Twenty Naughty Secret Questions Answered for Valentine's Day.
Image Source. https://www.pexels.com/photo/beautiful-woman-hugging-a-man-5493194/ I came across @TengoLoTodo 's post and saw his funny responses to the naughty questions and told him I would try it out. You can read about his entry here. https://read.cash/@TengoLoTodo/twenty-naughty-secrets-answered-for-valentines-day-97918dc7 So, let's get down to brass tacks... **1. Would you rather be in a loveless marriage or a sexless marriage?** Both are situations no one should ever be in because they are both important but we know that we have situations where people don't have to be in love to enjoy sex, so, IF I have to choose, I would rather want a sex-filled marriage. So, loveless marriage it is but please, don't take away the sex part. **2. Would you rather be in a committed relationship or be friends with benefits?** I've always been a good boy o hahahaha so, let me go with a committed relationship. Every relationship I've had, I've always been committed to it, even with my friends. Even if I choose friends with benefits, I would still be committed to it π€£π€£π. Commitment and I, we are 5&6. **3. Would you rather have sex βin publicβ or in a secret hiding place?** I've never been a public kind of guy and I hardly go out unless it's necessary. I would prefer the secret hiding place where I can explore and have no eyes staring at me. Except I am getting paid, I don't think I want to do it ever in the public. Let me respect myself small. **4. Would you rather be naked or wear full-coverage underwear?** I remembered when I was in my first year at the University, everyone would be in boxer shorts and singlet and I would be fully clothed. They had to come and peep at me inside the bathroom to be sure I have a functioning organ down there because I even dress to sleep. I am not a fan of exposing my body so I would go with full clothing. **5. Would you rather get nudes or send nudes?** Both are great πππ€£πππ€£ and I've given and received them many years ago too but there is something about getting... I would love to get it... unexpectedly too. It tickles... π **6. Would you rather have a quickie or an all-night escapade?** Quickie is great especially when you are both pressed for time but I've always preferred an all-night escapade. Let's both get tired and be useless the next morning π€£π€£ππ€£π **7. Would you rather be on top or bottom?** It's good when you are on top, as you can control your actions...but still... I am all for female empowerment where men would let women control things and be in charge, so, I would prefer to be under...let her drive me to that land. **8. Would you rather read 50 Shades Of Grey or watch 50 Shades Of Grey?** I think I like both because I like working my imagination with reading but in this case, I would love to watch it instead...who knows where it might lead me. **9. Would you rather we sext or Zoom sex?** I am good with my words, I believe so, as I've been told many times and sexting seem cool as you have time to work your imagination but for this one, let me go with Zoom sex... Let's both see how naughty we are and with words. I can't hear sounds through texts. **10. Would you rather know my romantic fantasy or tell me yours?** A lot of people know that I love asking questions and before you would have asked me anything, I would have asked you tons of questions. So, I would rather love to know your romantic fantasy so I can get lost in it. **11. Would you rather have someone who is vocal in bed or who likes to keep it in?** I've experienced both instances and I would rather prefer someone vocal. Scream my name, let me know I am doing a good job and if you are quiet, it would make me want to always do more... **12. Would you rather get spanked or do the spanking?** I have a soft bum, please... No touching... I would rather spank instead. **13. Would you rather Instagram Live every argument we have or never use the internet again?** I don't fancy arguments and try to stay away as much as I can. If I have to Instagram Live every argument just know that, it's a battle that can't be won against me because I always observe every aspect of things before speaking and I always have answers for everything. Of course, I want to use the internet again. **14. Would you rather spit or swallow?** I believe the ladies can answer this better. Next? **15. Would you rather be cheated on by a partner, or cheat on a partner?** I would rather be cheated on πππ€£π because I trust my ability to forgive the person eventually but I don't trust the ability of the other person if the table turns. It might take a while but I would let it go and forgive you but I would still jokingly taunt you over the years, so get ready. **16. Would you rather be restrained or do the restraining?** 50 Shades of Grey things. Nah... I don't want any. It's sex, not war. No violence, please. **17. Would you rather suck at foreplay or suck at sex?** I interpreted this as would you rather be terrible at foreplay or terrible at sex. Ah... Foreplay is important...it.sets the mood for the sex part. I don't want to be terrible at both... I am good at both... I can't pick, sorry. I've been told I have magic hands and mouth πππ why would I now pick? NADA. **18. Would you rather be horny 24/7 or only one day of the year?** One day a year? Nah. I want to be horny 24/7 because I rarely get tired. I can remember many years ago when I had sex every day for a whole month... No spacing. I didn't know how I survived it but she cooked so well too, so... I was good. **19. Would you rather make love by a roaring fire or on the beach to the sound of the surf?** Roaring fire? I don't like anything that threatens o... I would rather go with the beach. Let the sound of the surf drown the subtle sound of ours as it would drown her screams too...since it's just for my ears only. **20. Would you rather touch yourself in private or in the presence of your significant other?** Sharing is caring... In the presence would be nice... What's there to hide anyway? If you judge me based on this, well... That's left to you o πππ€£ππ€£. It's good to be naughty sometimes and have fun...still won't change who I am anyway. I would love to read entries from others too and if you've made your entry before now, kindly leave your link in the comment section. I would love to read it. And if you are making yours, I don't mind being tagged. Tag me so I can get notified to read it. My notifications are always on fire but I would sort it out and find your post. *Thank you for your time.* Kindly follow me on **Noise.Cash**... I am trying to engage more with people and connect with everyone with this account. I look forward to seeing you there... You can say hello to me there so we can get familiarized as well. Click here. https://noise.cash/u/Olasquare
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How can I unread this, lol. Sincerely l'm basically laughing my hearts out reading this ππ... This is so crazy and lovely at the same time.. the part where you were told you are good with both hands and tongue π got me and many more . But I won't judge you just like that, being naughty has nothing to do with I'm a good person, bla bla π
Hmmmm... Guess who enjoys being naughty.... Lol!
