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dumb and wealthy or smart and broke partner, which would you pick? Hello everyone, how was your Sunday? Right now I am in a tough battle with sleep and I know it's going to win but I just hope I can finish this article before that ๐Ÿ˜†. For some days now, my sleep routine has been seriously messed up and yesterday was even worse cause I slept around 3am and has to wake up by 6am to get ready for church (just 3 hours of sleep!). I have to make up for it by sleeping early today, and by early I mean midnight ๐Ÿ˜†. Anyways, my brain is very foggy right now and I can't think of a proper article to write, so I just went through my arsenal of random articles and prompts and I picked the one I came across on @Aimure article some days back (**here it is**) So, let's get to it https://read.cash/@Aimure/me-and-my-partner-0073bc93)

**Image source** Would you rather your partner be a great cook and messy around the house or a horrible cook but neat? I am very lazy when it comes to housecleaning and I will rather cook than sweep the house, I actually find cooking fun. So, I will rather have a partner that's a horrible cook but neat, at least I will have to do the cooking seeing as I am a good cook. But another thing to consider is if I will even have the time to cook, which means we will probably have to eat outside sometimes or order food to be delivered to us at home, but I will still cook whenever I have time for it. Would you rather be balding but in shape or overweight with a full head of hair? If I have to sacrifice all the hair on my head just so that I can be in shape and not overweight, I will gladly do it, it's a small price to pay. I used to be overweight when I was a kid and I hated it a lot but luckily for me, I lost a lot of those weight after I made a few changes in my lifestyle Would you rather be with someone who snores loudly or has bad breath? Loud snoring can be pretty irritating but bad breath is even worse ๐Ÿ˜†. At least I have a bit of control over the snoring and I can tune it out with headphones, but how do you counter bad breath? ๐Ÿค” You will have to cover your nose but there are some bad breaths than are very powerful and even when you stop breathing, you can still perceive it ๐Ÿ˜‚ Would you rather be with a partner who never shaves or one who never cut's their toenails? This one is quite easy, what am I going to do with their toenails? (unless you have a foot fetish ๐Ÿ˜‰). I hardly pay attention to that part of the body because it's way down on the floor but a person who never shaves is a major red flag and a huge turn-off. Aside from the fact that it's very unsanitary, it's also very irritating to look at. Would you rather your partner have a tattoo of their ex or have to tell your parents you met on Tinder? Personally, having a tattoo of your ex is already taboo to me, I am going to be seeing it all the time and it's definitely going to be a turnoff. So I will rather pick the second option, and it's even good coz my parents don't even know what is tinder ๐Ÿ˜† Would you rather have a partner who hates pets or loves them more than you? Why will anybody even hate pets, that is already a bad sign. I can live with a partner that loves their pet more than I, but that can be dangerous because she might just murder me in my sleep because I gave something to one of her pets that made it sick ๐Ÿ˜† Would you rather your partner be dumb and wealthy or a smart broke one? I can't be with a person that is dumb, it means I can't have an intelligent conversation with them, it's a huge turnoff. I will pick the smart and broke one, I will just have to make the money for the both of us ๐Ÿ˜ and since she's smart, she is likely going to get a job later on. Would you rather share a toothbrush with your partner or have to wear your partner's underwear? This question is very nasty, especially the part about sharing a toothbrush, that's very disgusting. Wearing my partner's underwear is also disgusting, but I feel it's the lesser evil in this scenario. Just a quick question about the underwear, is it going to be clean? I think the question is tailored towards dirty underwear and I feel it's still better than sharing a toothbrush Would you always sweat profusely when talking to your partner or constantly forget what you were going to say? This is a very difficult one but I will have to go with sweating profusely coz I can control that one using fans and air-conditioning. Meanwhile, always forgetting what I am about to say is heading towards the field of neuroscience, it might even mean it's a mild dementia ๐Ÿ˜ And that's it! It is always fun answering questions like this, it helps a lot when it comes to dealing with writer's block. **Thanks for reading ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–** **Sunday May 22, 2022**

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