Date: 6th Day of November, 2021
Saturday

What if this happens? One morning you wake up and find out that a new neighbour is coming right beside your house and it's none other than Lucifer himself, your host. How would you feel? Or perhaps I should ask this, what would be your reaction?

It's ok. Come on, I'm patting your shoulder. Guess or imagine. You and your family are having me as their neighbour. What will be more awesome than that. We will have long chats while standing together while a beautiful fence will be it the middle. Of course the boundary line. We will share foods, help each other, party together. That's what are you thinking? Well, hell yeah. Let me tell you my nature & priorities. So, here we go.

Topic: Being Lucifer's Neighbour

First of all, I am not a bad guy. Don't judge me with that name. Well, I'm not human but I am living with you for many centuries. Ok, not going that way. Let me tell you about the advantages of having me as your honourable neighbour. You are smiling. I know the meaning.

Better Helping Hand

I am a helping person who loves to help others. Not by asking desires & dreams. Whenever you need some big help like moving heavy furnitures or pull them, just ask me. Even to repair your house, you can call me. Besides this, we can do other stuffs too. Not that, what you are thinking. We can make our house clean or decorate them. See, easy & simple.

Master Chef At Your Service

Oh, you don't know? Come on. You know this right? Ok, I am good at cooking. And it means I can cook anything. You are out of your recipes? Ask the Luci Chef (my version of master chef). I will provide you more recipes that you will be surprise. Not only this. Being your neighbour, it will be my honour to serve you my dishes. You will find me often, particularly on weekends, at your door knocking or pressing the calling bell with a new recipe. Any parties or family get together, ask the Luci Chef and I will bring Indian, Mexican, Italian, Chinese, Thai, Arabian dishes. Sweet dishes will be compulsory with hot spicy but less oily food. Don't worry dear, your chef is aware of your health too. Now close your mouth.

Party Planner

You know me. The best party planner guy and of course I had more parties than you can imagine. I miss my own bar 'The Lux'. Pretty neighbourhood. Ok, back to the point. I will arrange parties on different occasions. There will be lots of guests. Foods, drinks, music, opera & fun. As my neighbour, you will have the highest priority there. Beside this, I can organise parties for you too. That would be fun. What do you say?

Your Daily Jogging Partner

We all know about the importance of physical exercise but we are lazy enough to do so. Nothing to worry dear. Being your neighbour, my first priority will be that. To make you fit & healthy, I will start jogging with you. We will do that together. We will start for a long walk while discussing on various things. Agree?

A Good Listener

Absolutely correct. I am a good listener. I will listen to each and every story and incident. I will be glad if you share your stories with me. Listen, human beings lives are not simple. I know this because I have seen them closely. The whole life is a sum of lots of untold emotions & feelings. People feel bored while listening other stories. They even spoil the secrets. But with me dear, you have nothing to worry about. I will listen your hidden truths, your untold stories. I will share your pain while having a cup of tea or coffee. Your secrets will be safe forever with me. It’s my word and you know, I never break my promise.

(Snap).... Hey dear. It's just an imagination. That will happen if I become your neighbour. Nothing is impossible. So wait for the day when you will see the devil unloading furnitures from big truck. Then walks towards you, shakes your hands & say, ❝Hello, neighbour. ❞

• All the pictures are used from pixabay.com except the lead image. It is edited via picsart.

Thanks for being with me. I'm honoured.

©Lucifer01