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Birthday Surprise: Epic Fail!

*I don't know how to start this as I'm already laughing remembering what happened to our supposedly birthday surprise for my husband. So I told my kids, Tia and Jigz that we are going to surprise their daddy when he comes home after 12 (last Tuesday) his birthday is on the 11th.*

So we are getting ready, the cards and the gifts that we are giving. I have the cake and the lighter in my hand. I turn off the light in the kitchen so when he comes I can see the car coming and he will be thinking that we are all in bed already. Tia and Jigz are both holding their card and the gift to be given to daddy. I told them to be quiet and that when daddy turns on the light that's when we are coming out from the toilet while singing Happy Birthday. Here comes daddy! The car is coming. I light the candle and look at them trying to say to remember what I just told them and they were all smiling so I thought bought of them really take it to heart. And here comes Daddy open the door! And here goes Tia, **"Daddy we're here in the toilet were going to surprise you!"** Oh, amazing! So maybe that's the queue to come out and sing Happy Birthday. I cannot take any pictures as I'm holding the cake. I should have to take a video but I wasn't thinking at that time. Daddy still seems to be surprised and he got a big smile on his face. He looks happy to see us greeting him at the early hour of his birthday. We sing the happy birthday song in three different notes, almost perfect that daddy wants to cover his ears but he remembers it's his birthday and he must appreciate our tone. He blows the candle, he didn't make a wish. What else could he wish for, *we are all together now*.

Then Tia hurry daddy to open the card and the gifts, she is the excited one. She's very cute that night. And she was very proud of her drawing on Daddy's card. And Daddy praises them both. Jigz bought him a box of celebrations and even put a fiver on the card that he gives to Daddy but my husband gives it back to him and told him to hold it, the box of chocolate that he gave is good enough for him.

Then Tia said to daddy, "Open my surprise for you!" And daddy said, "Could it be a box of Malteser by any chance? And she starts giggling covering her face. The funniest part is when daddy is holding the Maltesers and she said, **"Can you share that with me, Daddy?"** Hahaha, we all laugh. It's as if she doesn't want to give it to daddy. Maybe she'll get it tomorrow telling him it's not his birthday anymore.

**Then it's my turn. Oh, I can't believe what I just did. Remember in my last article when I said that I told him, I'm going to buy him an XXL brief just to tease him? I got him an Extra Large! But the thing is he is only Medium and I don't know how on earth I get that XL. Lol.**

So whenever he saw the brief he said, **"Extra Large, seriously?"** And grab one and burst into laughter as he is stretching the brief showing me how big it is. The kids can't stop laughing! *So I just told him, that's an advance gift, it will soon fit. 🤣* Then here comes Tia again, *"Daddy, there's more! There's a t-shirt and perfume inside!"* Hahaha, and the husband was like, "Really!" Tia was so excited and Daddy was just too slow. She can't wait to reveal the gifts to Daddy. And oh, the t-shirt didn't fit so I got him a new one today same one. He asks me where I get the money from and he said he's hoping it's not from his card. Haha, cheeky. I told him maybe I got more money than him. Hahaha. **It's not a fail after all, Tia made it more exhilarating. And off we go to bed with a smile on our face. Oh, that's after my final gift a good whole-body massage with a happy ending! 😉🤣** And the next day this we're served plus KFC Party Bucket!

Thank you for reading.

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