The witches of Beveridge!

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3 years ago

3rd September 2021 2121

Hello, all you awesome wonderful readers.

By the way, have you stopped lately and looked in the mirror and told yourself that you are Awesome?

Yes ?

No ?

Well what are you waiting for ... go and do it!

Right, you did it? Good, let's get cracking with this wee article to get the weekend rolling.

Do you remember this article Update about Sammy on Wildlife Wednesday ?

Well, this was the article that Sammy the squirrel told me the Wizard was going to burn the naughty witches. However, the witches had disguised themselves and the deadline for August had passed. They believed they were safe BUT there is always a but in life isn't there, well BUT because Sir Michael Scott the wizard has long covid and his memory is a dit doolally at the moment, the August 5th deadline has been delayed by a month and now the date for the burning is September 5th.

Sammy does not want to be like his grandfather Salamuch who was turned into a wooden statue that sits on the wizard's coat, by telling me who the witches are.

Tandpuffs great-grandchildren

Whilst I was in the woods, I met two of the great-grandchildren of Tandpuff the dragon that was. If you remember, TandPuff used to breathe fire and was in charge of cooking at a barbeque, but accidentally due to drinking too much red wine he scorched the Wizard's pet cowfrogs to death, thus making the species extinct. These two wee girls were so chatty and they took pleasure in showing me where some of the witches were hiding.

Tanya and Tonya, the sisters and great-grandchildren of TandPuff the Dragon that was

Now if you remember Dafty getting the welcoming committee together I said I had a chat with Toby and Tug, well those were the brothers of these two girls who are called Tanya and Tonya. Tanya took great pleasure in telling me that she is the elder of the two sisters by 42 seconds (Remember the answer to the Universe is 42!).

However, Tonya although she was the youngest was the chattiest and showed me the path to take to find the first set of witches.

I said goodbye to Tanya and Tonya and hoped they would still be there when I returned later in the week and wandered off in the direction that I was told to go follow.

Morag MacHag and Shirley MacStew

Morag and Shirley are actually sisters-in-law and were both born in 1042, yes I did really say 1 0 4 2. They are ancient and they spoke to me in a dreadful squawk-like voice.

As I walked up to them I heard this high-pitched squawk.

"Hey Eddie Wildlife, get yer arse over here" said the slightly larger mushroom.

"I am coming" I replied.

"You took your time, we have been waiting to tell our story for a couple of hundred years now." said the smaller mushroom.

"Okay, well I am here, who are you?" I asked them.

I swear to you, but the mushrooms seemed to grow as the larger mushroom squawked "Morag, I am Morag MacHag from the clan MacHag and I am a proud witch, and this little one is my sister-in-law and lover Shirley MacStew from the clan MacStew."

"Hello Eddie!" said Shirley in a lower voice.

"Well hello Morag and Shirley, I am very pleased to meet you, may I ask why you are witches and why are you hiding from the wizard?"

Morag MacHag and Shirley MacStew

"We love to put curses on people, and then those curses make bones and porridge come flying out of their bodily orifices" said Shirley in an evil high pitched laugh "And then they die a slow painful death hahahaha but we can do so much more and we won't tell you until come back and visit again."

"Oh yes" said Morag "We also suffocated our husbands together after they caught us rolling in the hay together".

"I mean why can't we have our fun? These women get to do what they want, but it wasn't like that in our day" bemoaned both Morag and Shirley together.

"We haven't quite been able to beat the Wizard yet, so we disguised ourselves as these beautiful toadstools, aren't we clever Eddie?" exclaimed Morag

"Well, if you ask me, you can't be that good at being witches if you have to hide from an old wizard" I laughed whilst saying that to them.

"Just you wait we will get you Eddie, we are the original shapeshifters you know, but come back and visit us again and we will tell you what our descendants in Asia can do" said Morag.

I laughed and left, heading towards the direction of the next set of witches.

The Bo’ness Witches

I stopped where Tonya and Tanya told me to find the Bo'ness Witches. Can you spot how many toadstools are in this clump?

Well there are actually SIX.

Allegedly in 1679 Annabel Thomson, Margaret Pringle, Margaret Hamilton, William Craw, Bessie Yickar and a second Margaret Hamilton were stopped in a tollbooth at Borrowstounness. This a mouthful so it gets shortened to Bo'ness. They were charged with being witches.

They had been charged with renouncing their baptisms and eating, drinking, dancing AND fornicating with the devil!

"Hello are you the Bo'ness Witches?" I asked.

"Yes we are those bonnie wee lassies, well not William, but we are them, and I am Bessie" said the largest toadstool.

"But I heard that you were strangled at the stake" I said.

"They were nincompoops I tell you, if they burnt us at the stake like they normally did then we would be dead but noooo they tried to strangle us, thought we were dead and left us alone." said William.

"That was lucky!" I exclaimed.

"Their fault, but now that bloody Wizard Michael Scott knows we are alive and hunting us down, he is just jealous" added the second Margaret Hamilton.

TO BE CONTINUED

Do Morag and Shirley remind you of something?

I shall reveal what it is in tomorrows article, but it is believed that a certain monster type is descended from them according to Sir Michael Scott the wizard.

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Hahaha. Feels like I wanna meet the witches in person, but don't talk to them.

