Fast talk - Naughty Qs
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Everyone is familiar with Boy Abunda's famous Fast talk wherein he throws 2 options, could be a situation, things or person and then you need to answer within seconds. Just answer without even thinking deeply or more like a would you rather questions.
Thanks to @bbyblacksheep for the listing naughty questions, I needed to stay up for a couple of hours more before I change my Lil B's diaper. Reading the article is just what I needed to keep myself up, entertained for an hour more.
**But Lil B cried so I fell asleep too*
By the way, these are R-18 questions so if you are a minor or not interested in this topic, you have a chance to get out or stop reading this article hahahaha!
Let's get it on!
Loveless marriage or s3xless marriage
I cannot imagine marriage without love, but marriage can still work even without s3x. Take note, still. So yeah, I'll go with s3xless marriage.
Committed in a relationship or friends with benefits?
Of course I'd rather be committed in a relationship, if and only if! I have a partner. Char! There's nothing wrong with fooling around, just make sure that you are not hurting other people and take responsibility of yourself and your actions. *wink*
Accidentally send nudes to a stranger or your parents
Accidentally send nudes to a stranger. I cannot take my parents see a nude image of me, that's something that they cannot unsee. O.O
Comfy clothes or sexy clothes to bed
Sexy clothes to bed. I want to do my duty as a wife to my husband hihihi.
Quickie or an all-night escapade
A quickie is okay, but if I have time I'd go for all-night escapade hahaha!
top or bottom
Topz
Flirty or funny
Funny
Good morning text or good night text
Good morning text. I'd nice to know that you are the first thing they think of every day.
Kissed goodbye or left to sleep
Kissed good bye. hihi
Shower together or apart
together syempre. hihihih
Read 50 Shades of Grey or watch 50 Shades of Grey
I am not a reader so I'll watch
Lights on or off
Lights off, I have insecurities especially after I gave birth so... :)
Kinky or romantic s3x
Romantic when you are looking for your special someone, Kinky kapag hindi hahahaha
S3xt or Zoom s3x
I can work on either hahahhaa!
Vocal in bed or keeps it in
Vocal. It's nice to see someone's having a good time.
Kiss in public or private
Private
Jealous hardworking partner or lazy trusting partner
Whoa. I hate being accused of something I am not and I hate lazy partner. UGH. I think I can work on having jealous hardworking partner.
Sneeze everytime you orga$m or orga$m everytime you sneeze
1st - blue balls
2nd - weird
I'll go with 2nd hahha
Happy five-year relationship or a one-night stand with your celebrity crush
I'd rather go for long term, so yeah, a happy 5year relationship.
Do it every day of the week no matter what or just once a month
I am an active person. Active in different ways, I have so much energy in my body that I have to release. So yeah, I can do it every day of the week. My bestfriend also finds it funny when I say that but I hope it's still the same after I gave birth ahahaha.
Huhu I miss my husbaaaaaaaan huhu.
Now it's time to share yours. Char, or not. :) just be entertained. hahahaha!
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Thank you for the tag Micontingsabit and nice meeting you. 😊
Kaya pala proud sayo si Usagi dahil Topz ka. Apir for either s3xt and Zoom s3xt! Hahahaha. Parang mas ok pa nga yung Zoom kasi in s3xt parang pwede ka pa magpretend that you are "awouse" even if you aren't. Wait, di ko nagets yung bluee balls with the sneeze.