Oh Rusty
Hello friends and readers. I was kind of busy yesterday. The first thing on the agenda was taking my son to a high school basketball scrimmage game. After that I did get around to mowing and raking the yard. I was going to go fishing as well but I decided not to. Also a bonfire didn't happen because of the wind. Here is the last one I did a few months back.
No secret what my topic is about today. I feel like letting go today with some comic relief. I hope I can generate some laughs out of you. I'm going to imagine some things about our little green friend. Maybe at the end I will stand up to him. Height wise Im pretty sure I tower over him 🤣 I'm assuming he's a metal robot standing about 1 meter in height.
What I think Rusty eats
I can imagine he eats the basic three square meals: breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Maybe after dinner he decides he needs dessert. Let's start with breakfast first. I can see him eating pancakes in the form of a track & field discus with syrup as anti freeze. I'm sure sausage links would be two spark plugs. He has to wash it down with a cup of Joe, oh a used can filled with some warm engine oil.
Lunch for the green one you ask. A sandwich of course, maybe he carries it with him in a tool box. He sinks his teeth into two slim bricks with a creamy wet mix of cement in between. Well he needs a bag of chips to go with it. He pulls a bag of single chain links from his tool box. A drink to boot, I think it comes in the form of some heet. Don't drink too many we don't need you to pass out.
Well when he's busy I bet he works up an appetite for a large dinner. I can see him eating some turkey, perhaps a small engine from a lawn mower. He is crazy if thinks he's using my fine carving knives. I'll let him use my blow torch as I stand back for safety. Potatoes go well with turkey so maybe a steel ball, he can figure out how to mash them. Some grease over all of it like gravy. Maybe some fine wine to accompany his meal, he can afford some gas!!
Ok dessert time for our little green friend. I can see him digging into ice cream. I see a bucket of paint, no surprises green is his favorite kind.
Rest room time
You see Rusty doesn't wear pants like you and me. One has to think there is a relief valve to open the hatch on his back side right? Does he drop shiny particles or is this his source of generating BCH? I'm not sure and I'll give him some privacy. After all it's against man code for taking a peak. Hey if it's BCH we need to make sure to keep feeding him right?
Work schedule
Ever wonder what hours he might work. Is the artificial intelligence bot on a continuous 24/7 shift? Is he more than one and works according to our geographic location? All I know is he is often late showing up to my pad. Is he tardy to me or is he off work when I'm awake? He mostly shows up multiple times but at weird hours. So maybe he is on some sort of shift.
Me and Rusty
Okay I'll ask our inspirational friend some questions. Why do you you skip my friend's post? Really they all our appreciative of your support and do miss you. You not like to feel thier love? Why is it you upvote less on really good articles? Come on, some people put a lot of effort putting out their content, show yourself!! How come I see large upvotes on boring topics that gander little or zero comments? Maybe it's your way for feeling bad for them. I feel we battle sometimes, you win and I win. Why is it when I upvote large you sometimes don't show? I wonder if it's because you fear me or maybe you don't like finishing less than first. Oh did I just hear a chirp in the distance, is that you?
To the Ring
Alright me and you gloves off. Oh wait!! Your comprised of metal let's put them back on. Alright let's get into the boxing ring. You may have me in power because of your mechanically composition. I believe I got you in reach, speed, and agility. Sorry but I think your speed and agility is that of a garbage can on wheels. I don't like how your height and reach is at my waste level. No low blows please no need to jeopardize my man hood and hear me scream like a little school aged girl.
Ding, Ding 🔔!! I'm thinking by best course of action is to do what Muhammad Ali did so well, "Float like a butterfly sting like a bee." It serves me well but I get a little over confident and decide to go into close quarters. Rusty hits me with a couple of hip shots and I feel the blows. After only three of them his gloves are already ripped. I connect with a good right hook to his head. His head spins in two rotations as steam pours out of his ear vents. I make eye contact with him to see the red eyes get even darker. Oh I angered him now. He throws and hits me below the belt. I fall to me knees and use all 5 minutes to recover from the penalty. I was wearing a steel nut cup but the pain was still very high. The referee warns him and tells me I can use a one-time weapon the next round. I get up and the bell sounds and we go back to our respective corners.
I get back to my corner and reach into a bag I brought with me. I pull out a sledge hammer and look over at Rusty. I see him shaking from side to side and notice a pile of BCH coins underneath him. Oh Rusty, you just coined yourself!! His corner throws in the towel and there you have it I win via TKO.
That's it folks for today's article. I hope Rusty sees this as fun and doesn't penalize me 🤣 If not hopefully your laughter was worth it. Take care, be safe, and enjoy your day. Love you all ❤️
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Oh gosh it's really funny I am thinking that how rusty can eat anything and could wear anything like us 😂