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My Lutang Moments

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Written by   690
2 months ago

Have you ever done or say something crazy while your mind is afloat, as if you're physically present but mentally absent? Especially when you are tired, lack sleep or are preoccupied with things and you don't pay attention to words, things and people around you? That we called in the Philippines,'Lutang Moments!'

I know we all have our lutang moments and we laugh hard when we remember such events. And let me share mine as these are the ones I will never forget!

The hotel key card isn't working

This happened at The Garcia Resort, which is the hotel we stayed in in Turkey. So we eat out that night and went to Amusement Park we're the kids enjoy the rides and games, spend a lot to top up the card and buy tokens to keep them happy. As usual, I'm the runner so I got tired and ask the husband if I and Tia can go back to the hotel as I need sleep. The husband says yes if I insist and get us in the taxi. So we were in the hotel, we walk to our room, grab the key card and the door won't open. I keep trying and trying and it's not working!

So I and Tia went on to the reception area told the staff that my key card isn't working. I'm a little sound unhappy because I go home to rest and then all of a sudden I can't get in our room. She asks for the card and so I give it to her. She smiled at me and said, "It's not going to work as it is the amusement park's top-up card!"

Oh sh*t I wish to disappear! Of course, it's not going to work. 🤣🤣🤣

Love you na po!

This happened in the Philippines, I did overtime at work and went home late. I was messaging my husband and when I was about to get off the jeepney (public transportation) I shouted at the driver, "Love you na po!" when I want to say is "Para na po!" The driver shouted back, "Agad agad?!" 🤣🤣🤣

Everyone is looking at me, laughing. 😂

Daisy

So the first lockdown during the pandemic, I make myself busy painting all the gates and window sills in the house. And since we're on the lane I see everyone walking with their dogs. We exchange our hi's and hello. And there's one specific woman that loves to talk to me and to Tia too. Tia even told her that she wants a dog too but she wants a pink one! I don't know her but I know the name of the dog, Daisy you call her.

One day after our groceries shopping heading home, and while I'm staring blankly at the window of our car, my husband told me, there's your friend and so I wave at her and shouted, "Hello Daisy!" Then I realized Daisy is the dog lol. 😂

I took off my underwear

This happened in Turkey in September last year. So we went out shopping and went to a bar after. I'm exhausted because of the long walks and standing while negotiating with stuff we bought and since the massage spa is just in the corner, I told my husband that I'm getting a massage. The bar has an area for kids so Tia and Jigz are playing with Chloe so it's okay for me to go for an hour.

At the spa, since I had already been there on our first day, they knew me already. They have the best Turkish Bath and I had a very good massage. But since it's late I don't know who's in. So I went inside and just tell the owner, a very nice man, Duran, that I want a 1-hour massage and ask me something but since my head is away so I just nod my head and say yes.

So he told me I can go and change. I know already what to do. I went to the locker/changing room. Take my clothes off and wrap a towel around me. I put all my belongings in the locker and get the key. I went to the massage room and lay down comfortably, waiting for the masseuse. I hope it's the same woman because she's the best I've ever had.

As I lay down there, the masseur came in! It's a man. Although I know him as he did the Turkish Bath for my husband and son. And you know what? As he was about to begin I realized that I have no underwear on! And how did I do that, I didn't know? I hurriedly get up and run to the locker room but I forgot the key so I go back to the massage room and say sorry while getting the key. 🤣 And there I put my knickers on. For goodness sake, he might be thinking I'm up to something lol. And so I came back with my undies on telling I just message the husband. 😅

And lol, I ask for a massage but I was surprised I got a sensual massage hahaha. 🤣

And there you go, I can't remember the rest of my crazy stuff. But I hope that made you smile.

This is just for fun as I read @OfficialGamboaLikeUs short post on making an article regarding this topic. And so here you go.

Thank you for reading.

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Laughing at all of these..haha I literally laughed here while reading the jeepney scene...haha

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2 months ago

Nice way to call the attention of the driver. Way to go. :) And hey... I think I've watched the massage scene a little too much somewhere on the internet. LOL

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2 months ago

Hahahaha 😂 after this happen you think I will not go for massage next time 😜😂 Sometime our thinking will be wrong like you think the massage will b done by women's but men came and you took off all the clothes.

