I am too sexy to be 40! Naughty Q's
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This article is not suitable for minors and lalo na hindi pwede sa mga single, char! Read at your own risk!
As I was reading articles this morning, I saw @Micontingsabit's article, a very naughty one. It was like Boy Abunda's fast talk wherein you'll answer the question without even thinking deeply or the first thing that would come to your mind will be your answer. Her version is kinda naughty and I love everything about her answer. I have been meaning to do a similar thing before but I was worried that I might break some law. But since she started it, I will now share my naughtiness, lol! This is also very timely because Valentine's day is fast approaching.
So let's get naughty!
Loveless marriage or s3xless marriage
I can't say that I would go for loveless marriage because that would be so boring but marriage without s3x is boring too. So I don't know, can we add another option,like marriage with full of s3x? HAHAHA!
Committed to a relationship or friends with benefits?
I always love commitment so I would go for the first one BUT if ever I am single, friends with benefits is also fine with me.
Accidentally send nudes to a stranger or your parents
Never and not ever. Oh my gosh, that would be so humiliating. Baka itali ako sa langgaman ng Mama ko. That would totally haunt them forever.
Comfy clothes or sexy clothes to bed
Sexy clothes, just like Micontingsabit's answer, making my husband happy in bed is my goal, char!
Quickie or an all-night escapade
All-night escapade!🤣Walang thrill kapag quickie!
Top or bottom
Top! I love to be always in control*wink*
Flirty or funny
I can do both
Good morning text or good night text
both
Kissed goodbye or left to sleep
kissed goodbye, I find it more romantic.
Shower together or apart
Together! Ang sarap sa feeeeeels...........ng may tagahilod, hahaha!
Read 50 Shades of Grey or watch 50 Shades of Grey
Watch! Walang thrill kapag binabasa. Mas okay yun watch kasi may action, hahaha!
Lights on or off
Lights on because I want to see the merchandise🤣.
Kinky or romantic s3x
To be honest, I don't know what kinky s3x means until now, I googled it, lol! So my answer would be romantic sex but if given a chance, I would love to do the kinky,hahaha! talandi amp!
S3xt or Zoom s3x
I have done s3xt before but not zoom s3x. No for zoom s3x.
Vocal in bed or keeps it in
Vocal like I said, I want to be in cotrol.
Kiss in public or private
Private but if it's just a smack or peck on the lips, it's okay in public.
Jealous hardworking partner or lazy trusting partner
I think I can work with jealous hardworking partner that the lazy yet trusting. The thing that I hate the most in a guy is being lazy, like seriously, you have to work your ass off and not just waiting to be fed.
Sneeze every time you orga$m or orga$m every time you sneeze
1st - blue balls
2nd - weird
I don't know what blue balls means so I would go with weird, hahaha!
Happy five-year relationship or a one-night stand with your celebrity crush
Kung si Lee Minho naman ang ka one-night stand eh go for gold na ako, hahaha!
Do it every day of the week no matter what or just once a month
Every day! But because of my health, three times a week will do, hahaha!
Just for the time being, I block my daughter and have no plans of unblocking her until this article would be covered by articles, hahaha!
I challenge @Ruffa, @Lhes, @Usagi, and @OfficialGamboaLikeUs to do the fast talk! I am looking forward to reading Ruffa's answer, hahaha!
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Date Published: February 4, 2022
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Sasali pa ba ako momshie? hahaha lol grabe ang sexy! 🤣