Rastaman For President

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I didn't publish an article yesterday becuase I have flu and cough, it was started when I ate seafood. After that I cough and cough until I got flu. I don't want to scare myself like maybe it's Covid but I know it's not. I have also sore throat but i immediately cure it by drinking kalamansi with honey and also taking medicine for my cough and flu. While writing this I feel okay, my cough is gone and I have little flu. It's raining maybe it's normal to experienced this. Anyway this topic is not about my sickness but it's about people who's running for presidency and filed their COC.

The Philippines is democratic country in which people had freedom to the things they want as long as it doesn't against the law. The people had freedom to choose, freedom to vote, freedom to act, freedom of information, press freedom, just name a few. The citizen of this country is lucky enough to acquire this kind of freedom unlike other country which have no freedom or their rights been restricted by their governments. The country is being lead by President which is currently Rodrigo Roa Duterte, the main problem I see with the politics of this country is different opposition which fighting each other for the position in government. It became worst and worst as the time goes by.

Sadly, people and politicians are using this freedom to do something bad. Too much freedom push the people to cross the lines. For an instance, press freedom, publishers and newspapers had freedom to write whatever they want. They can freely bulgar malicious actions that happening to the government. Sad to say, other publishers are publishing lots of misinformed articles that may lead to trouble. I watch a video about the writer of a newspaper questioning the president about Bong Go. Suddenly the president told to the interviewer that their information are wrong and it has no evidence proving that Bong Go had fault. He also said that once the newspaper proved that Bong Go is convicted to corruption he will immediately fire Bong Go and he's the one who will detain him.

The country's situation right now is in chaos, the pandemic is one of the reason why Philippines is suffering right now. During our discussion earlier on online class, my professor said that Philippines debt had been doubled and our country is last on COVID-19 response. Did you know that other country had already declared covid free and they already back to normal. However the Philippines is still under lockdown. I think it will never end as long as there are people who don't want to accept vaccination and those people that doesn't obey the protocols.

My topic is randomized again, maybe if I'll write everything on my mind, I can write a 20 minutes article. However I don't like that cause it's gonna be boring. Anyway, the main topic is about incoming election which different ordinary people and politicians filed their Certificate of Candidacy, it's already predictable that the yellow had representative which is Leni and for the Blue one, there's Bongbong Marcos. The war on social media is so intense, both opposition are trying to ruin the image of each other, what a mess right. They won't emerge to make this country improve however they are fighting for the position cause they want to get something, maybe people's money? I don't care on those big names but there's one ordinary person that filed a COC to become a president.

His name is Rastaman, he's not a politician but an ordinary person. I don't know what's his agenda but I think he just tried to run as a president. He's so funny cause there's a man who interviewed him and asked the meaning of tattoos on his face, he said that there's a eye his cheeks that serves as his third eye, then Infinity sign, also he had motorcycle tattoo on his forehead in which it was ghost rider with a wings. And when he asked what he gonna do for the Philippines, he just answered, "whatchu gonna do with big fat botbotbot", it's it's funny to the point that it became a remix and lots of people supported him.

Actually I am sick to those politicians that fighting each other and acting like a good Samaritan if the election is coming. Rastaman is so cool cause he joined to become a president as a joke but it was accepted by people. Now he had lots of followers, some people editing a video on what will happen if Rastaman will become the president. Of course number one on the list is, Filipinos will become half human and half zombie that's gonna be cool cause we are undead, we can acquire power of zombies. Second, the Boracay will become a galactical beach in which the sea is floating in the sky, the EDSA will have skyway and the cars are now flying. That's the plan of Rastaman for this country. I will be surprised is he gonna win the presidency, so are you gonna vote Rastaman?

Author's Message:

This article is not serious, I'm just making it for fun, actually Rastaman is just playing and I think he will not compete on the debate but let's see if what will happen on him.

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Hindi na daw sya tatakbo. We failed again as human huhu

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3 years ago

He's actually running for senator before along with the Intergalactic guy HAHAH but as what I've seen in my news feed just now, Rastaman will no longer be running in any government position for he is already retiring in politics.

Hays, it's so said because we lost a president that we never had. We failed as a zombie. HUHUHU watchu gonna do with the big pat bat?

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3 years ago

Haha ang kulit lng, pampagulo siguro eh sadyang magulo na

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3 years ago

meron nga tumakbong president sabay yung plataporma niya libreng 5k para sa mahihirap๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

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3 years ago

Haha, ang kukulit taz kapag nakapasok naman x4 ang bawi ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿคฃ

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3 years ago

Hey brother, you ok now? Hope so. Political parties will never allow common man to fight for president seat.