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2 months ago

That still makes me laugh! 🤣🤣🤣

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2 months ago

Haha, You still got a sensual massage! 😅 Imagine if stay without underwear .😂.😂 Sometimes I'm absent-minded as well and things like that happen to me. But I think life is more fun when we can laugh at ourselves, hehe :)

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2 months ago

Yes and made us feel so stupid! 😂😂😂

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2 months ago

Sometime things pressed you heavey and you forget what to do next. In your case same happen you forget the keys for locker and say some romantic words to driver. It is not in our control.

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2 months ago

Lol, everyone as it own lutang moment over we call it 5mins madness. Were one behave out of consciousness, I have a lot on my own side too, I was so tired that I am sleeping while having my dinner instead going to the bedroom to sleep I went into the kitchen and lay on the highlander in the kitchen after like 4hrs sleep I workup and can't imagine everyone left there to sleep.

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2 months ago

Lol that's funny! When hunger and tiredness collides. 😂

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2 months ago

That is it how is grandma and Queen Tia doing or let me say the ladies of the house how are you all

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2 months ago

Ang pinakalutang moments ko eh yong nung fourth year high school ako at lagi nalang late sa pagmamadali nakalimutan ko mag bra haha. Napansin ko nalang nung nasa flag ceremony na bakit ang fresh ng hangin haha.

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2 months ago

Hahaha, kaloka ka Leejhen! 😂😂😂

Hindi ako makarelate ksi di ko need bra e 🤣

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2 months ago

Madam, " love you na po" I'm laughing in tears right now hahahaahahahah. I remember my lutang moments just the other lang po. Pauwi na ako galing sa pag pasa ng requirements for school. Tapos habang naandar ung tricycle narealize ko mali ung masakyan kong tricycle... Instead na bumaba malayo na din ako nun. Inantay ko nalang makarating sa station nilanung tricycle then sumakay ako pabalik. Si lutang driver nagtataka naka tingin sakin like"kakasakay mo lang DIBA?" Nag patay malisya nalang ako

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2 months ago

Uyy nangyari rin yan saken at pinanindigan ko rin naman 🤣🤣🤣 Tapos sya din nasakyan ko, sabi ko na lang may nakalimutan ako hahaha.

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2 months ago

Next Time gamitin ko yang spell na yan "may nakalimutan ako" hahahaahahah

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2 months ago

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, ang tawa ko sayo ahahaha. Lalo na sa love you na po 😂. Grabi ka sa kalutangan madam wahahaha, sumagot oa nga ung driver ee wahahaha. Dahil jan naalala ko ung bumili samin, mejo matagal na un. Nagtanong kasi sya sakin, ee nanonood akong porn that time shhhh 🤫🤫. Galamo nasabi ko ay sex imbes na six 🤦 ang hiya ko talaga kabwisit. Wahahahaha lutang oa ako sa pinanood ko pano. Bwahahahahaha

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2 months ago

Grabe ka!! Mas lalong gusto kong kainin ng lupa nung sayo hahaha. Pero kaloka talaga yung labyu na po!

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2 months ago

Wahahahaha, feeling ko nga namula ako ee buti nalang di effective ang blushing blushing sakin bwahahaha. Ahahahaha ang dami kony tawa sayo, agad agad pa nga ahaha

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2 months ago

hahaha... yung "love you na po" ang the best! 😁

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2 months ago

I couldn't help but laugh, I just woke up 😭 jusko lalo na sa may jeep jusko HAHAHAHA salamat ma di pako nakakagawa may nakauna agad HAHAHAAHAH. Thankyouuuu

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2 months ago

Hiyang hiya talaga ako kulang na lang magpalakpakan ang mga pasahero! 😂

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2 months ago

Magkekwento sana dito sa comment ako kaso naalala ko bigla ako pala nagpatopic nito AHAHAHAHAHAH

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2 months ago

Ako every day 😂

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2 months ago

Madam. Yung love you na po 🤣🤣 kaloka. .pro mas nakakaloka yung sa massage. Haha. Dami ko rn lutang moments

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2 months ago

Hahaha! Hindi lang pala about crypto ang pwedeng isulat dito. Pati pala mga personal moments 😁. Kakatuwa naman, new lang kasi ako. Puro basa lang ng mga article. Pampagoodvibes to hahaha! Nasakit ulo ko sa crypto topic.

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2 months ago

Natawa ako sa driver. Baka kinilig yun sa sinabi mo.😅

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2 months ago

I was laughing and laughing and laughed the hardest on the last one lol! Seriously?!

