Twenty Naughty Secret Questions Answered for Valentine's Day.

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I came across @TengoLoTodo 's post and saw his funny responses to the naughty questions and told him I would try it out. You can read about his entry here.

So, let's get down to brass tacks...

1. Would you rather be in a loveless marriage or a sexless marriage?

Both are situations no one should ever be in because they are both important but we know that we have situations where people don't have to be in love to enjoy sex, so, IF I have to choose, I would rather want a sex-filled marriage. So, loveless marriage it is but please, don't take away the sex part.

2. Would you rather be in a committed relationship or be friends with benefits?

I've always been a good boy o hahahaha so, let me go with a committed relationship. Every relationship I've had, I've always been committed to it, even with my friends. Even if I choose friends with benefits, I would still be committed to it 🤣🤣😂. Commitment and I, we are 5&6.

3. Would you rather have sex “in public” or in a secret hiding place?

I've never been a public kind of guy and I hardly go out unless it's necessary. I would prefer the secret hiding place where I can explore and have no eyes staring at me. Except I am getting paid, I don't think I want to do it ever in the public. Let me respect myself small.

4. Would you rather be naked or wear full-coverage underwear?

I remembered when I was in my first year at the University, everyone would be in boxer shorts and singlet and I would be fully clothed. They had to come and peep at me inside the bathroom to be sure I have a functioning organ down there because I even dress to sleep. I am not a fan of exposing my body so I would go with full clothing.

5. Would you rather get nudes or send nudes?

Both are great 😂😂🤣😂😂🤣 and I've given and received them many years ago too but there is something about getting... I would love to get it... unexpectedly too. It tickles... 🙈

6. Would you rather have a quickie or an all-night escapade?

Quickie is great especially when you are both pressed for time but I've always preferred an all-night escapade. Let's both get tired and be useless the next morning 🤣🤣😂🤣😂

7. Would you rather be on top or bottom?

It's good when you are on top, as you can control your actions...but still... I am all for female empowerment where men would let women control things and be in charge, so, I would prefer to be under...let her drive me to that land.

8. Would you rather read 50 Shades Of Grey or watch 50 Shades Of Grey?

I think I like both because I like working my imagination with reading but in this case, I would love to watch it instead...who knows where it might lead me.

9. Would you rather we sext or Zoom sex?

I am good with my words, I believe so, as I've been told many times and sexting seem cool as you have time to work your imagination but for this one, let me go with Zoom sex... Let's both see how naughty we are and with words. I can't hear sounds through texts.

10. Would you rather know my romantic fantasy or tell me yours?

A lot of people know that I love asking questions and before you would have asked me anything, I would have asked you tons of questions. So, I would rather love to know your romantic fantasy so I can get lost in it.

11. Would you rather have someone who is vocal in bed or who likes to keep it in?

I've experienced both instances and I would rather prefer someone vocal. Scream my name, let me know I am doing a good job and if you are quiet, it would make me want to always do more...

12. Would you rather get spanked or do the spanking?

I have a soft bum, please... No touching... I would rather spank instead.

13. Would you rather Instagram Live every argument we have or never use the internet again?

I don't fancy arguments and try to stay away as much as I can. If I have to Instagram Live every argument just know that, it's a battle that can't be won against me because I always observe every aspect of things before speaking and I always have answers for everything. Of course, I want to use the internet again.

14. Would you rather spit or swallow?

I believe the ladies can answer this better. Next?

15. Would you rather be cheated on by a partner, or cheat on a partner?

I would rather be cheated on 😂😂🤣😂 because I trust my ability to forgive the person eventually but I don't trust the ability of the other person if the table turns. It might take a while but I would let it go and forgive you but I would still jokingly taunt you over the years, so get ready.

16. Would you rather be restrained or do the restraining?

50 Shades of Grey things. Nah... I don't want any. It's sex, not war. No violence, please.

17. Would you rather suck at foreplay or suck at sex?

I interpreted this as would you rather be terrible at foreplay or terrible at sex. Ah... Foreplay is important...it.sets the mood for the sex part. I don't want to be terrible at both... I am good at both... I can't pick, sorry. I've been told I have magic hands and mouth 😭😭😭 why would I now pick? NADA.

18. Would you rather be horny 24/7 or only one day of the year?

One day a year? Nah. I want to be horny 24/7 because I rarely get tired. I can remember many years ago when I had sex every day for a whole month... No spacing. I didn't know how I survived it but she cooked so well too, so... I was good.

19. Would you rather make love by a roaring fire or on the beach to the sound of the surf?

Roaring fire? I don't like anything that threatens o... I would rather go with the beach. Let the sound of the surf drown the subtle sound of ours as it would drown her screams too...since it's just for my ears only.

20. Would you rather touch yourself in private or in the presence of your significant other?

Sharing is caring... In the presence would be nice... What's there to hide anyway?

If you judge me based on this, well... That's left to you o 😂😂🤣😂🤣. It's good to be naughty sometimes and have fun...still won't change who I am anyway.

I would love to read entries from others too and if you've made your entry before now, kindly leave your link in the comment section. I would love to read it. And if you are making yours, I don't mind being tagged. Tag me so I can get notified to read it. My notifications are always on fire but I would sort it out and find your post.

Thank you for your time.

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