Salud! Kampai!

I am not gonna lie, I hate alcohol. Its smell and taste make me vomit. I hate everything about it. The maximum number of glasses of liquor that I can drink is only one, lol. Yep, that's my limit. Whenever I drink some, a minute after that, my tummy will go crazy. It felt like my organs and intestines were playing with skipping ropes inside my body. lmao. And that's the main reason why I hate drinking alcoholic beverages. 

But that's not gonna stop me from participating in this prompt lol. Whenever there's a "tagay time", I'm always present, not because of the drinks, but because of the pulutan. (Ako kasi taga ubos). 

40% tagay, 60% pulutan

I'll be sharing with you what my cousins are like when they're drunk. 

The political analyst

This cousin of mine will become a political analyst whenever he gets drunk. If you're with him, expect that you'll always hear him talking nonstop about government and political issues and happenings. Especially when it's about corrupt senators. He'll put himself in the position of the president and start telling what he needs to do for the betterment of the country. Sometimes he'll act like he's giving a State of the Nation Address (SONA). Lmao 

The MerLion 

 Whenever she's drunk, she turns into a MerLion. You know what I mean? She keeps on vomiting and she looks like a MerLion but a drunk version hahaha. One time, when they were drinking and I was in the corner enjoying the food that I ate. She suddenly stands up and vomits. And this drunk cousin of mine shouted "Singapore!" And all of my cousins started clapping. Huhu, why are my cousins like this? HAHAHA

Sadbois 

Oh, here we are. The mf sadbois. We always have cousins who are suckers at love. Well, it's their fault because they like to be in a relationship with someone far away. In short, they like long distance relationships. Every time I notice that they're already drunk, I will then play songs like Ben & Ben or any sad songs. Then later on, you'll hear them sobbing hahha. Then you'll hear this famous line over and over: "I did everything, but why does it feel like it's not enough?" 

Clown 🤡

My sadboi cousins are mostly clowns too. They're the ones who keep us entertained. Like, doing stupid things and exhibitions. They first became clowns before they turned into sadbois. Like, happy moments first before sad moments. LMAO.

The Pulutan Hunter

I'm not drunk, but I'll just include myself here since I'm always up for the pulutan lol.

The Grammar Nazi

There's always this one person who speaks English when they're drunk. This cousin of mine is literally the opposite of who he is when he's drunk. He's shy, he doesn't talk that much when he's in a good state of mind. But once he's drunk, you no longer hear him talking in our vernacular language because he'll start talking in English. And, why Grammar Nazi? It's because he will always correct your words whenever you say something incorrect. Just like the pronunciation of what we spoke or our grammar.

Dancerist 

This one is my sister, lol. We will never forget the time when it was New Years Eve. They started drinking at 11pm and finished at 4am. It was one of the best new years for us. They started dancing while drinking. Even my shy cousin started dancing too. And my sister? She's in the middle dancing and dancing. The moment when all of my cousins were tired and the only person left was my sister. They even played the Sinulog songs and my sister kept dragging my cousin to dance with her. What's more funny is that she keeps spitting everywhere. Like, literally everywhere. It was 3am when my mom woke up and found out that my sister was still dancing alone. We were just there, looking at her. She even dragged our mom to dance with her. HAHAHHA 

If you could meet my cousins, expect that they're crazier than what I've shared. 

I was planning to write an article about our adventures with my cousins. Maybe soon, when laziness won't take over me. lol

Shout out to @OfficialGamboaLikeUs for initiating this prompt ;)

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