Since my previous article was based on the weekly prompt, i believe it's right to write on the second trending topic on the platform- "Never have i ever". So i used this link to generate Ten different questions and i will try as much as possible to give a Sincere answer.

The questions generated are not that naughty so be warned- this might be a boring ride. Let's get down to business. The first of 10 Questions is-

Yes, i have been caught picking my nose in public before and it was so embarrassing but trust me, i tried as much as possible to save some face. What i did was i pretended as if a fly entered my nose and i was trying to force it out. I gave some facial expressions to enhance my pretence, lol.

I have done this countless times, in fact it seems i derive joy in doing this. Anytime my mum is leaving home she will ask myself and my siblings to tidy the room before she gets back. Rather than get to work immediately she leaves, we will engage ourselves in one activity or the other and neglect the task at hand. But immediately we get to know she is close by, we quickly start tidying the rooms. And guess our loyal Dust bin- Under the bed.

No i haven't. But I'm adding this to my bucket list straightaway. By the way i do think "Bucket list" is for people with a disease that will lead to death anytime soon until ma'am Jane said it isn't on noisecash. 🤣

Affirmative. I've done this numerous times. The first was something rush. I can't remember the title, the only thing i rememberis that it ended with "Rush" . I was afraid but being the ever inquisitive type i watched it all over to get answers to some questions bothering me. Once in a while i still watch it (horror movies) .

I see lots of people say "Yes" to this same question. But i am not like everybody. How on earth will i pee in my pants just because i'm laughing to a joke?. I have to say it's so embarrassing to hear people say they've been in such situation or what do you think?. Oooops! I promised to be sincere and not lie- okay, just read the bold and italic words alone.

I've snuck items even bigger than a candy into the movie theater before. When the movie is interesting and i don't want to miss a scene, at the same time i am hungry. I have to look for a way to put the two fire woods in the fire at the same time. I smuggle hamburger, fries, gums, drinks , you just mention it- be rest assured that I've taken it into the library and theater before. Bad?. Yes it is, i just can't keep my tummy waiting. It can get annoyed.

It's the other way round. I laugh until i cry not cry until i laugh. I tend to cry when i laugh too much. This do scare people around me and when they know it's my nature, they burst into another round of laughter.

No! I haven't and i don't see myself going to any soon.

I have countless times. But the most notable one was when i visited a family friend with my Dad. The Family's daughter came in and it was as if an Angel stepped down from heaven to grace us with her presence. I pour the drink on my expensive shirt and she looked my way. I was to embarrassed to even talk to her that day. Later i got to know she is the opposite of an Angel.

I did this and it was a bad experience for the 2 of us. He ended up looking like "Papa Ajasco" and he told everyone who cared to listen that i am the Barber who turn him into an "Old young man" lol

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Bonus Question

I noticed this is a common question for many, but the bot didn't bring it for me.

Have you ever added salt and Sugar to a meal?

Yes i have. 🤣 Here in Nigeria, our Salt and Sugar looks similar. I mean they are both white with almost the same size. The Texture and little grain size seperates it from each other.

So i was cooking and my normal way of measuring was with my hand but i decided not to on this certain day. I poured what i thought was the salt and tasted the meal but it had no taste, i kept on adding more and more. Until the food became sweet like honey. It was at this point i knew my mistake. I added Salt to suppress the taste of the Sugar but at the end i ended up eating a Bittersweet meal. I pour led it away the next day.

Had it been i used my usual "hand" method of measuring,i would have noticed from the texture.

Thanks for reading!🤗🤗🤗

I'm experience what they call The Writer's block. This trend came at the right time. Hopefully Tomorrow i will get the vibe back.

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