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3 years ago

Ommyy. Rasta man is such an ice breaker na literal because he diverted our attentions and he cooled down our minds especially when we came from heated argument.

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3 years ago

hahaha hang human and half zombie po kase siya, siya na tlaga ang makakapagpabago sa pilipinas๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

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3 years ago

Sana naman. I sprinkle nya ng magic ang buong Pilipinas

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3 years ago

Pag si Rastaman ang manalo, magkaka civil war Pilipinas. Pero okay din na nandiyan siys kahit di siya manalo, pampa good vibes lang sa mga umiinit na tensiyon ng mga kandidato.

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3 years ago

hahaha zombie apocalypse kamo, kase half human half zombie sya eh, tapos national anthem ng pilipinas, watchu gonna do with the big potbot๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

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3 years ago

Taenang yan. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Sayawan niya kamo si Leni at Bongbong niyan, baka sakali sabayan siya ni Isko.

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3 years ago

Sadly rasta man will not gonna run in today's election... However hahaha natawa lang ako KAsi imagine ako botante, botante kana din DIBA? So ayon sa botohan iniisip ko KAsi wala pa kogn napipisil na iboboto tapos ayon sabihinn ko sa sarili ko"ay si rasta man nalang boboto ko tutal wala namann boboto sa kanya do maman mananalo kaya okay lang" tamang trippings nalang tapos lahatt pala tayoo ganun mag isip puro nag rasta man tayoo. Edi half zombie na tayoo lahatt tapos may galactic ship na ang Pilipinas

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3 years ago

hahaha astig nun, pero laptrip tlaga pag siya nanalo.

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3 years ago

Ehhh, may iba pa palang tatakbo? Hahahshs. Ako talaga palibhasa may sariling mundo ee parang wala ng pake sa darating na eleksyon. Awan baga, parang hopeless na kasi.

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3 years ago

nakakatamad din bumoto kase parang wala rin naman silbi mga uupo sa gobyerno.

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3 years ago

Sa totoo lang talaga.

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3 years ago

I didn't know him exactly but I always read his name on posts and yep, edited pictures. Hahaha tapang para tumakbo e. Pero let's see kung anong mangyayari

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3 years ago

Siguro naisip nila na one time opportunity png naman kaya ginagrab na nila tsaka nasa constitution naman na kapag nasa 50 na ang dead at Filipino citizen ay pwede tumakbo.

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3 years ago

Sabi nila vote wisely, kaya si Wisely iboboto ko :D

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3 years ago

Whahaha ๐Ÿ˜‚ witty.

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3 years ago

Hndi na tlga aasenso ang pinas.. Imbes ma magtulungan.. Maglalaban laban. All are thinking about power, fame, and money..

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3 years ago

Part na siguro ng politics yan sa Pinas, even on time of Andres naman meron ng opposition tsaka agawan sa posisyon. Nakakaawa na pilipinas.

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3 years ago

Bawat eleksyon may mga ganyan talagang kandidato. Parang panggulo lang. Pero malay mo manalo siya๐Ÿ˜

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3 years ago

HAHAHA ready ka po ba maging half human at half zombie pag nanalo sya?๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

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3 years ago

Hahahahaha. Kawawa mga tao.๐Ÿ˜…

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3 years ago

Hahahaha omg sorry pero natawa ako kay rasta man ๐Ÿ˜‚ jusko wala na bang iba jan

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3 years ago

puro kase pulitiko naglalaban eh nakakasawa din sila, yung iba nga nakakulong na nga tatakbo pang senator.

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3 years ago

Sa bagay. Walang maayos na standards o qualifications. So ano yun kahit naging kriminal pwede maging leader o kandidato

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3 years ago

HAHAHAHA siya pala yung tinutukoy nila at nakita ko sa SocMed. But then, still hoping for the best of our next president.

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3 years ago

Bongbong kapo ba? sabi nila goods daw sya pero sana walang dayaan.

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3 years ago

ewan ko pa hindi pako sure๐Ÿ˜Š

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3 years ago

Please get well soon, it is scary to get sick these days without thinking about the dreadful covid.. hope you are okay now

Regarding politics, I have no idea about your country's obviously but am gonna just say, I do not like people who joke on Third eye stuff :)

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3 years ago

Maybe he's a member of illuminati, but here on my country that symbol is not been serious cause it's everywhere. People had tattoos like that and I think they want to become famous.

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3 years ago

oh wow... sometimes liberal people frustrate me lol... they shouldn't joke about these kind of stuff

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3 years ago