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3 years ago

I'd love to meet them witches, uncle Ed!

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3 years ago

They are not intimidating as mushrooms Mrs P hehe have a super Sunday!

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3 years ago

Those witches are cruel I don't wanna get close to them or even meet their eyes

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3 years ago

Yes best to avoid them at all costs ;)

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3 years ago

When Morag introduced herself there's this "I am Duncan McCloud of the clan McCloud" ringing in my head 😂

Too bad for the witches that Sir Michael Scott had some memory gaps hahaha. They deserve tho, for putting curses on people.

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3 years ago

hehe I am glad you like the introduction, it was a common thing to do like that years ago. Well The wizard hasn't forgotten everything though :)

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3 years ago

The unlucky wizards got covid too huh, I wonder if they have healing magic. Morag and Shirley are just cursing for their entertainment, why not use it to play with evil people? 😅

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3 years ago

Yes Sir Michael has long covid! As for Morag and Shirley they have cursed so many people that some evil ones were cursed to ;)

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3 years ago

yaaayy! the adventure started again. Those evil witches are so cruel, they really love to put curses on humans

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3 years ago

hehe a wee adventure starting again! Yes they are evil, their worst crimes I didn't even say hehe

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3 years ago

Ow wow. I haven't thought of the sequel till I read this. Those evil witches I won't even want to come across them.

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3 years ago

Yes they were naughty, big time!

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3 years ago

Common, please ask them why they love putting curses to people huhu. I don't wanna be curse by them 😭

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3 years ago

hehe anyone who loves Dafty, is safe!

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3 years ago

Yeeey 🤗

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3 years ago

I hope you are feeling a bit better today!

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3 years ago

That was one interesting read, to say the least. 😁

I love how creative you are implementing the things around you into the story. But I'm confused as to what are Tanya and Tonya? They look so interesting.

Anyway, I saw your post on noise which led me here. If it's okay with you, let connect on these two platforms 😁🤝

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Thank you. I like to make stories about what I see around me, usually animals and birds but this is about the Wizard, mushrooms and witches.

Tanya and Tonya are common puffballs, and their great grandfather had his own story as he was a dragon before the wizard turned him into a puffball haha

Yes, we shall connect, going to read you now!

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3 years ago

So many mushroom there kuya ed hehe. And those witches are not so good specially morag and shirley, if the Wizard find them they will surely burn into death. Morag mentioned about shapeshifter and I think their ancestors are one of those in mythical creatures.

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Oh you are getting the right idea wee one. Yes there were lots of different types of mushrooms, I left them all alone though as I don't know if they were edible or not!

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Better not to eat those hehez, I'm thinking of aswang haha but is there aswang there? Char

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shhh wee one, remember Morag and Shirley are born in 1042 ;) you are the only one who has said aswang hehe

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3 years ago

Welcome back Tito Ed!

"Morag" sounds hilarious to me, but kinda scary too, lol! Shirley doesn't ring a bell. And reading they love to put curses on people gives me goosies! I'd wait to read the continuation to understand the whole of it :D

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3 years ago

hehe Morag is quite funny ;) Yes, those curses aren't fun and the second part explains all!

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Waiting then :)

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3 years ago

hehe yes won't have to wait too long

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3 years ago

definitely yes I m awesome by this morning, your article was amazing, you got a lot of mushroom that were found in forest i think hahaha im not sure

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User's avatar Amz
3 years ago

Yes there are many different mushrooms here that I saw 😁🍄

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Ahh i see, mushrooms are good for our health

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User's avatar Amz
3 years ago

yes some good and some not so good for our health

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Ahh i see, thank you for the information but how did we know if this mushrooms are goid or bad for us?

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User's avatar Amz
3 years ago

Want to become witch hunters too haha like in the Movie "hansel and Gretel" I just find it cool bdw is it possible that there are some witches who are nice too?

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3 years ago

Oh yes there are some really good witches !

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3 years ago

I don't know, Morag and Shirley do look like creepy but can't figure out what they remind me of. The one that stuck in my mind is the shapeshifters which reminds me of the movie way back titled sky high. Looking forward for the continuation.

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I didn't want to give it away too easily, but if you think creepy you are getting on the right lines with folklore...

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Happy to see Eddie W is back with his brain magic machine. The Bo’ness really knew how to party, haha I wonder if all those names you came up with mean something.

Regarding Morag and Shirley? They don't remind me of anything. But I did a wee search and found that Morag is the name of a monster creature like Nessie, but that is supposed to live in the loch Morar. I don't know if that's what you're going to tell about. But I remember you wanted to write about the naughty witches for the prompt of myths and legends. ;)

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Actually Eliana you are right, Morag is named after the loch Morar Morag that is like Nessie, however not what they are famous for. Yes the next part is the part that will be in the prompt for myths and legends:)

The Bo'ness lot really were party animals, or at least that was there charges!

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3 years ago

I wanna join you and burn the witches master haha.

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3 years ago

haha my wee BC you would like that with an evil grin on your face!

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I would love thatttt master hahaha

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3 years ago

hehe I knew you would my wee BC, get the fires ready !

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3 years ago

Very funny Eddie. Just don’t burn the witches 😅

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oh it won't be me doing it Monika ;)

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3 years ago

You live in a scary neighbourhood hehehe

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hehe scary but fun though :)

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