Never Have I Ever: School Edition (1)
I really don't have an idea what to write for this day not until it caught my attention. That's why for this article, I decided to share my personal experiences about this list where I just saw on Pinterest. Credits to the right owner. I really miss face-to-face classes, so what's the reason if I could not write an article related about that?
As there have many things that I needed to tick about, I decided to divide them into three parts. Good thing that this topic saves me for my daily goal which is an article per day. Without further introduction, let's get started.
Skipped a class.
I have never done this before. But I think that if I did this, I guess that I will have the best and unforgettable memory during the face-to-face set-up. And since I'm a responsible student, I never attempt to do this. Maybe my mother will clutch her machine-gun like mouth if she received a news that I skipped a class.
Cheated on my exam
I did this when I was Grade 2, and don't ever try to tolerate it. I admit that I'm not matured enough, lol. Sadly, I learned how to cheat with this kind of modality because our teachers are not teaching us. Anyway, I remember that I was faking my scores before on my parents and asking them why I only got that scores. But when she asked it to my adviser, I get doomed. You know what happened next, are you? My adviser and my mother didn't get angry to me when they found out that I cheated, and that's just awkward.
Forged my parent's signature.
Of course no haha. When some of my teachers are distributing announcements which needs your parent's signature and I forgot about it, I'm just imitating it. To avoid suspicion, I'm asking my classmate if he/she can imitate my mom's signature because of the reason that I forgot it. I'm just doing it if I didn't remember it, but I would not be hesitated to ask for my mother's signature.
Bullied anyone at school.
I didn't yet do it, and I will never. You know, bullying is unethical and it is a part of the crime. Good thing that they signed a law here in the Philippines which is the Anti-Bullying act.
Been suspended from school
As I'm a responsible student, I've never been suspended, and I promise that I will never be. Who would want it, right? I really don't want to be suspended, or else my parent will spank me in the @$$.
Been in the bottom three of the class
Not in the bottom three, but in the bottom five. Yes, you heard it right. I don't know but after I joined on the star section, I feel like I was out of place. No one wanted to talk to me well, and I feel like being on their section is not destined for me. Anyway, let's not talk about this haha.
Hit someone with chalk.
As far as I remember, I didn't have yet hit someone with chalk. But I reminisce hitting crumpled paper with some of my classmates who is also my friend as well. When boredom hits you especially your teacher is not around, you'll do that.
Make fake excuses for being late.
It's only countable on my finger that I get late, and I didn't yet make fake excuses haha. I remember someone where he's just literally near the school, but he's always late. I was already hurried from walking since it's only less than 5 minutes before the classes begin, and he's just being pa-petix petix lang.
Been home schooled.
I already been, and I think that all of us are suffering haha. Currently, I'm learning along with my modules, and I admit that is pretty hard especially the groupings.
Had a crush on someone in the class.
I never been haha even I wanted to, haha. For me, it's better to love if you know that you only have a less chance. Loving personalities and fictional characters are not that painful and free from breakups because you already know your limits.
That's all for this article. I'll promise that I will create a part 2.