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My day has always been bored since I came back from school for the holiday, all I do is wake up, brush, help my dad, read articles, write articles on here and sleep. I only go out if it is very important and if it doesn't I don't, I am already getting used to it and I find it very hard to go out and feel tired whenever I am told to go out.
So yesterday I went out to greet a friend of mine at home, he never told me I would be going out with him somewhere. Thank God that as a big boy that has started earning in bitcoincash and as a readcash ambassador I dressed so well to be fit for any occasion π π π , I am only doing some funny rant there.
So we left for the party, we got there and everything was bubbling and making sense. I was not with cash but I was with my phone and ATM card. Everybody was spraying money and showing themselves and I was intimidated to do likewise. I didn't know when I exchanged my BCH earnings to fiat on my phone and I went to the POS centre to withdraw, what pushed me to do that?
At this point, I will not like to hide anything from you all as my friend on here, for the first time I was influenced by my friend and his other friends to taste alcohol with them. I was carried away and I drank heavily even though it was my first time. I was a little bit conscious of what's happening around me and what I was doing but I couldn't control it as usual. I exchanged a whole of 3BCH from my bitcoin wallet to fiat and I went to withdraw it from the POS centre. The money in Nigeria currency is around 1 million-plus (#1 000 000+).
At first, I was scared when I collected and was thinking why will I spend a huge amount like this but I wave it off cos I wan to feel among too, I wanted to spray money to people too in front of fine girls so that they can know I have this money. I also want to be referred to as Sinzu money ( Nigerians will understand this ). When I got to the party ground, I started doing anyhow, in was spending anyhow and people started hailing me, my friend started to famz me the more and was also helping me in spraying the money. Fine fine girls start to relate with me and they were all over me, some guys almost fought with me because their girls left them to dance and have fun with me π π π . Girls and money sha (a story for another day), before I know it I have spent close #600 000 and I am still spending.
Quick note
Alcohol is a bast**d, I was intoxicated to do what I haven't done before and what I don't think I would do in my lifetime. No wonder @HappyBoy wrote about it some days ago and was warning us about the danger of it. I read it and I didn't know it was going to be my turn, I said to myself while reading it that never will this happen to me but right now that's happening to me all I could say is "E choke" π π . Stay away from alcohol is all I am trying to say.
Back to my story, the party was still fresh and hot while so many people were just coming. I took over from the chairman of the organisation and I was given special treatment and recognition by the owner of the event ( who wouldn't like to be a friend to a rich person?). I started balling, drinking and dancing, having the best of my life in there. Different girls collected my number to speak to me some other day if we can have some hookup or so, it was already dark and my mom was already calling me that where I am, I had to tell lies that I was stuck in the traffic that I am on way home.
I bid farewell to the people at the party by dropping another huge sum of three thousand naira (#300 000) as the sinzu money of the event. I gave them to buy more drinks on their tables and enjoy more while I leave, they started hailing me and shouting;
Sinzu money sinzu money
Sinzu money sinzu money Γ million times
They kept shouting till I left, I left my friend behind and I tipped him with fifty thousand naira (#50 000) for him to flex himself. He was happy and I entered the Uber that I ordered. I was already tired by the time I got home and I tried my best to control myself in the presence of my mom and dad and I left for the room me and my brothers do sleep.
It was the tiredness that makes me sleep without having my bath before going to bed. I slept off like I was beaten with a plank of wood. The fan was blowing and everything was going well not until I woke up to see that the fan is no longer working.
I was sweating seriously and I was not comfortable and that was what wake me up from my sleep, it was when I woke up I realized that all that happens was a dream.
I started thinking about what happen and I realised that it was since yesterday night that the fan has been bringing out some strange noise but I didn't do anything about it, I slept with the noise like that while reading some articles on my phone. I didn't know I have been to the dreamland until I started sweating due to the stoppage of the fan.
The dream must have been as a result of the Christmas vibes that have been on my body and those colourful Christmas light I have been seeing aroundπ π π .
I am sorry for this clickbait, I never meant to do this but my dream allowed it π π , forgive me and accept my apology. Sinzu money is begging you all, hahaha.
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Byee for now π₯°π₯°π₯°.
13th November 2021.
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Click bit! Joke! I thought twas real! Hahaha pranked me