On a Friday night!
11th of February 2022
Here I am once again saying cheers to another sleepless night. My Laptop's obsession with me continues, she stares at me all day and all night long like we're meant for each other. I remember buying her from the UK, I didn't pick her, she picked me due to my awesomeness and kristoffer charm. I sometimes wonder why gadgets and countries are referred to as a "she", whoever came up with the idea must have been a sexist- I don't know anything but simply speculating.
My laptop stays with me all night long, basically at one end of my bed so I could wake up at midnight to easily either see a movie on her or search random nonsense on the internet. But last night was quite different as I literally ditched her by deliberately leaving her in the dinner hall all night long due to the simple reason of "collateral damage".
I wouldn't want a situation where I'd get engrossed with something called sleep and accidentally kick the laptop off my bed- that's a real definition of "collateral damage", "cause and effect" or perhaps "fight or flight". Cause and effect obviously explains itself in that I'm cause and the damage is effect. Fight or flight in the sense that my legs were basically fighting Kung-Fu or perhaps Karate in the dream world, kicked the laptop off my bed and caused it to fly in about T-minus 2 seconds. Guess who's gonna be swapping some BCH to fiat for repairs- Me.
The 14th is around the corner, barely two days to go, I haven't got a real date except my laptop, unfortunately humans don't go on dates with gadgets as that's gonna be the weirdest thing one will ever come across.
Surprisingly, it may be initially frowned upon but with time it would become a trend and the world will begin to adopt this hall of weirdness. The world is so messed up that anything and everything is acceptable in the name of "I'm human, an adult, and I have my rights".
Words like "I have my right" and "I have the right to free will as long as I'm not committing any crime" messed the world up real bad.... unfortunately I'm not here to talk about those, I'd rather not, as I'm not a fundamentalist, an adjudicator or a human right violator. I mostly prefer to consider myself a diplomat- you do you, I do me, I don't take sides but help you resolve your differences with others so we could all live peacefully on this mortal plane on earth, or perhaps "happily ever after" in a disney-fied world.
It's been weird lately, I get so busy during the day that I often find myself staring at my laptop screen at late night when I should be resting- my body has gotten used to being busy that I constantly feel like there's something I need to do... a mind trick my brain constantly plays on me for no reason at all. Perhaps in a bid to find out how much mind trick my body can take before snapping.. Lol!
It's few minutes to midnight and Best friend's birthday approaches- we've been friends for three years now but it feels like we've been together since forever. I'd rather not talk much about this but cut the chase by wising her a happy birthday in advance! In few minutes she'd be a year older, unfortunately I wouldn't be there to hug her, hold her hands, and perhaps take her out there in a bid to have some fun due to something called distance. Distance irrespective, our friendship has grown stronger during the years and it will continually get better.....
This article is the weirdest you'd ever come across, I'm simply running my fingers over my keyboard in a bid to keep myself busy since sleep refuses to take me away to dream land! Pardon me for wasting your time, don't hate me!
Oh it Mr potbelly with his big stomach on the table .. hi I am a new bie here nice meeting you . I have a laptop before but it has some fault and it stopped working I felt really sad I went to the computer shop to repair it but they said it has alot of problem so I let it alone but now I am married to my phone