Gross Funny and Random Q & A!!

Hello my kind peeps, how are you all doing today? so the trend of answering random questions is one of my favorite things on Read and every time somebody does that, I read all the answers and enjoy these posts.. I already made one silly question version of this and here I'm with the second one.. I accumulated these questions and sent them to my girl friends group but wanted to share the same here with you so that we all can write our own versions and enjoy.. here we go;

If stuffed animals could talk, what would they say?

I do not have any stuffed animals with me but if my daughter's stuffed animals could talk, they would probably tell me to stop eating like a pig.. and I would cut their heads off and play with the sponges inside.. It would be a fun day 🤪🤣

What kind of dragon are you?

I would name myself as "Buttosaurus" because dragons tend to release flames from their mouth and I do that with my butt from eating all that spicy Indian food.. It's like sending satellites to the moon except probability of people dying is high in my case 🤣

Are you a cat-person or a dog-person?

I mean, I'm barely a person... so..

But if I have to answer to that question properly, I relate more to cats than dogs.. I love dogs but not their "on your face, best friend for the life" kind of energy.. I'm more like "gimme my space or die" kind of person.. so, cats for me

What is the grossest thing you’ve ever done?

Trigger Warning: you better avoid this or you won't eat dinner today..

continue to read??? okay if it is your death wish..

I was a one year old baby when this happened and my Mom tells this story to everyone like I have won a gold medal in Olympics or something... (I hate Asian moms)

My mom was cooking keeping an eye on me from the kitchen and she was amazed to see her little baby enjoying sitting herself, looking at her hands, clapping and playing.. When she was finished, she came out only to see the horror of me actually playing with my own poop that I just made, rubbing it all over my face and body, clapping it, spreading everywhere...

My mom thought to throw the whole thing in the garbage can including me... she should have done that by the way..

If you were a fart, would you rather be loud and proud or silent but deadly?

loud and proud.. always loud and proud...

Just kidding by the way....

I would choose Silent but deadly, because silent for me and deadly for others... so two fruits for single stone...

Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

Hear me out.. I imagined 1 horse sized duck and it is so ugly looking just like me, why would I need another ugly creature when earth has me?.. I would rather go for a 100 duck sized horses.. Imagine teeny tiny babies running and trying to kick me, it's like Gulliver's Travels and the Lilliput people - walmart version...

If you were to give me a nickname, what would it be?

Inspired by "Spartaaaa", I'm gonna keep it as "Fartaaaaa"

Very apt and appropriate to me... every time I release a bomb, I can say fartaaaaa!!!! giving people time to run away from the premises

What would you do if you had six arms?

I would actually love if I had six arms so that I can scratch six places in my body at once...dedicated 2 of them towards butt alone.. Thank you!! .. and I'm not telling people which 2 am using to scratch my butt so that people shake those hands without knowing.. you're all welcome!!!

Would you rather live under the ocean or on another planet?

Plain and simple, another planet!!

Because the fact that I do not swim, If I go to live under water, newspaper headlines will say "dead body found floating on the water" the next day.. so leave me alone with the water stuff and send me towards Jupiter... and if government refuses to fund my voyage, I have my Indian food to do so.. no worries..

What rule should we get rid of?

Let's get rid of the rule "not to slap people"..

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.. see you tomorrow..

If you wanted to make everyone on the planet smile, how would you do it?

Go to the international space station, focus all the laser beam machines towards earth and threaten people if they do not smile, you would blast it... (fyi, I won't be laughing or smiling, ya'll done)

If your toys were like Toy Story and could talk and play when you aren’t around, what do you think they would do?

I do not know what they would do but they better be cleaning my room everyday and arrange my laundry and wipe cabinets.. I'm not going to pay for their rent and let them just enjoy staying in my house for free.. nah uh... not happening..

Well, that is all for today you guys, I hope you guys make your own silly gross version of this.. love you all my friends and spons

Yours, @Theblackdoll