So I thought if I didn't do this then it means I am not even a part or member of this family😂 (just my weird thoughts) I mean almost half of my read.cash friends have done it and then again I got invited to do the same so I finally decided to give it a try, I mean why not, so here we are and here we go.

You know I like going to the extreme. So I followed the link @Davinchysax  left me in his comment to also check out my random questions and answer them, by the way before that, thanks for the invite dear.
I went ahead to check out the first 10 questions from each of the words or phrases we have in the random word generator and then I finally decided to settle with dirty 🙄😏😂 hey don't give me that looks, the questions aren't that dirty anyway, after all, I have already read a lot of the embarrassing and funny questions so I thought, why not go for these dirty ones lol.
So sit back and be ready to read some dirty-clean questions from me lol. Here we go!

Never have I ever been set up on a date by a friend.

Are they okay? They know my kind of person so they wouldn't even try or dare me.
I usually watch this in movies but the day any of my friends will try this, I will deal with them very seriously😂 I mean why set me up when you could have simply told me about the whole goddamn date?

Never have I ever walked up to a stranger and asked them out.

I find this rather strange and funny. How do I just walk up to someone and ask them out? I have never even walked up to a crush or admirer before to tell them how good I think they are or look, talk more of walking up to a stranger to ask them out, for what exactly? This is a NEVER! for me lol.

Never have I ever dated someone 10 years older than me.

Oh dear! Imagine being 15years and dating a 25-year-old. Some people would actually call that child abuse lol but then again, is it really child abuse? Anyways, I haven't done that before so I am found not guilty for this crime😂😂

Never have I ever had a crush on a teacher

What a liar I would be if I say never to this question
I have had a crush on my teacher(s) since when I was born. 😂
I mean I do have a crush on anyone that is physically attractive😂🤭 don't give me that dirty looks lol, I know what I am doing and saying.
This brings back a lot of memories especially during my high school days when so many of my classmates and schoolmates had a crush on this particular teacher in school.
The news went viral in school that the teacher had to be transferred out of my school.

PS: I wasn't among those people that had a crush on that particular teacher, I mean I didn't even find him that appealing, so I don't get why everyone was all over him.

Well, that was by the way.

Never have I ever asked a friend to find out whether someone else likes me.

Funnily enough, I have had people come to ask me to help them do this but I have never done such with any of my friends.
I have always had my ways of finding out if a person likes me or not, maybe you can call me your detective in love ministry😉
I know I feel like doing that most times but I have never done it and I am super proud of myself at this point lol.

Never have I ever kissed someone within the first hour of meeting them.

Maybe I would have to be drugged or drunk to do this lol. I don't even exchange hugs let alone kisses.
I don't think I would do this even under the influence of anything or whatsoever at all.

Never have I ever played hard to get

Found guilty 😂😂 I had a good laugh when I saw this question lol. I have always played hard to get. Like it's my thing, I don't give in to people's demands so easily.
And except you are persuasive enough or up for the game, then you can't get anything from me or establish any kind or form of friendship with me. I always and I mean always play hard to get lol.
Don't mean to boast about this but it has already become a life not even a habit lol.

Never have I ever spilled food on someone else

Guilty and it was so embarrassing, though we laughed it off and it didn't really seem that awkward but I never forget that experience in a rush
We had a good time one day at the office with my boss back then at work. So while discussing, we were joking and laughing as well, I remember eating and drinking water I guess, and then someone suddenly made a funny statement and I laughed and throw out everything I had in my mouth at my boss, gosh, it was embarrassing but he wasn't angry or take it that seriously.

So since then, I am very careful about laughing when I have food in my mouth. It wasn't a conscious act that time though, it was my impulse responding to that funny joke that was being pulled, so before I even realized what was happening, the particles already landed on my boss's face and gave him a welcoming hug lol.

Never have I ever accidentally peed in my pants

You must be kidding me. I have many times.
It happens when I try so hard to keep it in especially if I am not in a comfortable place or I am on the road and there isn't any nearby loo. Sometimes I pray not to wet my panty before I even find any nearby loo and get to ease myself.
Most times my bladder feels like it would burst anytime soon when I try so hard to hold it in.
I have peed many times in my pants, yes and please no one should look at me (not even you🙄😏) yes you lol.

Never have I ever thought someone was waving at me but they were waving to someone else

If this has never happened to you before, raise your hands?🙄😏 you had better be truthful here and don't act all cool lol.
I believe we have all been here, yes we are guilty of having someone wave to another person which we thought was waving to us.
It can be so embarrassing especially if the person notices you were waving at them thinking that they too were waving at you when they weren't even doing that lol.

I looked rather dumb and stupid when it happened and trust me you don't wanna hear the whole story so let's just save myself the embarrassment lol. And yes, it has happened to me before.

Never have I ever received a terrible haircut

Oh yes, I have and I almost wept for the barber. I was so sad and if what I felt at that time could be displayed then one would probably think I was going through life challenges because I was depressed because of one haircut that went wrong 😂😂
You know for ladies, their hair is their crown so any bad experience or outcome with their hair feels like their crown is being taken away or that it's shaky in a way lol.

I had to use a warmer for some weeks and cover up my shame lol. Looking back at that time now, I will say that the barber guy was just being rather too wicked to a poor little soul. I mean how would he even make me go bald, what did I ever do to him.?🙄😂
Anyway I was glad that I had fast-growing hair and I was able to face the crowd again with my head uncovered after a couple of weeks😂😂

I never knew this could be this fun and to think I was even contemplating on whether to do it or not.
Now I don't wanna stop. I wouldn't have minded answering all the questions there but then again, I don't think I could finish it in a day so in order not to bore you with my long talks, let's end it here.

So in the long run, it was never a Never, most times things happen, and when we look back at those memories, it gladdens or saddens our heart but all the same, they are all memories worth keeping and cherishing.

So it wasn't so difficult after all @Davinchysax  I am glad I tried and thanks again for pushing and encouraging me to it lol.
I don't think I wanna tag or invite anyone since so many have done this already and they are likely to be people I had in mind to invite.
Thanks for coming around to read from me, I appreciate guys.

Still your baby girl ;)

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13 July 2021

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