This or That - Silly Version!!

Hello hello my lovelies. Good afternoon everyone. How are you all doing? So I have been thinking about what to write but still reading "This or That" posts from ya'll which I'm absolutely loving.. Your posts makes me smile, laugh and emotional and see how well we all are connected and our similarities.. hence I thought of doing a silly, funny version of it today.. I asked in my friends in my whats App group to send me a couple of questions.. I along with them made up the above list which am gonna answer below.. if you are interested, you make your own versions of the same... You can read my first "This or That" here...

Talking Pets or Talking Babies:

As a horror movie freak, I always find there is something creepy about the babies lol.. Imagine them laughing and cooing at mid nights let alone talking to their imaginary friends,.. I be done lol.. So I would prefer talking pets rather than babies as they are gonna grow and develop ability to speech either way.. I'm always curious to know what these animals think about us.. "You are feeding me less Karen".. "Stop taking me to the vet Karen!!".. "Imma gonna pee on your pillow Karen!!!" "I met our neighbors cat and now I'm bringing you grand kids Karen!!" 🤣🤣🤣😱😱👌👌

Fainting or Farting:

Assuming this is done in public, losing conscious and control over one's body always is scary to me.. and if I fart, it's other's problem.. not mine 🤣🤣🤣.. They better thank God for me being a vegetarian and I usually eat clean.. so my farts might smell like freshly cut grass or open meadow 🤣🤣🤣.. I would choose farting in public than fainting.. Imagine the embarrassment if someone unable to lift me and they call me fatass when I can't even reply back 🤣

Loud Neighbors Vs Nosey neighbors:

Gosh I absolutely hate both.. because I have both around me 🤣. Yesterday also I had to scold through my bathroom window to the neighbors to shut the eff up as they were talking loudly when it was 12 am.. I swear, the ghosts in their house need therapy dude.. But being loud is far better than nosey neighbors who has to know everything inside our house and spread the news like wild fire..imagine you buying a new lingere and next day the whole street knows it.. ughhh

Free Lunch or Free Dessert:

I do not eat Dessert every day.. In fact because I cut down sugar, I eat sweets once a month or so.. I would choose free lunch any time because food is need and dessert is luxury... always choose need over luxury :))

Bad breath vs Bad body odor:

ughh this one is the toughest... As a person living in a tropical sweaty ass country, I have seen people with both.. but some how you can cover body odor with deos or changing clothes and stuff but I just cannot stand bad breath.. yuck. it's like the whole fish market is sitting beside and talking to you 🤣🤣

Fall on Butt or Fall on face:

Oh damn!! both hurts but as a person with big butt, I think I can somewhat bear the pain from the bounce 🤣🤣🤣 at least we won't bleed from the nose right guys? I actually fell on sitting position a couple of times as I'm a bit clumsy person and I guess I should be okay unless or otherwise it is from first floor 🤣.

Phone in bathroom or no phone in bathroom:

Love me or hate me but I always take my phone to the bathroom.. I finish my social media activities sitting on toilet.. why do you think all my social media posts are dirty?? see what I did there? 😭🤣 who knows, I might be typing this post from my bathroom.. ya'll better tap that upvote button otherwise I will post pictures 🤣

Dine in or Take out/Delivery:

I like to eat my food looking like a homeless person.. licking my fingers, making weird slurping noises and biting food from my plate directly like an animal.. like the other day, a couple of noodles fell on my shirt, guess what I did... I grind the noodles directly from the shirt along with the shirt and later realized I was also eating the shirt when my daughter walked in and asked "why are you eating your dress mama?? Look, there's still plenty on the plate" 😭🤣 😭🤣 that is why I prefer eating in my own house comfortably than dining in..

Licking or Sucking:

Depends on what or who I'm licking or sucking... Oops!! I think I have said too much 😭🤣 .. jokes apart, I like licking than the other option because we do not have much food in India that we need to suck on than lick..

Ugly Genius or Hot moron:

Marry ugly genius and keep hot moron on the side.. How about that?? 🤣 🤣 no?? I have to choose? ughh okay fine.. I would choose a genius over a moron any day.. my kids might be ugly but at least they are smart 😭😭

Give lap dance or Receive one:

This one is tricky!! because I have never done any of these before.. so am not sure about this... maybe give lap dance to that ugly genius and marry him and then receive one from hot moron?? 🤣🤣 yes, I think I can do that.. but am also afraid husband might find out because you know, he's genius?? ugh.. Help me figure this one out guys!!! 🤣🤣🤣

That's all for today my Geniuses... heyyyyy, am not calling you ugly I promise 🤣.. Also thank you sponsors, love you all... my beautiful read family..

Yours bloggingly

@Theblackdoll