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2 months ago

I have laughed my teeth off 😂😅😂😂😂😂😂 this is very hilarious. You were absent-minded for you to be trying to get into your hotel with the amusement park key card... I can't imagine how you felt when the receptionist pointed it out.

I don't want to talk about the incident in the spa, 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣 it was a sign that your mind was off. Thank you for dosing me with enough laughter this early morning.

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2 months ago

Yeah, I guess moments like this are quite relatable. Your experiences are hilarious 😂 and it definitely made me smile. It is indeed a fun read.

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2 months ago

I can totally relate from the experiences po! As a lutang person/student/friend I was, ang dami ko pong memory sa jeep katulad ng inyo. Grabe ang funny ng moments niyo pero yung sa Turkish Bath yung naloka ako.

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2 months ago

hahah! grabe tawa ko sa love you na po at sa undies haha! kaloka! buti hindi alam nung masahesta ano nangyari sau hahha!

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2 months ago

It has happened to me many times. Then I don't remember what I did and I have to go back to the position I was in when I got mentally lost. Then I can retrieve things that I forgot where I left them. Boy is it crazy what happened to you in the sauna, hehehe it sure made me laugh.

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2 months ago

Hahahaha grabe, buti kinaya mo 'tong mga 'to, Ateee? Lalo na 'yung sa jeepney. 😂

May idea na ako kung anong topic ang gagawin ko sa article ko bukas since nalutang din ako kaninang kumakain kami. Pagayaaaa! Hihi.

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2 months ago

Spg yung last part, sis 🙈

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2 months ago

Hahaha you should have tried all the cards you have😂 like playing inimini minimo🤣

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2 months ago

Oh yes naranasan ko rin po iyang lutang moment na sinasabi niyo po. Nung highschool ako madalas lalo na po kung hindi ko bet iyong subject at lesson. Tapos po pag kinakabahan din po ako. Minsan nasasabi ko na lang iyong mga bagay na hindi naman related sa topic. Haixt nakakaloka. :-)

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2 months ago

haha. mga moment na matatawa ka na lang pag naalala mo. grabe yung walang undies. hehe. sa akin naman yung kailan lang after ko maligo at nakabihis na ko then sabi parang may kulang then makita ko yung bra ko nasa kama. haha

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2 months ago

Haha, di ako makarelate Gracee may bra at wala parehas lang naming wala 🤣

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2 months ago

ahaha. grabe siya oh. naalala ko isa naming friend. parehas likod at harap though sundalo na siya now. mahirap na ibully. haha

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2 months ago

Hahahah. This is really so funny 😅😅😅 Weird moments make some events memorable forever 😅😅

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2 months ago

These are all hilarious madam 😆 kaloka ka. Yung underwear moment noh. It would be a sensual massage talaga 🙈😆

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2 months ago

🤣🤣🤣 nakakaloka talaga. Tawang tawa ako jan. Grabe!

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2 months ago

This is hilarious, I laughed throughout reading the post because you did justice to writing those moments.

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2 months ago

Lol. Can't help but laugh. These moments are crazy and so funny at the same time.

I would be writing mine later too.

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2 months ago

Hahaha...... for the first time on read.cash, I laughed reading someone article, i.e, your article!!!! I laughed especially when you got the sensual massage.😆😆😆

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2 months ago

Haha,grabe ka madam as in super lutang ang isip mo, nakakatuwa lahat ng scenario eh, lalo na ung love you na po!

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2 months ago

😂😂😂... We all have our moment but this topped my week... The keycard, i know how that feels and thankfully the attendant was nice.

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2 months ago

Hahaha.. Ang dami ko'ng tawa.. Di ko ma.imagine lahat lahat nang yun ay nangyari sa inyo...😂😅 Pero ang mga bagay na yan, kahit lumipas na, nagbibigay parin siya nang reason for you para maging masaya ka. Especially na kung maaalala mo ang mga yan.. hihi Good thing, hindi nagalit yung hubby niyo sa inyo..Ang bait nga siguro nang husband niyo po.. Wohhh.. Swerte.. ayiiehhhh..🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍

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2 months ago

Hiyang hiya rin ako lalo na dun sa hotel! Gusto ko na lang kainin ng lupa e. 🤣🤣🤣

Ay talagang thankful ako at napakabait ng aking asawa. Dalaga ka pa Ren?

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2 months ago

hihi..😅 Okay na yun.. Isipin niyo nalang po na masaya kayo sa nangyari kahit nagkaganun..

Hmmm..Oo po..😁

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