Dear, RandomRewarder my ❤️

You are the most random guy I know, some users complain when you are ignoring them and rejoice when you pay a visit. Nobody knows how to impress you because sometimes our not so good articles will give a tingling sensation to you that you will give us 3 to 4 pages of notification while some of our article that was made thoroughly will not receive any form you, you are the best description of random you know that? Ah yes, your name is random that made sense.

It's been how many days I am waiting for you dear, you know recently the market is bloody red, my portfolio is bleeding and you? You ignore me too, ouch! I am bleeding more, I know you paid a visit to others but please come to me and don't forget about me, will you?

Since the day you were born, we users are clueless about how to catch your attention and impress you so you will pay a visit every day. You have written your full guide on how to get your attention but sometimes all of it is not working.

You gave me different emotions since the beginning of your existence.

• You gave me joy

Nothing can explain how much joy you gave to me especially if you gave me $10 or more in one article only, I felt so happy that sometimes I post it on my day on Facebook. I felt like I was given a precious gift from a loving grandpa 😂. People will be wowed at my post, and I am very proud like a child showing a star to their parents. Felt like I am Spongebob holding a rainbow.

• You gave me excitement

Oh! I felt so excited every time you gave me a pile of notification that you pay a visit to my articles, I giggle every time you do that, I felt like a teenager who received a big wink from a crush 😍

• You gave me sadness and loneliness

You know, I felt so sad when you forget me for how many days. I felt so lonely every time I visit the site when you are nowhere to be found. I felt like you are ghosting me, a lady that was left by her lover for no reason 😭. What's hurt me more is when you ignore me when the market is crashing, I felt like I was double killed, ouch! 😤

• You give me hope and aspirations

Every time you pay a visit to me, you just don't give me the money you also give me hope and aspirations. Hope for a brighter future and aspirations to do more good, to write more on quality than quantity. Aspirations to inspire my fellow that we should write more on quality because there is a guarantee that life is easy yeah! Just kidding, there is a guarantee that you will reward us decently.

All those emotions I encountered are real like I was touched by a real human, not by a robot. I know this is lame because you can't understand since you are only artificial intelligence but I am having this feeling that sometimes you are a human. I just want you to know how I feel but giving up is not my forte, so I will wait until you come back and make love to me, uh this sounds odd, I will wait for you until you give love to me 😍, sounds better. But please don't let me be like that in the photo below 🙏

So ladies, don't be so choosy if you don't want to be like her 😂 make your standard reachable by human beings lol.

Yours Truly,

@Eybyoung

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