Celebrity Messages me!!!

Hello my loves, good morning everyone!! do you all remember a post I made a couple of days ago about "Celebrity Gossip" with me? if you have not read that post, please go and read because you would laugh so hard I promise. Well, this is similar kind of post where I played a Facebook app and this time, it showed me linked with so many celebrities and how they would message me in a humorous way lol. So I was playing with facebook apps and I got these hilarious messages from it. So many celebrities messaging me and I'm acting like the biggest douche of all time haha. I'm just going to out these here and see for yourself, i was laughing so much for these and hence why wanted to share this to my beloved Read community

Oh God he said he will leave Megan for me lol 🤣🤣.. The only people who are going to be happy if Prince Harry leaves Megan is the Queen herself 🤣🤣 and most of the people of England, because they are one of the most racist people on earth who are already grinding about Megan so much in their media inspecting her every move, every second.. So if Harry leaves her, nobody's gonna say anything about him but they would only say "well, good for him for leaving her" bruhhhh.. Nahhhh I don't want that to my home girl Megan 🤣🤣... Also also, as a person from the country who were colonized and stolen from for 200+ years, who the eff would marry from our colonizers, let alone from their Royals who treated us like shit right??

Imagine a guy playing the freaking WOLVERINE but getting jealous for a girl,.. I could never 🤣🤣.. even if we are together, one hug with his blade hands and I be falling on the ground like they just cut fresh sausage to make some sandwich 🤣🤣.. but I must say Channing Tatum is a handsome dude right?? Ouch!! I hope Hugh didn't hear this 🤣

I would literally look like a possum standing in front of a tall mountain if I ever get to stand beside this guy... Also, who else can hear the music as and when he enters the stage "John Cena John Cena ta ta ta taaaaannnnn" maybe if I sing this intro music when he enters the same room I'm in for him to hate me and leave me alone... or maybe he will mistake it for the stage and tackle me to death, who knows 🤣

Tell me why I sound like the biggest a$$hO1e on planet Earth right now.. He just asked for a company lol. I hope he doesn't take me on a ship and leave in the middle of Indian ocean. Humans will find me as "ahhh look, a whale swam ashore again.. shit, wait........"... yeah I know, pretty intense... or worse, may sell me to a pirate. Would you all pay your read cash money to release me? Don't answer that, I already know the answer. 🤣🤣

This one I can understand, I would honestly say the same thing in real life too.. because what if he wants to draw me 🤣🤣 I don't wanna be sold on craigslist dude lol... am pretty sure I would annoy him so much and he will push me into the sea and stay on that board lol... instead of "Jack, Jack" ya'll will hear "Bish... you alive Bish???" 🤣🤣 worst case, Imagine stuck with on Shutter Island or Inception.. no thanks haha.

If she wants to write a song with me, I must warn her that the only thing that can shake in my body is my big belly from last night's dinner.. rest of the body stays intact 🤣🤣 I don't do ballerina sweetie, I just do balls 🤣🤣🤣

In reality, he doesn't even have to pay me anything to act in his movies hahaha.. and trust me, I don't even need makeup to look like one of those Avatars, I already look like a human alien humanoid specie 🤣🤣 or a reptilian

No, no, no, no, just nope 🤣🤣 I really do not wanna go in details with this image. How dare Facebook to expose my bedroom life lmaoooo 🤣 but trust me, it's not what you think. We played Chess all night.. nothing else happened 🤣

I clearly hear in my mind of Simon's voice telling me "It's a no from me" on my face lol... I'm not breaking his legs, the bouncers at his show are breaking mine if I do not leave him alone 🤣

Do you all remember Justin beiber from my last post too? FB predicted correct for once.. I will never be interested in another woman, because I'm straight.... Justina will never get a yes from me 🤣🤣

I hate to say that I agree to Donald Trump from my heart and soul on this thing and am sure all my Italian friends are currently triggered about this issue too lol... @Yelenab please add your thoughts about how do you feel about pineapple on pizza 🤣🤣

But I have one pointer about making America great again... throw this dude out of the whole continent .. that will do

If Riri is calling you to attend a part, you damn well for sure go attend it... Imagine your a$$ so high up in your head to say no to Rihanna 🤣🤣.. oh now I remember, I might have said no because I'm busy collecting trash from my neighborhood 🤣

I said no to all the above people but said yes to Pope??? 🤣🤣 absofreakingly not hahahaha... who would do that?? anyway, I might have said yes to him because I know for a fact that Vatican holds so many secrets and thousands of books that the world never know existed.. maybe I will sneak into the secret library and steal book on how to convert water into wine or maybe I will die.. who knows 🤣🤣 either way works well for me haha..

That's all for now folks.. hope you all enjoyed reading about the miserable me 🤣...

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