How to deal with Marites

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In this world there are different types of people, there are people who thinks their own life and there are people who loves to talk other people's life, they are originally called gossipers but the changes happen and due to evolution of chismiss, the races of this entities spread across thecoutnry and they already establish a community called Marites. It's a term short for Mare anong chismis,this term was formed last 2021 and their population really known by many people.

Some people are taking it as fun to the point that thereare lots of memes about Marites and even those with Marites name cannot escape the hype, sometimes those with name marites are questioned about recent news that they heard. Welcome to the Philippines which Marites are everywhere, you can see them everywhere, in the street, in the road, at mall, at grocery store and even offices, there are lots of marites.

Goggle

I think they are the spies that transported on this planet to invade and dominate humanity by getting late rnews about people and knowing their everyday routine. Marites are very informative to the point that they knew the life of a certain person. They are truly fascinating to see since they are so good as Detective when it comes to searching information and vulgar the secrets.

It's in Filipino culture that people are gathering outside the house due to boredom and start talking with neighbors, there's no good topic to talk with except the latest news in surrounding like gossips about a neighbor's daughter that suspected as pregnant since the belly is already big. Marites are really good at spreading fake rumors to the point that you didn't know your already a celebrity in your barangay due to fake news that was spread about you.

Other people will just believe it and start asking you if your truly pregnant,it will make you upset since you have clean and good reputation in your barangay but in an instant it ruined due to fake rumor spread by Marites about you. We can't avoid those kind of people that spreading gossips but there are ways on how to deal with them.

Approach them and talk them in Sarcastic way

There's nothing more exciting to approach those marites that talk behind you, you don't have to confront nor fight with them. You just need to walk slowly towards them and I'm sure they are having chitchat that time. Smile on them and ask them calmly about the news you've heard that they are the one who spread gossips about you.

I know that they will lie on you about 3hat you've heard that's why you need to calm yourself. Share some sarcastic words to them like there's a place in hell which serve for those who seeped gossips and heard a news that there's already a law that will punish those people who spread fake rumors about a certain individual. Maybe that time they will realize the things they are doing who ruins people's reputation and life.

Give them a Bars

Another things to do to deal with Marites is to give a bars on them, one of the best way to give them a bars is to join them in their conversation and just listen to them, I know that they will share on you the things happening on surrounding like they notice that Aling Janice family had a renovation in their house, buy their own car and seems like succesful.

Those marites will start talking about aling Janice saying that the money might came from illegal activities that's why they have the money to renovate the house and buy a new car. Of course the conversation will continue and one of them will ask you if you knew some latest news, that's the best time to give bars on them.

If they asked you then yoy can say that you have no latestnews but your building a business, once they asked what's your business then tell them you named it Mind your own, if they are smart enough to understand it then you gave them such deep bars, and that's the time to do the final move which is exiting in a gangsta way.

End Thoughts

That's all I've got today, maybe that's the only juice that my brain secretes however I'm sure that Marites are group of people who doesn't want to see other people moving up. They don't like to see other become succesful that's why they start srepading fake news that ruined other people's life. They feel envy and jealous since they didn't have a chance to achieve that success and pretends that they are happy but deep inside it's jealousy.

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Comments

Ouch! Tinatamaan ata ako. Haha. Kidding! Nakakatuwa din minsan ang mga Marites kasi minsan informative din talaga ang kanilang mga balita. Wag lang talaga maninira ng tao. Ibang usapan na kapag ganon.

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2 years ago

Karens and Marites are one of the deadliest species living on this planet earth. They evolved day by day and can even multiply. They have different types of breeds, and they're spreading all over the world.

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2 years ago

The Deal its Love

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2 years ago

Nakoo, dito samin kahit tarayan mo mga marites eh ang gagaspang ng mukha. Irita ako sa mga itsura nila sa totoo lang.

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2 years ago

I believe the translation of marites to English would be karens. Although Karen is actually a name turned insult by the Americans. I have always tried to decipher what they think, to me their attitude is inhuman above all the believe they are supreme.

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2 years ago

Buti mandin talaga di uso yan samin ee. Or if meron man, di naman ganyan kalala sa Marites na kilala nyo na wagas na talaga.

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2 years ago

hahahah dito kase samen ate siksikan mga bahay at parang si flash ang mga chismis sobrang bilis kumalat.🀣

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2 years ago

Hahahanep lang, bat ga kaso nauso yan no hahaha

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2 years ago

Kaya pansin mo malalaki tyan ng mga Marites? Kasi maraming nakakain na chismis hahaha charrr. Mga inggetarang frog kasi, siyempre focus sa goals si Aling Janice kaya umuunlad, sila kasi sa buhay ng iba nakafocus kaya walang napapala, puro paninira lang alam. Hahaha.

