Rather Rather Let's have it

Pulling this one out of the shelf. It is Wednesday. It has been raining all day. I have had too much of thinking (or trying) for the day so let us do this.

Pre picked these silly questions here : https://randomwordgenerator.com/would-you-rather-question.php and saved them to be answered for times like now - cold day, rain is pouring madly but not much ideas pouring in my head. Well there is but, that would involve a longer period of self-talk before I would be able to put it down in readable, human words. For now they are gibberish, blabber in my head - thought bubbles coming up and then popping- Poof! Goners!

Hello Wednesday... let's go!

1. Would you rather look and feel 20 years younger from the neck down or the neck up?

   Yikes. Lols. Did not see that coming. Tough question. My brain is refusing to function well. If I am younger from the neck down, it is not like I'd be flashing / flaunting that with an older face, right? Would you?

   Let me get back to this one later.

2. Would you rather lose all your teeth or lose all your hair?

   I have lost portions of my hair before and that is not a fun experience. Loosing all teeth will not be a fun experience either but at least I can get dentures.

   Yeah yeah... there's wig . but my hair, my say! SHOULD stay.

Wait... let me rethink this one, too.

1. Would you rather always be ten minutes late or an hour early?

   I have always been ten minutes late so let us try being early just for this time. Kidding. My Japanese boss always tells us, if you have an appointment at 9am and you came up showing at 9am, you are already late. Come earlier than your set appointment so you can still settle down.

   I'd go for an hour early.

   

   

2. Would you rather have neighbors who were noisy or neighbors who were nosy?

   Which one can I ignore? Horrific choices. Neither. Noisy neighbor I will pick noisy neighbors over nosy ones. I'll pad up my walls so I won't be able to hear them.

   Yes, yes, yes. That is right. That is what I'd do. Or pad their faces? Ah there's an idea.

3. Would you rather be seen as a person who always whines or as someone who is a bad person?

   I wanna be the bad person instead. Whiners get attention. I do not like attention that way. "Seen" as a bad person is still reversible once someone dares to get to know me.

   flips a pen knife so who wants to go first?

4. Would you rather date your best friend's sibling or have your best friend date your sibling?

   Both my siblings are married so this one's an easy one to answer. But then again my best friend's (the closest one now) sibling is also married. SAKLAUGH! - derived from Filipino word "saklap" meaning disappointing plus the english word laugh. so SAKLAUGH means a disappointed laugh though I meant it to mean : "That's terrible. Let's laugh about it."

5. Would you rather receive $500 each time you make someone laugh or $10

   That's a no brainer deal. Ok citizens of Read , support me on this. Please laugh. Did the person typing this question suddenly choked and clicked on submit button?

6. Would you rather receive a guaranteed $250

   against...? Bring it! Give it! no pair for a different scenario?

7. Would you rather get rid of 90% of your possessions or 10% of your friends?

   Getting rid of 90% of my possessions sure.

8. Would you rather live next to a graveyard or next to a haunted house?

   I'm afraid of neither one. So live me next to whichever. Besides, a bit of scaring yourself is fun every once in a while (.. woohoo I sound so super brave.. I can pull this one off!)

9. Would you rather be burned alive or buried alive?

   Painful slow death over slow death. Burry me alive. Oh then, cremate me.

10. Would you rather spend a week in the wilderness or one night in a haunted house?

    One night in the haunted house. Let us have a scream fest. It is good for the heart every once in a while. I can slap them ghosts right?

11. Would you rather have a free day off on Friday or Monday?

    Day off on Monday definitely. Friday already feels like a day off even with tons of work.

12. Would you rather have someone cheat on you or you cheat on someone and they find out?

    Do people who got caught cheating feel pain? At all? I have not tried that. Let us get caught cheating. Now how?

13. Would you rather kiss a random stranger on the mouth or use a family member's toothbrush?

    The family's toothbrush is just inside the house .. the stranger who I'd probably dare kiss will be that irresistible and "probably won't see again " guy.. so let's do that. This question will get me killed with covid.

14. Would you rather have free coffee or free ice-cream for the rest of your life?

    Free coffee!! I will just look for a friend who chose free ice cream so we can swap every once in a while.

15. Would you rather always have to tell the truth or never be able to speak again?

    It would be fun to be telling the truth always and see what cracking damage it will do. All secrets out. hahaha

Good rainy evening people of the Read world! Easing down a bit to an easy read.

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