Me And My Partner
There has hardly been power for today, so my phone has been down for most of the day, thus I haven't really had the time to write an article, so I am pulling this our from the shelf. Go the questions from GarrethGrey's article weeks ago and I liked the question as I found them funny and interesting too. Who knows, maybe I'll find the perfect match for me π. If you're reading this, don't be scared to tell me how you feel. π
Let's get down to business, shall we?
Would you rather your partner be a great cook and messy around the house or a horrible cook but neat?
Okay, I like food and I also like neatness and orderliness so this is a hard one. Thus, my mind is trying to weigh both up with a learning scale. Which would be easier to learn? Tidying up or cooking? Also, it is easier for me to pay someone to tidy up than to pay someone to cook for me. So I'd rather my partner a good cook and messy. I believe we'll compliment each other better that way. Hey, that doesn't mean I am a terrible cook π. But I am more inclined to tidy up and put everything in order than cooking if I am being honest. π
Would you rather be balding but in shape or overweight with a full head of hair?
Well, at the moment I have a full hair, and that is a trait I got from my mom's gene pool. I would definitely choose to be bald and in shape. I hear bald hair is the new cool after all, how would you like to rub my hair, sorry head πππ. Bald and sexy please. ππ
Would you rather be with someone who snores loudly or has bad breath?
LoL. Please be a snorer, there are noise cancellation headphones for this kind of things, menthols are not as efficient. Both are actually what one's senses can get used to, but I'd rather want to get used to her snoring than her bad breathe. The mouth is a very important π.
Would you rather be with a partner who never shaves or one who never cut's their toenails?
Since it's just to nails, I can deal with that. I can't imagine being with someone who keeps bushy hair in all the wrong places. Plus, I find that a turn off and poor personal hygiene. For the toenails, I can cut that myself as I give her a foot rub. Yea, I can be romantic like that. π
Would you rather your partner have a tattoo of their ex or have to tell your parents you met in Tinder?
Kindly tell me parents we met on Tinder. After all, I can just tell them Tinder is a seminar organised by one company π π . I am not condemning having a tattoo of your ex, we all do irrational things now and then. It only actually becomes irrational when you two don't end up spending your life together. But of the two, I'll pick Tinder even if my parents know what Tinder is.
Would you rather have a partner who hates pets or Love's them more than you?
Well, I am not particularly keen on cats but if she loves dogs more than I love them, I have no problem with that. Simply means we'd likely get a pet π. Long as it isn't jealous of our love, it can stay. LoL.
Would you rather your partner be dumb and wealthy or a smart broke one?
First of, who came up with this question?? ππ What is dumb and what is smart? If she is my partner, then I don't think she's dumb. But she can be wealthy or broke, it doesn't really matter. There are speculations that children get their intelligence from their mother, so this is quite a difficult one for me. But I also believe you can raise geniuses too. I believe I'll be rich enough for two, so smart and broke. That she's broke now doesn't mean she'll be forever yeah? So for the sake of answering the question, smart and broke because I don't think I can fall for someone who is dumb.
Would you rather share a toothbrush with your partner or have to wear your partner's underwear?
Let me start with EWWWW. ππ If I am wearing my partner's underwear, that means it is clean and has been washed. For me, that seems more likely than sharing a toothbrushπ¬π¬π π . I know you're thinking: "but you can kiss her, why can't you share a toothbrush" let me say that when you're about to kiss someone, hormones in your brain have impaired normal brain function ππ. So, you're only concerned about the pleasure and feeling at that moment and nothing else. But being conscious and using someone else's toothbrush. Nah, let me wear your underwear please. ππ
Would you always sweat profusely when talking to your partner or constantly forget what you were going to say?
Bought could be as a result of anxiety disorderππ. Again, who came up with this question?? I am imagining both cases if I have to talk to my partner for 4/5hrs straightππ. I'll practically have a change of clothes like every hour if I was sweating profusely. Not sure which is better though as I scale one to be just as bad as the other. But since I have to choose, I will go with forgetting what I want to say. Can just write it down before hand I guess. Or we move to cold places like Norway so I don't sweat?? Hahaha.
That would be all for now. It was fun answering these questions. If you find them fun, feel free to answer them too.
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π€£π€£πππ I love how you picked the lesser one with headaches than the others. Bad breathe is a no no... And the bald and sexy got me rolling hahahaha. Cooking can always be messy and complimenting each other is the key.