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2 years ago

trueeee kapag ako tlaga naging mayor, magpapatupad ako ng batas na huhulihinga chismosa hahah.

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2 years ago

There are so much people out there making gossips cause they don't have anything to do with their life. Hehe when there's someone who is dependent like they don't mind anything else just focusing on their life I think it would be triggered that cause gossipers ignite. Hehe

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2 years ago

I always just smile at them and yes answers in a sarcastic way. Sometimes it got into my nerves but it's manageable now haha

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2 years ago

Kaibigan ko, HAHAHAAHAH pinagchichismisan kase sya na ang aga nya nabuntis eh ang sexy nya pqrin tas lalo sya gumanda. Ngayon nilapitan nya yas sinabing, "Naghahanap ako ng bodyguard baka gusto nyo magapply? Atleast updated na kayo pati sa nnayayare samin ng asawa ko", gagi toooo tawang-tawa ako pero at the same time nahihiya sa ginawa nya 😭

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2 years ago

HAHAHAH dagdag sa angas yun ate. Ganun tlaga mga kapit bahay na walang magawa sa buhay.

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2 years ago

HAHAHA. Natatawa ako habang binabasa to. Mga inggitera kasi sila kaya ganern, minsan dala lang nagpa-bored at jobless yarn. Mga walang magawa sa buhay.

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2 years ago

Minsan kapag bored sa buhay masaya din makipagusap sa mga chismosa HAHAHA

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2 years ago

Spies in disguise? You should come and see marites in my area. πŸ˜‹

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2 years ago

Marites are everywhere. They don’t grow or develop themselves because they spend too much time talking about others instead of minding their businesses and focusing on their lives.

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2 years ago

Hahaha, darn those marites! Can't say anything more or else, lol!

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2 years ago

I hate people like Marites chikakiku. There are a lot of people like that. I don't know what's in their mind. They are happy while stabbing back the others or spreading some fake news. They don't have any conscience. They don't even scared.

In our place, many of them chikakiku. I hate hearing some news which is not true. We should be careful with this people. Mostly are not trusted especially having this kind of attitude.

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2 years ago

Minsan po masaya din makinig sa mga chismis nila pero pag once na sobra na parang hindi na maganda.

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2 years ago

Oo Chikakiku pag sobra hindi na talaga maganda.

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2 years ago

Yep that true marites are people who doesn't what people to grow I have experience people like them some of them comes to me as a friend and they will said bad things about me in my absent

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2 years ago

yeah that's their talent which great pretending to smile while your with them but gonna stab you on the back if your not looking.

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2 years ago

Hahahaha! Much tawa here. According to my memory, I remember my teacher mentioning that Filipinos are indulgent people. But no offense to those minamarites, ganoon talaga ang buhay sa Pinas. Kung walang Marites, walang kulay ang buhay. Hahaha. I thought double ss ang Marites. Single pala.

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2 years ago

yeah true, minsan nakakabuwisit pero wlam natin nw sila din ang nagpapasaya sa community lalo na ngayong panahon ng pandemic.

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2 years ago

Ako eh dedma na talaga sa mga Marites, bihira lang din kasi ako lumabas ng bahay... Pero magagaling sila kasi kahit di ka lumabas ng bahay, may ichichicmis pa din sila aboit sayo, hahaha

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2 years ago

hahaha mas matalas pa sa cctv mga Mata ate, pero minsan sarap din makiusyoso HAHA.

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2 years ago

Totoo yan, hahahaha.. Nakakaamaze kung paano nila nahahalungkat ang mga bagay bagay eh, hahahah

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2 years ago

mga dati po siguro silang spy ng government hahah.

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2 years ago

Dapat sila ang nirerecruit ng mga taga NBI eh hahahah

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2 years ago

Dont mind them, because if you do sasakit lang ulo mo. As long as wala akong ginagawang masama okay i marites nyo ako. wala akong pake...hehe.They are like virus spreads everywhere.

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2 years ago

Hahaha! Digital na ang mga marites ngayon sa fb na sila naglipana, kaya sakin kill them with deadmaness na lang. 😁

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2 years ago

Naku baka ikaw pa matargetpag isnob ka lagi madam hahaha.

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2 years ago

Keri lang yan, tsaka wala silang maiitsika sakin kasi mia naman ako lagi sa fb😁

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2 years ago