Hahaha..well I wouldn't have to shy away from it.. I've got blood running through my veins, I can't help it π
Hmmm...bad girl... this is the part where I act like I nothing about what you're referring to.
Lmao! Kris... Does she look like banana? Do you find her a-peel-ing? π€£ππ€£
She's a friend whom I tease her daily on WhatsApp.... She can't do half of what she says... na mouth she get.. π
Chris!!.. .. i thought we both agreed to keep your secrets, why are you turning it on me? π¬
Don't mind him, I'm a born ready banana that loves to be peeled..π and of cause he finds me so appealing π€€
I feel you. Your head is there. πππ€£ππ€£
Come on Ola, let's leave this young kid out of this and speak using the adult words π
Louder, Kris π€£π€£π
πππ€£ππππ€£ go easy on me na. Have mercy.
@Balikis doesn't know you're married and whatever you do is totally legal whether tongue or hands.. lol.. Lemme come and be going..
Why'd you have to ruin the fun?.. this is totally not fairπ£
So Mr. Olasquare would like someone to scream his name... haha... bad man in the building!
Hahahaha it's like fuel to keep digging πππ
Lol come to think of it your my name sake, we both have the ola and this is the exact answer I will give to this questions ππ... This one is more funny than I expected...
π€£π€£πππ€£π thank you so much.
interesting questions are very good to talk with your partner or when you are meeting someone
Thank you.
Olasquare, ekun! I know you will be bad in that aspect π€£π€£π€£ It's alright. I will keep this for future reference π€£π€£ That screaming part would be *"Ola, go harder, give it to me more"* with sweet moan π π π
Princess o πππ€£πππ you are badder than me ππ€£π. Harder she said πππ€£ππ€£
π π π Am I not right?
Lol! This got me howling with laughter. Naughty!
πππ Don't mind me Article
What's the point of marriage when it's loveless, at a point in time it becomes a toxic marriage. I don't really see the point also in a relationship that isn't based on love but to ease one's sexual desire, so a big no to friends with benefits.
Absolutely... I would prefer to have both the love and the sex too...
This is awesome.π I also did this a few days ago. I like your answers! π
Care to share the link to yours? Would love to read it.
https://read.cash/@Jelena/psst-random-naughty-questions-591ebd68 I had fun writing this π
This is strictly not for underage, easy dude! There are children around here. πππ
π€£π€£ππ€£ππ I am sorry. I should have warned you all.
Yeah, you should haveππππ
OMG, i did answer some of this questions a week ago because I was tagged, but if not I won't answer thisππ. Mine were just few and I admire you courage to answer those naughty questions detailedπ. Now the wholesome image of your on my head was replace to a naughty oneπ. I had read a lot of articles too and I discover most ladies want to be on topπ. And yeah why chose quickie if you can have all night! https://read.cash/@Lhes/getting-out-of-my-shell-0c18fab5
Hahahaha you replaced my image to naughty hahaha. I am in for it already πππ€£π€£. I will surely read this right away.
It was so TMI Ola π, I didn't expect you actually to write an article like this
Lmao. One naughtiness a year shouldn't hurt me, my friend ππππ
Hahha no worries Ola, should I look forward for this kind of genreπ. Everyone have that naughtiness hehe.
Hehe, I would rather on the top cause I'm the driver hehe, Ola! You've got me here when I click my notification.
π€£π€£π€£ππ€£π€£π€£πππππ thank you.
Wahhhh, I can't stop laughing here hahahaha. You made me laugh so hard so early this morning, Ola. π
π€£π€£π€£ππ€£π€£ I am glad I did. Good morning, my friend.
Zoom sex nii. I will travel miles for real one. π
Oh my.. I think I can't answer these questions π€£π€£
Ok, I'm leaving silently. I have seen nothing but read many secrets. Happy Valentine's Day with these secrets.
Hahahhah that was ridiculous and funny πππ
These are really funny questions and entertaining enough answers :D
A brave soldier!! I get the invitation for answering but I can't say this all publicly . But you rocked with your on the line of fire answers. ππ
Now I'm also laughing by your answers Hahaha sharing is care pshhh HAHAHHAHA omygosh I can't help myself but to laugh while reading this.
This is very interesting and funny π as for that question about cheating or being cheated on, I also will prefer to be cheated on and it's not because I can forgive the person but it's because I would have seen it coming already, I always assume someone will cheat. As for cheating on a partner, that one is dangerous because some people don't take that likely. I once dated a girl that told me she shattered bottle on the head of the last guy she dated because she caught him cheating π
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