Aunties of Indian Subcontinent
Date: 9th February, 2022
Wednesday
Hello family. Good to see you here. Are you in doubt with the title? No, you are reading it right. I'm actually going to talk about it. The real living legends, the icons of many future ones, the one & only, the immortal... Oh my dear, I'm losing my control. Ok, ladies and gentleman, I am really going to talk about the great aunties of Indian subcontinent. The live camera and hidden spies of society. I know, you people have doubts about it. But nothing to worry. I'm here to help you people. So let's have a journey on today's topic.
When you write about something, you need to know about the topic, you need to research on it and most of all, you need the passion on that subject. But when you write on aunties of your society, your frustration and anger will motivate you. I know, some of you will rarely understand it but dear @Theblackdoll will make you understand with this situation. Now before telling you more about them and their qualities, I must warn you people one thing. Beware of aunties of society. Let's check about the qualities of them.
The CCTV of Society
The first thing which came to my mind while writing about them was their super power of watching everything. Nothing remains hidden from them and they can tell you what exactly happened! The uncles of society have less news than them. Even the newspapers too. You just need to ask them about a proper guy and then they will give you a complete bio data about that guy. What if I say, they have more sources than police while investigating a matter. They watch everything around you and can tell the exact way of things happened earlier. That's the cctv of society.
News House
Just like the visual powers, they have this quality too. A group of aunties have more information than your book and encyclopedia. Don't get me wrong dear. They are the Wikipedia which have more storage. They can tell you about the past of a person. But the amazing fact is they don't hide their knowledge in them. They like to gossip it again and again. It's a native responsibility to tell every new one about it.
Spies in Disguise
Come on, dear. Just forget about movies like James Bond and Mission Impossible series. You highly enjoy the spies in disguise of those movies. But they are not real. Meet the real life spies in disguise! The aunties of Indian subcontinent. They can easily enter in your house, will talk smartly with your family and have the information of you without asking about your details. That's the power. They can simply tell your daily routine. Even they knew your relationship status which is hidden from your family! Digest it now.
Age & Marriage Reminder
Let me hold my laugh for a moment. Ok, here we go. Dear, meet the non stop reminder of your age and marriage, the aunties. Such shameless act but they do it in professional manner. With a smile and kindness they will embarrass you infront of your own family and friends. Moreover, knowing the answer already, they will ask you it again and again and in any place.
Fuel in Fire
Oh dear! The epic one which made me more frustrated and angry. They are so ready to make two people quarrel with their extra words. They share secrets and provoke other side to get in quarrel mood and simply walks away from the place. Just imagine, you father and your mother is quarreling over a matter which is not even important to your family! And the fact is, you will find the informer and influencer of that situation is the neighbour aunty who is still standing their with an innocent smile on face. Someone hit me please!
Ok, I'm done. Can't take this anymore. I know, you people have already understood my feelings. Now you have idea about them. Do you people have same experience? Let me know then.
The images used in this content including the lead one is edited via picsart
Hahaha we have them everywhere. 🤣 They are more than a surveillance camera, they know everything!