Hello People!
A very special greetings to you all. Hope Monday treated you well? Mine was extremely good and cool because of the raining weather, there was not much inflows of customers because of the all day rain and I loved it...no disturbance 🤪.
Thanks sponsors ✌️I listened to an interesting discussion today from my coworkers, I was just pretending I wasn't hearing all they were saying, infact I was on airpord and they all Concluded that I've blocked my ears. They were talking about fart.
Before I continue;
I went to search for the English definition of fart and I got laughing at their definition, it's defined as as follows;
AS A VERB: fart is to emit wind from the anus.
AS A NOUN: an emission of wind from the anus.
Source: Google search/dictionary
Are you not surprised at the simple definitions? Just like that, they didn't add "foul smell" or does it mean that fart is normal as air?
Okay, so they were discussing about how they go about their farts, the smell and how they go about releasing it.
One was tackling one of them because of how stinky her fart is and the worst is that she usually release it in the misdt of people. So she asked her why is her fart so smelly, does it means that she doesn't go to toilet often or how, the lady replied her that she doesn't think it's accumulated food in her stomach that's always causing the foul smell in her fart because she visits toilet once or twice a day.
"Haaaa! That's means your stomach is rotten", that's what they Concluded and I was busy laughing at them on a low key.
They continued with their talk to the point that they started saying how they go about releasing the wind if they are pressed and all of them except one said how's it done normally (releasing it as it come), while the other lady objected and it shocked me when she said she goes to the toilet room to release her wind.
Yeah, i couldn't hold my laughter and I laughed out loud. They were surprised to know know that I've been listening to them.
Sincerely, this girl knows how to visit the restroom and I always wonder if she has a running stomach, or a drum-like urine bladder everyday. Mehn, she's a regular toilet visitor and one would think there's something wrong with her...
So she said most of the times she goes to toilet, it's not that she want to urinate or deficate but to pass out wind(fart). We asked her why she can't shift to a corner and release it instead of going to the toilet and she said she likes it like that and she's not used to farting in the misdt of people. I guess her fart is terrible that's why🤦.
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Fart has no toilet!
I remember the days we were growing up with siblings and we use "fight war" with fart, we do it to the extent that the room will become choking with smells of all kinds... afterall fart has no toilet. We grew up with that mentality that fart has no toilet the best honour you could give it is to shift to a corner and release it without sound(if people are around) and wait till the breeze wave off. You are smiling now because you're on this table 🤣.
Those people that fart in toilet, how do you do it?
If you're the type that goes to the toilet to pass out fart, what actually do you mean? It it's because toilet is smelly or what?
Come on, do you sit on the cystern to release it as well or you just stand and watch the wind get out of your an*s? Lol
This is really funny to me, I think I have to try toilet's farting one day. Lol.
So sorry if this article gave you a disgusting thought, my apologies ✌️
Thanks for reading.
27th June 2022
Comrade why? 😂😂