying to remember instances like that but nothing comes to mind. However, one will suddenly be remembered when you are not expecting it, beating myself again lol!

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3 years ago

ahahah easy ka lang sir bestie.. ganun talaga ..minsan pag need.. walang ma volunteer si brain na scenario hahaha...

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3 years ago

Hehhee. Jeremy is so honest pichi because of his mouth he got into trouble. The regrets always at the end.๐Ÿ˜„

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3 years ago

hirap sis eh... lols lutang na siya, guilty pa sha haha. .. kawawa

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3 years ago

Hehhee oo nga pichi yun tuloy naging kumplikado lalo.๐Ÿ˜

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3 years ago

Poor Jeremy! He got in trouble for being honest and talking too much, lol. And regarding Eylz's question, I wouldn't take my mouth off, lol. But it's better to remain silent in any case, hehe

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3 years ago

less talk .. less trouble indeed hahaha. I can't think still of what to remove.. can we say leg hairs instead? they are still part of the body right? hahaha..

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3 years ago

Haha! I will love to remove those forever, lol!

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3 years ago

yeeeesss ! haha

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3 years ago

Hahahaha kala ko nakalusot na. Sabaw na sabaw pala.

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3 years ago

hahaha hirap pag lutang eh hahaa.. lutang na guilty pa hahaha.

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3 years ago

Haha. I have times my mouth had put me in trouble๐Ÿ˜‚. I'll rather keep them to myself because they're regrettable

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3 years ago

hihiihi.. in case you'll have something to look back to and laugh at yourself haha

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3 years ago

Honestly nice write up.. Can't wait for the next

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3 years ago

thank you Fashtioluwa! :)

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3 years ago

Yun na nga na tiketan noon si Jeremy sis same kami lutang ahaha

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3 years ago

ahhaha medyo kulang pa ng dosage ng kape sis

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3 years ago

I think he's just honest but with a little of stupidity, honestly he can go put in situation but his mouth is too talkative starts telling his violation, in the end he got a ticket and he need to pay. Lesson learned, always think and analyze the situation first before saying what's on our mind.

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3 years ago

ahaha less talk less trouble sabi nga nila hahha. :D

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3 years ago

hahaha i think i did!

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3 years ago

Hahaha lols... May naalala?

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3 years ago

Yan yung nahuli pero di kulong hehehe! Ano ba naman yan Jeremy

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3 years ago

ayus na eh lusot na eh.. yan sira tuloy budget niya hahahaha.... inunahan kasi yun enforcer

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3 years ago

Hhaha apaka lutang kasi ni jeremy, naticketan parin ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿ˜…

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3 years ago

Krung krung no? Hahahaha...

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3 years ago

Ever got a body part you'd like to remove given the chance? - Hmmm not sure. Siguro my back because of my years of back pain. There's no single day/night na diko pinapaapak anak ko ang likod ko. As in super heavy sya. Parang my bato sa loob ng likod ko.

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3 years ago

Waaah years na ate? Nerve related? Muscle related? I used to have a freaking pain sa likod. Bigla na lang sasakit kahit nakaupo or nakatayo... Nakahiga or not. Pag feel niya sumakit.. sasakit..

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3 years ago

Uu matagal na, pero lumala nung nag call center ako. Kaya ngayon pahirapan matulog. Isa din cguro yan bakit may insomia ako.

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3 years ago

Long hours of sitting no? Huhu.

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