If movies were real

25 April 2022

I am a great lover of movies and tv series; basically anything watchable and so over the years after seeing quite a number of movies I discovered that I am often left with a random thought of certain characters in the movie when I assume it is real life.

Let me explain sometimes you seeing a movie and it looks so real then you start to ask yourself what if this what real life what would have happens to this person or the other person. I get thoughts like this all the time which is pretty weird because I know of course it is just acting but still .. okay take for example.

Bodyguards who get killed when the Hero infuriate a villain base.

Especially those who are killed without them seeing the attack or killed by accidents. Like what if it was real life so you are telling me that a person who has lived over 30+ years on this earth is just going to die for another man’s sin just like that… like an insert. It’s funny ..or those times in movies when..

The villain boss gets really angry and kills one of his thugs

You must have seen a movie where the villain boss is a psycho, they usually all are and then he is probably every angry that he lost his money or some valuable item and in the heat of a raging moments he takes the gun and kills a random thug member of his own.

I am always like “Bro why? He didn’t even do anything wrong to you why end his life just like that”. If that were real life is that how the person’s life will just end like that because the boss was angry.😂

Other times it is movies about lost islands or lost treasures. The heroes in the movie usually end up realizing that treasure of golds or money is not the money important thing and so in the end they let the gold or whatever treasure they went in search of in the first place which almost cost them their life .. go just like that.. and I am like

“Really? Why go through all the stress and nearly even die and not go home with the gold” well I guess it is because it is a movie.

The one that gets me the most is superheroes movies.

“Fighting and destroying the city to save the same city”

If that were real life are you telling that the government would have to rebuild whatever this super heroes destroy every time there is a fight with villains. Just imagine if that were a Nigerian city like Lagos .Let me pause there 😂.

Do you ask yourself what superheroes in movies do in real life apart from the superhero work or when they finally defeat the villain boss how do they live a normal life( of course they can’t) what about the ones that wear costumes, do they like say “ hey wait before we go out there I have to put on my superhero costume”.😂😂

How about fight scenes

The hero fights with a lot of bad guys and doesn’t seem to die but the bad guys are quick to die when the hero attacks them once. What if it was real life won’t all the villain just focus all their attack on the hero from all corners I bet he won’t be able to defeat them.

Forgive me 😂😂 I don’t know why I am having these thoughts of relating movies to real life I guess sometimes the real world is a bit too rusty we usually just need an escape every now and then.. and what is the greatest escape from the real world ? Movies and music at least for me.

Thanks for reading all my rants about movies and what not, please be safe and stay happy.

The jumper.

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